I just had a really cute.....

Did he "KracK" you a smile A-Funnnnnn??

MAN in my house.... He is my plumber, installed new faucets a year and a half ago. I have been having problems with my shower head dripping, so he replaced the handle. He is really cute, but married...OH well ......He is funn to look at..... grayt eyes!

Did he "KracK" you a smile A-Funnnnnn??

He even has a CUTE crack...... No plumber belly on this one

I always had this vision of plumbers from the TV commercials, y'know, fat with the crack , until we rented a cottage at Seaside years ago. The faucet needed some work so I called housekeeping and they sent over the most gorgeous specimen of manhood I'd ever seen. It was enough to make me wish everything dripped and leaked all week long.

He was really cute but I was married.

I always had this vision of plumbers from the TV commercials, y'know, fat with the crack , until we rented a cottage at Seaside years ago. The faucet needed some work so I called housekeeping and they sent over the most gorgeous specimen of manhood I'd ever seen. It was enough to make me wish everything dripped and leaked all week long.

He was really cute but I was married.

We had a hunk of a plumber a few years back. It's ok to flirt even if you are married!
I kept looking around for things that still needed to be repaired.

It's ok to flirt even if you are married!

MY dad always says, "Even if you can't order anything, there's no harm in looking at the menu!"

I always had this vision of plumbers from the TV commercials, y'know, fat with the crack , until we rented a cottage at Seaside years ago. The faucet needed some work so I called housekeeping and they sent over the most gorgeous specimen of manhood I'd ever seen. It was enough to make me wish everything dripped and leaked all week long.

He was really cute but I was married.

FTLOG MERMY! You even looked at another man besides Merman??? Never thought I'd hear it. My ears, my ears!

Glad you got to start the day off with a SMILE ALLI.

I always had this vision of plumbers from the TV commercials, y'know, fat with the crack , until we rented a cottage at Seaside years ago. The faucet needed some work so I called housekeeping and they sent over the most gorgeous specimen of manhood I'd ever seen. It was enough to make me wish everything dripped and leaked all week long.

He was really cute but I was married.

I have to admit Mermaid, you made me quite uncomfortable while I was doing the job. Its hard to concentrate when you know you are being ogled. That's why I gave up plumbing.

MAN in my house.... He is my plumber, installed new faucets a year and a half ago. I have been having problems with my shower head dripping, so he replaced the handle. He is really cute, but married...OH well ......He is funn to look at..... grayt eyes!

I just bet you've been having plumbing problems!!:roll:

I have to admit Mermaid, you made me quite uncomfortable while I was doing the job. Its hard to concentrate when you know you are being ogled. That's why I gave up plumbing.

Aw, TripleB, I like you better the way you are now. Fat and happy! And funny. Who needs slim trim and buff anyway??

Mango--I did look at another man!! You know, that was ten years ago and I STILL remember how cute that guy was. I think it was more the shock than anything else. I mean, who ever heard of a "cute" plumber? When I made the reservation at Seaside, I remember thinking "Damn, this place charges an arm and a leg" , which was instantly changed to "Damn, this place has good value for money" when I saw that plumber walk through the door. Never did get another service person that looked like that one. (Although Allifunn, maybe you'll have better luck!)

Eye candy

MAN in my house.... He is my plumber, installed new faucets a year and a half ago. I have been having problems with my shower head dripping, so he replaced the handle. He is really cute, but married...OH well ......He is funn to look at..... grayt eyes!

It doesn't hurt to look!!!!!

I have to admit Mermaid, you made me quite uncomfortable while I was doing the job. Its hard to concentrate when you know you are being ogled. That's why I gave up plumbing.

I made him give up the plumbing gig, I was jealous that all these woman were lusting after him. ;-)

I just bet you've been having plumbing problems!!:roll:

And I just bet your garage door could use some more repair work.

Aw, TripleB, I like you better the way you are now. Fat and happy! And funny. Who needs slim trim and buff anyway??

Mango--I did look at another man!! You know, that was ten years ago and I STILL remember how cute that guy was. I think it was more the shock than anything else. I mean, who ever heard of a "cute" plumber? When I made the reservation at Seaside, I remember thinking "Damn, this place charges an arm and a leg" , which was instantly changed to "Damn, this place has good value for money" when I saw that plumber walk through the door. Never did get another service person that looked like that one. (Although Allifunn, maybe you'll have better luck!)

I think we must all have one of these in our memories. Mine was a cop that stopped me for speeding and young enough to be my son! But man, he was just stunning--a motorcycle cop--you know, with the boots and all... My daughter was with me and when he thanked me for my courtesy after writing that ticket, I told him, "ANYTIME!" Well, she just about crawled under the seat with embarassment. I still tell her to this day.."Let's go to Bedford and SPEED!" This is the look I always get....:roll:

I think we must all have one of these in our memories. Mine was a cop that stopped me for speeding and young enough to be my son! But man, he was just stunning--a motorcycle cop--you know, with the boots and all... My daughter was with me and when he thanked me for my courtesy after writing that ticket, I told him, "ANYTIME!" Well, she just about crawled under the seat with embarassment. I still tell her to this day.."Let's go to Bedford and SPEED!" This is the look I always get....:roll:

i may be married but i ain't dead yet - there is nothing wrong with admiring the view......

besides, i know for a fact mr audie notices every woman who passes by with bodacious tatas...:roll: :roll:

I have to admit Mermaid, you made me quite uncomfortable while I was doing the job. Its hard to concentrate when you know you are being ogled. That's why I gave up plumbing.

:funn:

I just bet you've been having plumbing problems!!:roll:

lets just say that fate must be in there somewhere...one of the toilets at the sorority house has been having problems...so my boss called this same plumber today and he was at the house fixing it pronto (I met him for the first time at the sorority house year and a half ago) My boss and my then assistnant kept telling me how cute he was...and I finally met him one day....he really is cute.

i may be married but i ain't dead yet - there is nothing wrong with admiring the view......

besides, i know for a fact mr audie notices every woman who passes by with bodacious tatas...:roll: :roll:

And I just bet your garage door could use some more repair work.

Good one!!! That GD man was a GD man!

Good one!!! That GD man was a GD man!

I am always amazed at just how wild you are, mama!!!

MAN in my house.... He is my plumber, installed new faucets a year and a half ago. I have been having problems with my shower head dripping, so he replaced the handle. He is really cute, but married...OH well ......He is funn to look at..... grayt eyes!

I'm late on this thread. Everyone has already given the punch lines. Was his name Dan? How much of his butt crack did you see?

I am always amazed at just how wild you are, mama!!!

Oh yea...I'm a wild one!!! You should have seen me in Rendezvous after y'all walked out!

Oh yea...I'm a wild one!!! You should have seen me in Rendezvous after y'all walked out!

OK, details. I missed all the fun after Bdarg killed a park bench and Mr. Kitty had a shirt mishap.

Oh yea...I'm a wild one!!! You should have seen me in Rendezvous after y'all walked out!

OK...so you & I need to double date with the door man & the ball & cock man.....

OK...so you & I need to double date with the door man & the ball & cock man.....

:clap_1: You're hot tonight, alli!

OK, details. I missed all the fun after Bdarg killed a park bench and Mr. Kitty had a shirt mishap.

I had a glass of wine! :shock:

OK...so you & I need to double date with the door man & the ball & cock man.....

The ball & what man?????? :shock: