Hey Smiling JOe!

Are you a Mormon?

There is already a thread on this board containing information on my birthplace. I think that Kurt's Mama could be my sister, thereby making Kurt my nephew.

Are you a frog?

Why yes, I am a frog. Thanks for noticing.

I thought a frog might find something familiar about my birthplace. And yes, I am a Mormon.

Speaking of frogs....I am using SJ's avatars as my own personal aversion therapy. When I was a young child (still am sometimes) I used to love frogs and would catch, kiss and release! Then my darn brother caught an albino frog at the drive-in movie and threw it on me while I was walking up on a planter by the snack bar...I fell off into a puddle and have had issues ever since. Most nature does not bother me...in fact my husband just had me catch a wasp up in a skylight...but man I see a frog and I can't get away fast enough!

Speaking of frogs....I am using SJ's avatars as my own personal aversion therapy. When I was a young child (still am sometimes) I used to love frogs and would catch, kiss and release! Then my darn brother caught an albino frog at the drive-in movie and threw it on me while I was walking up on a planter by the snack bar...I fell off into a puddle and have had issues ever since. Most nature does not bother me...in fact my husband just had me catch a wasp up in a skylight...but man I see a frog and I can't get away fast enough!

You never know when a prince maybe hiding.
I hope the cute frogs I use for my avatar, help you recover. Most of these frogs are hanging, literally and figuratively speaking, around my house. I cannot imagine you jumping out of your seat everytime you see my posts.

I thought the game was:

"Are you a turtle?"

Or am I dating myself with this old drinking game?

Sumbuddy is fishin' with bait.

I thought the game was:

"Are you a turtle?"

Or am I dating myself with this old drinking game?

Sorry, per the above posts, I don't know too much about drinking games.

Sorry, per the above posts, I don't know too much about drinking games.

Not poking fun. But that was funny!

Sorry, per the above posts, I don't know too much about drinking games.

Good one!

It was a very LONG and drawn out tounge twister game, after you completed each level, you drank. If you got through all ten you became a turtle. Never did see anyone do it in one night.

It was a very LONG and drawn out tounge twister game, after you completed each level, you drank. If you got through all ten you became a turtle. Never did see anyone do it in one night.

That reminds me of these:

THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK:

Indubitably

Innovative

Preliminary

Proliferation

Cinnamon

THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK:

Specificity

British

Constitution

Passive-aggressive disorder

Loquacious

Tran-substantiate

THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK:

Thanks, but I don't want to have sex.

Nope, no more booze for me.

Sorry, but you're not really my type.

Good evening officer isn't it lovely out tonight.

Oh, I just couldn't.

No one wants to hear me sing.

LOL...those are funny!

I am serious, you and Kathydwells need to hit the road with your comedy act. You two are too much.

Tran-substantiate

THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK:

Thanks, but I don't want to have sex.

Nope, no more booze for me.

Sorry, but you're not really my type.

Good evening officer isn't it lovely out tonight.

Oh, I just couldn't.

No one wants to hear me sing.

:rofl: MAO!!

:rofl: MAO!!

Hey, RO, we want to hear you sing!!

Sumbuddy is fishin' with bait.

I guess I need to reevaluate my frog catching tactics.

Are you a Mormon?

There is already a thread on this board containing information on my birthplace. I think that Kurt's Mama could be my sister, thereby making Kurt my nephew.

When I first read this, I thought he asked if CCK was a MORON...:laughing1
Sorry, it just struck me as funny...

When I first read this, I thought he asked if CCK was a MORON...:laughing1
Sorry, it just struck me as funny...

I hope I did not say that. If I did, I certainly did not mean to do so. Sorry.

I hope I did not say that. If I did, I certainly did not mean to do so. Sorry.

No worries, you didn't... I enjoy laughing at my own latent dyslexia.

When I first read this, I thought he asked if CCK was a MORON...:laughing1
Sorry, it just struck me as funny...

This made me laugh out loud and scare my pup!!!!!! CCK is no moron, but I feel your pain on seeing/hearing something and thinking...SAY WHAT? You have learned the trick, I am sure....always read twice when in doubt!!!!

When I first read this, I thought he asked if CCK was a MORON...:laughing1
Sorry, it just struck me as funny...

Do not worry about offending. There is such a thing as too much PC. I don't think I'm a moron, but I suppose that is for others to judge. :laughing1