Random Thoughts

Well, that isn't technically a Lenten choice!

Well, that isn't technically a Lenten choice!

Couldn't resist.

Why do so many people give up alcohol for lent? Didn't Jesus have wine at the last supper?

Beats me. I don't get it either. One of my Priests gave up martinis only! :funn:And, always got wasted on Easter Day!

It is supposed to be something you would miss so it would be a difficult thing to do - like sex, good food, chocolate, booze.

Scooter, please stop blaspheming my lifestyle. See, it makes no sense to give up all that stuff.

Beats me. I don't get it either. One of my Priests gave up martinis only! :funn:And, always got wasted on Easter Day!

Yep, I think one of our longest continuous drinking/partying streaks was Millennium Easter week in Rome.

which thread am i in again?

random: a bottle of mustard exploded in my face last night. :shock:

which thread am i in again?

random: a bottle of mustard exploded in my face last night. :shock:

You've had a rough couple of days. At least you have water now~~~~~

;-)

which thread am i in again?

random: a bottle of mustard exploded in my face last night. :shock:

I bet yellow is not a good color for you either. Sorry honey.

Y'all are funny and I'm glad thoughts have resurfaced. Stand back. I overslept this morning by accident. Just about discombobulated my whole day. And, am sleeping in tomorrow on poipose! Can't wait~~~~~~~~~~
More squigley.

Hey, Kitty! I found some shoes I think you'll like:

Manolo Blahnik?-?Sneaker Slingback?-?Neiman Marcus

;-)

I'm talking to myself ...

Gap has some new jeans. They're 100% cotton and 2% spandex. Shop clothes for women, men, maternity, baby, and kids | Gap

Use your math skills, people!

Ellen DeGeneres was so checking out Simon Baker. I think she diggs him......can't blame her one iota!

Ellen DeGeneres was so checking out Simon Baker. I think she diggs him......can't blame her one iota!

In case you missed the late 90's, she's a Lesbian. ;-)

In case you missed the late 90's, she's a Lesbian. ;-)

No! Really? I had no idea. Seriously, why do you think I posted that?

Pansies are such happy little bright colored flowers!

Pansies are such happy little bright colored flowers!

Yes they are!!! I have some in the back yard that three weeks ago were covered in a foot of snow and a week later they were blooming their little hearts out. Love 'em!

I would normally be crashing out right now but.................................
I'm posting on SoWal instead!!!!

I like to eat food

Why is it no matter how many times you whack a snake in the grass with a shovel it keeps popping back up?

Dunno. Once I saw a copperhead right outside the garage. I ran over it with my car about 20 times. A few hours later it was gone. I found it at the street, being eaten by ants.

dontcha hate it when people keep sending drinks your way?! i do.:lie: especially on a schew night.

I was just wondering...... Does the "Otter still fly at Midnight?"

I was just wondering...... Does the "Otter still fly at Midnight?"

Yes, in spandex.

OMG! Dennis and I are watching the two biggest boobs ever on 11Alive news right now. The woman is thin, yet they are the size of basketballs. They extend from her collarbones to her belt.

She also has an undergraduate degree in aerospace engineering and a masters degree in meteorology. Very pretty and smart woman.

I love nature and all critters, but am about to go postal on some rodents digging up my flowers. Can they be trained? Shoot one and then in their crazy clicking rodent language we'll hear, "Don't go over there, that crazy girl will shoot you in the ass."

Since I taught Cowboy to love critters, he just sits and stares at them. Sweet Pea shares her food with them.......ARGH!


Oh, and I really enjoy Ritz Crackers!

I like margarito's