Show of hands if these make you chuckle.
Two atoms are walking down the street.
First atom says to the second one, "Why so glum?"
Second atom answers, "Man, I lost an electron today."
First one says, "Oh, that's terrible! Are you sure?"
Second one answers, "Yup. I'm positive."
There are 10 types of people in the world.
Those who understand binary, and those who don't.
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17beats on hood
Me, because I think the attached comic strip is funny.
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Beach Fanatic
Aw, man! That stuff's enough to make a geeks geek groan! 😀
Admin
Amy here's a new av for you.


Beach LoverAuthor
Amy here's a new av for you.
I guess I earned that one, eh?
Glad to see someone replied, I was beginning to think I was the only geek on here! 😉
SoWal Expert
I guess I earned that one, eh?
Glad to see someone replied, I was beginning to think I was the only geek on here! 😉
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kt loo
i fess. i'm a geek too, sometimes anyway. so much so that i tried to find a Smiley raising his hand (no luck.)
here's a bad geek Limerick so you don't feel so alone:
(12 + 144 + 20 + 3 * 4 ^ .5) / 7 + 5 * 11 == 9 ^ 2 + 0
Translated:
A dozen, a gross, and a score,
plus three times the square root of four,
divided by 7, plus 5 times 11,
is nine squared, and not a bit more
****
taking off my geek hat now...i have a gig tonight...
here's a bad geek Limerick so you don't feel so alone:
(12 + 144 + 20 + 3 * 4 ^ .5) / 7 + 5 * 11 == 9 ^ 2 + 0
Translated:
A dozen, a gross, and a score,
plus three times the square root of four,
divided by 7, plus 5 times 11,
is nine squared, and not a bit more
****
taking off my geek hat now...i have a gig tonight...
beats on hood
1000100110 10010 1010 100So what's the significance of the number 2255188 to you?
Or do these bits represent the decimal numbers 550 18 10 4 due to the spaces?
Or is that your initials in ASCII? I actually know that code by heart, but I will resist the urge to decode that. I'm not *that* much of a nerd. :laughing1
Actually I really think it's cool that
1+2+4+8+16+32+...+2^n = 2^(n+1)-1
For example, 1+2+4+8 = 16-1. Love that number theory!
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SoWal Expert
So what's the significance of...
Don't think that I am about to tell.
Beach Fanatic
"NERDS!"


beats on hood
Don't think that I am about to tell.I got it - it's an IQ test. But I've got to take my daughter shopping at Lenox for rush clothes. Solving it will haunt me all day!
SoWal Expert
I got it - it's an IQ test. But I've got to take my daughter shopping at Lenox for rush clothes. Solving it will haunt me all day!
You may not know what you have, even when you have it, so don't fret the small stuff.
Beach Fanatic
Or is that your initials in ASCII? I actually know that code by heart, but I will resist the urge to decode that. I'm not *that* much of a nerd. :laughing1hmmm 550 in ASCII? :confused:
Now if I was SJ, and had an occasionally devious sense of humor :twisted:
I'd toss a random bit stream into a herd 'o nerds and sit back and watch the feeding frenzy. 😀
SoWal Insider
Don't think that I am about to tell.It's his social. Joe's applying for a refi w/Ameriquest to support the Rolling Stones new tour!
Beach LoverAuthor
One of our sys admins here has an LED clock that displays time (to the seconds) in binary. I think he's a bigger geek than me...
(dialing 225-5188 to see if I get in touch with SJ??) :idontno:
(dialing 225-5188 to see if I get in touch with SJ??) :idontno:
SoWal Expert
One of our sys admins here has an LED clock that displays time (to the seconds) in binary. I think he's a bigger geek than me..."Sorry, you must have the wrong number." :floor:
(dialing 225-5188 to see if I get in touch with SJ??) :idontno:
Beach Fanatic
:blink: :blink: :blink: :blink: :blink: :blink: :blink: :blink: :blink:
Geez, I used to think I was a brainiac.......
now I'm just feeling stooo-pid :laughing1
Geez, I used to think I was a brainiac.......
now I'm just feeling stooo-pid :laughing1
bean
You guys are too funny. :floor: I fess up to being a total computer nerd but this math stuff is beyond me. COLOR]
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