another late night funny

FunnChef - AlisonCooks.com

Apr 9, '07 · 9:54 PM976

A woman goes to Italy to attend a 2-week, company training session.

Her husband drives her to the airport and wishes her to have a good trip.

The wife says: "Thank you honey, what would you like me to bring for you?"

The husband laughs and says: "An Italian girl !!!"

The woman kept quiet and left.

Two weeks later he picks her up in the airport and asks: "So, honey, how was the trip?"

"Very good, thank you."
He says: "And, what happened to my present?"
"Which present?" She asked.

"The one I asked for - an Italian girl!!"

"Oh, that" she said "Well, I did what I could, now we have to wait for nine months to see if it is a girl !!!"

Moral of the story: Don't tempt a woman, they are far too intelligent! :lol:

Replies

SoWal Insider

Apr 9, '07 · 9:57 PM#2

What if it's a boy?

:funn:

FunnChef - AlisonCooks.comAuthor

Apr 9, '07 · 9:58 PM#3

What if it's a boy? :funn:

:funn: :funn: another surprise......

Beach Fanatic

Apr 9, '07 · 10:01 PM#4

Beach Fanatic

Apr 9, '07 · 10:07 PM#5

What if it's a boy? :funn:

Go back and try again? :idontno:

SoWal Expert

Apr 9, '07 · 10:07 PM#6

SoWal Insider

Apr 9, '07 · 10:12 PM#7

Go back and try again?

That's the ticket!

Needed the laugh and the "sororityness tonight. I got lost in the US war thread or whateva it's called. and none of you wenches came to rescue me. :nono1: :lol:

Beach Fanatic

Apr 9, '07 · 10:13 PM#8

That's the ticket!

Needed the laugh and the "sororityness tonight. I got lost in the US war thread or whateva it's called. and none of you wenches came to rescue me. :nono1:

All that deep thinking gives me a headache.

SoWal Expert

Apr 9, '07 · 10:16 PM#9

All that deep thinking gives me a headache.

ditto^^^^

SoWal Insider

Apr 9, '07 · 10:21 PM#10

All that deep thinking gives me a headache.

ditto^^^^

I was just trying to regain some brain cells so I can lose them when I get to sowal. :rofl:

SoWal Expert

Apr 9, '07 · 10:25 PM#11

I was just trying to regain some brain cells so I can lose them when I get to sowal. :rofl:

gotcha. ;-)

SoWal Insider

Apr 9, '07 · 10:30 PM#12

:funn: :funn: another surprise......

Good one and love ur tar. Did you know an apartment complex sits behind the 13th at Augusta National in that photo. Ok, that's worthless trivia, but it got me away from GW bashing.....ok now back to Gw bashing

Beach Fanatic

Apr 9, '07 · 10:37 PM#13

Good one and love ur tar. Did you know an apartment complex sits behind the 13th at Augusta National in that photo. Ok, that's worthless trivia, but it got me away from GW bashing.....ok now back to Gw bashing

You can stay over here with us for a while, we don't bite.

SoWal Insider

Apr 9, '07 · 10:59 PM#14

Good one and love ur tar. Did you know an apartment complex sits behind the 13th at Augusta National in that photo. Ok, that's worthless trivia, but it got me away from GW bashing.....ok now back to Gw bashing

Bob, you need to stay here a while for some GW bashing intervention.
It's done me worlds for me. :drink:

SoWal Insider

Apr 9, '07 · 11:12 PM#15

Somebody, for God's sake help me forget GW. "Help me, I'm a good person".....Don Imus...today

SoWal Insider

Apr 9, '07 · 11:14 PM#16

Somebody, for God's sake help me forget GW. "Help me, I'm a good person".....Don Imus...today

SoWal Insider

Apr 9, '07 · 11:32 PM#17

regarding Imus, did he use the phrase "you people" the same way Ross Perot did way back circa '91, or am I having a disco-induced flashback.

SoWal Insider

Apr 9, '07 · 11:53 PM#18

Ok, I guess "you people" have a life and hit the hay. Nite nite I-man, I hope you have a job this time next week.

Meow

Apr 10, '07 · 3:38 AM#19

...good one afunn! Sure missed you!

Bob...you always make me laugh. Come back to the Lounge more often.

Mango...I asked Uncle Timmy a question. :idontno:

FunnChef - AlisonCooks.comAuthor

Apr 10, '07 · 7:27 AM#20

Good one and love ur tar. Did you know an apartment complex sits behind the 13th at Augusta National in that photo. Ok, that's worthless trivia, but it got me away from GW bashing.....ok now back to Gw bashing

you need to stay in the lounge more often...we are much more creative here!

SoWal Guide

Apr 10, '07 · 7:37 AM#21

well, I missed the wench party, and Bob was in attendance! :clap_1:

Beach Fanatic

Apr 11, '07 · 6:42 PM#22

Just saw your joke, Allifunn. Hah and I'm passing it on to my Italian relatives.

Wish I could make some of these online parties, but I barely stay awake long enough at night here to hang out with my own family! I'm afraid I wouldn't be raunchy enough... you gals are waaaaay too fast and funny.

FunnChef - AlisonCooks.comAuthor

Apr 11, '07 · 8:28 PM#23

Just saw your joke, Allifunn. Hah and I'm passing it on to my Italian relatives.

Wish I could make some of these online parties, but I barely stay awake long enough at night here to hang out with my own family! I'm afraid I wouldn't be raunchy enough... you gals are waaaaay too fast and funny.

Professors need their sleep!