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How to install a home security system..

DD avatar
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1. Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men's used size14-16 workboots;
2. Place them on your front porch, along with several empty beer cans, acopy of Guns & Ammo magazine and several NRA magazines.
3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazine.
4. Leave a note on your door that reads: Hey Bubba, Big Jim, Duke and Slim,I went to the gun shop for more ammunition. Back in an hour. Don't mess with the pit bulls -- they attacked the mailman thismorning and messed him up real bad. I don't think Killer took part in it butit was hard to tell from all the blood.

PS - I locked all four of 'em in the house. Better wait outside for us. :biggrin:

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Miss Kitty avatar
Meow
#2
:floor:...better than Brinks!!!

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DD avatar
SoWal ExpertAuthor
#3
I actually work with people who use this system. :eek: :shock: :blink:
dbuck avatar
Beach Fanatic
#4
:lolabove: And I thought this was going to be a serious thread. :clap_1:
DD avatar
SoWal ExpertAuthor
#5
:biggrin:
Ocean Lover avatar
bean
#6
:lolabove: :floor: :clap_1:
Mango avatar
SoWal Insider
#7
:lolabove: And I thought this was going to be a serious thread. :clap_1:

:lolabove: Me too. I was all ready to get the manual.

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Allifunn avatar
FunnChef - AlisonCooks.com
#8
I :wub: :wub: :wub: you DD.....:lolabove:
audie avatar
fartblossom
#9
i wish i would've know this before we got our alarm system..;-)
Cheering472 avatar
SoWal Insider
#10
Love it!:clap_1:
JoshMclean avatar
Beach Fanatic
#11
I don't see one person being dumb enough to break into that house!! :rolling:
Beach Fanatic
#12
DITTO~
:floor:
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Originally Posted by dbuck
:lolabove: And I thought this was going to be a serious thread. :clap_1:

:lolabove: Me too. I was all ready to get the manual.
kathydwells avatar
Darlene is my middle name, not my nickname
#13
:funn: Love it DD, and you!!!!
DD avatar
SoWal ExpertAuthor
#14
:funn: Love it DD, and you!!!!

:wub:

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