SOWAL Jerk Driver Alert!!!

Looked alot like this wagon, but powder blue...the jalopy of death

That Soobee can flat out walk!

...skunky, you still in town???

this the guy?

OK, be on the lookout for this menace to the roads when in SOWAL. Powder blue Subaru wagon, probably a 1985 or so model, big SOWAL sticker on the back. I will will not give the plate number, but it is Florida...you stupid jerk. A few words of wisdom. Do not pass on a double yellow line on HWY 331....especially on the bridge...ESPECIALLY past TWO vehicles, one of which is a dumptruck...ESPECIALLY going UP the hill and you CAN'T SEE WHAT IS COMING OVER THE HILL!!! You selfish jerk, you are going to kill somebody! If you want to kill yourself, by all means, find a desolate road and a sturdy tree, but for goodness sake, DON'T TAKE ANYONE ELSE DOWN WITH YOU!!

Good God. Take a Xanax or something.

Good God. Take a Xanax or something.

Or he could nurse a corn dog.

Like that JB?;-)

this the guy?

Hop...Is that Corky?

OK, be on the lookout for this menace to the roads when in SOWAL. Powder blue Subaru wagon, probably a 1985 or so model, big SOWAL sticker on the back. I will will not give the plate number, but it is Florida...you stupid jerk. A few words of wisdom. Do not pass on a double yellow line on HWY 331....especially on the bridge...ESPECIALLY past TWO vehicles, one of which is a dumptruck...ESPECIALLY going UP the hill and you CAN'T SEE WHAT IS COMING OVER THE HILL!!! You selfish jerk, you are going to kill somebody! If you want to kill yourself, by all means, find a desolate road and a sturdy tree, but for goodness sake, DON'T TAKE ANYONE ELSE DOWN WITH YOU!!

I love this. I know just how you feel. Maybe if everyone would publicize people like this it would get their attention.

Perhaps Walton County can spare some money for a few bridgecams with an obligatory 30 days in the slammer for passing.

Perhaps Walton County can spare some money for a few bridgecams with an obligatory 30 days in the slammer for passing.

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Good God. Take a Xanax or something.

I'm with Skunky on this one. That is nuts. I hope you don't happen upon this situation with your family in the car.

I'm with Skunky on this one. That is nuts. I hope you don't happen upon this situation with your family in the car.

Me, too. If someone almost killed me due to their stupidity, I'd be and might even get out the gun (just kidding, you know that ... althought I still sleep with one by my bed after our home invasion).;-)

Good God. Take a Xanax or something.

I'm just glad this post wasn't about me.

I haven't seen the car around here, but if you want to give me the license plate number, we could track them down and go place a stink bomb in their yard with a nasty note on the door.

I have experienced totally fear on that bridge at night with headlights coming right at me. Hear this...do not pass on a bridge, period.

I haven't seen the car around here, but if you want to give me the license plate number, we could track them down and go place a stink bomb in their yard with a nasty note on the door.

Let's go! Ready. What time?

I haven't seen the car around here, but if you want to give me the license plate number, we could track them down and go place a stink bomb in their yard with a nasty note on the door.

two words on the stink bomb.....butyric acid!

two words on the stink bomb.....butyric acid!

Sounds like we have an expert! Good! :clap_1:

two words on the stink bomb.....butyric acid!

For the records of the Secret Service, FBI, ATF, and NSA, and anyone else who may be monitoring the word, "bomb," a stink bomb has nothing to do with a real bomb. You fill a paper sack with poop, place at the door steps, minding not to catch the property on fire (have to pick days after heavy rain, without strong wind, and have a fire extinguisher handy just in case). Approach door to house, tape nasty note to the door about the incident of passing on the double yellow blind spot bridge, yada, yada, yada. Then ring the door bell and pound on the door. (You have to do it when you know they are home.) proceed lighting the sack on fire and making your way back to your vehicle which your buddy has running and waiting. when the crazy driver opens the door, yell fire, as you point to the sack. The guy runs over to stamp out the small fire (lunch bag sized) and gets his shoe covered in... you guessed it... pooh. Look out for the potential arson charges and even worse if the fire spreads or causes injury or property damage.

On second thought, maybe we should egg his house, and if that doesn't work, we can always throw a stinky crab and fish in the back seat of his car. It's getting prime weather for that one.

Sounds like we have an expert! Good! :clap_1:

yeah, this is the MOAB of stinkbomb material. It smells of rancid butter or rotting flesh. All you chem majors know this stuff. My father-in-law had to buy a beater car to drive, when making this stuff for Eastmann Chemical, because the intolerable smell immediately, permanently migrated from his work clothes into the upholstery. One drop could clear a room, bar , or render a car undriveable sans gasmask! I guess I'm going to be in an FBI file now.

I'm not sure why you would withhold the plate number? People have been killed with this kind of maneuver......

Or maybe you know who it is, or want to save the vigilantes on this board from getting poo all over themselves :funn:

For the records of the Secret Service, FBI, ATF, and NSA, and anyone else who may be monitoring the word, "bomb," a stink bomb has nothing to do with a real bomb. You fill a paper sack with poop, place at the door steps, minding not to catch the property on fire (have to pick days after heavy rain, without strong wind, and have a fire extinguisher handy just in case). Approach door to house, tape nasty note to the door about the incident of passing on the double yellow blind spot bridge, yada, yada, yada. Then ring the door bell and pound on the door. (You have to do it when you know they are home.) proceed lighting the sack on fire and making your way back to your vehicle which your buddy has running and waiting. when the crazy driver opens the door, yell fire, as you point to the sack. The guy runs over to stamp out the small fire (lunch bag sized) and gets his shoe covered in... you guessed it... pooh. Look out for the potential arson charges and even worse if the fire spreads or causes injury or property damage.

On second thought, maybe we should egg his house, and if that doesn't work, we can always throw a stinky crab and fish in the back seat of his car. It's getting prime weather for that one.

Anchovies under the front seat of the car. Heat & stench. Smell NEVER comes out. High school kid did it to another kid when I was in school long ago. Funny & nasty as h***.

OK, be on the lookout for this menace to the roads when in SOWAL. Powder blue Subaru wagon, probably a 1985 or so model, big SOWAL sticker on the back.

Oops, sorry 'bout my drivin Skunk- that was me in the Suebarrow.

I had done just ate a mess of greasy Mexican food in honor of Sinko the Mayo and needed to git home reeeeeeeeel fast, as I was experiencing muffler problems -and I'm not talking 'bout the car.

I nominate the guy in the silver Toyota Tundra who was behind me Monday morning, turning right on 331 from 98, who blew his horn at me for not pulling onto 331 in front of the DUMP TRUCK that was in the middle of the intersection. :roll: