1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)
2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
3. Aren?t you the guy from the Village People?
4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!
5. Are You Andy or Barney?
6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.
7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?
8. I pay your salary!
9. Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too!
10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.
11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are.
12. When the Officer says "Gee Son....Your eyes look red, have you been
Drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with, ?Gee Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?"
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Beach Lover
Funny stuff! I'm glad I didnt say any of those things 2 weeks ago when I got pulled over in I-65 in a construction zone! Thank God I get to go to traffic school. If I hadent been eligible the ticket would have cost $400... :(
Beach Fanatic
Funny stuff! I'm glad I didnt say any of those things 2 weeks ago when I got pulled over in I-65 in a construction zone! Thank God I get to go to traffic school. If I hadent been eligible the ticket would have cost $400... :(RiverOtter has two words for you...
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RiverOtter has two words for you...
:blink: :idontno: Which 2?
Beach Fanatic
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Valentine One 😀
http://www.sowal.com/bb/showpost.php?p=12047&postcount=9
:oops: Now I feel like an arse :lol:
Beach Fanatic
:oops: Now I feel like an arse :lol:Join forces and we'd be a herd. :laughing1
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Join forces and we'd be a herd. :laughing1
Too funny! I hate being beat at my own game :laughing1
Beach Fanatic
Too funny! I hate being beat at my own game :laughing1That's not beat, more like facilitated ;-)
Beach Lover
I was passing the idiot who merged onto I-65 in front of me because he was weaving across all three lanes and I didnt feel safe behind him. I thought for sure the cop was pulling him over, but to my dismay it was me. He had no reply for me when I asked him why he didnt pull over the idiot in the truck right in front of me. Meet that quota!!!
Beach Fanatic
Those are good - and my better half is a cop!
Somebody actually said #8 (the salary one) to him one night recently. When he handed the driver the ticket, he asked for a raise. :floor:
Somebody actually said #8 (the salary one) to him one night recently. When he handed the driver the ticket, he asked for a raise. :floor:
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When he handed the driver the ticket, he asked for a raise. :floor:
Now that IS funny! :laughing1
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