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SoWal Expert
<@#162;> --didn't make cents to me.
Yes, I know about using Word insert symbols, but I don't like having to do all of that. The idea is to make it easier than $..
Yes, I know about using Word insert symbols, but I don't like having to do all of that. The idea is to make it easier than $..
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fartblossom
I have a cent sign. It's ? (the HTML character entity ampersand poundsign 162 semicolon). Or do Insert/Symbol in Word. But you know this.;-)
what the heck did you just say ???
i would understand swahili better....
fartblossom
i think "stoning" should be brought back as an appropriate punishment for child molesters/abusers.....
SoWal Expert
i think "stoning" should be brought back as an appropriate punishment for child molesters/abusers........and what form of punishment should we use on the children who abuse their parents?
I see a lot of that around here. Maybe we should go back to washing their mouth out with soap. 
Meow
I just talked to a car dealer and he said..."what's your phone number, SIR"!!!! 
Darlene is my middle name, not my nickname
I just talked to a car dealer and he said..."what's your phone number, SIR"!!!!
:funn: I'm sorry. I just had to laugh. What did you say to him. You know, Lauren Bacall has that deep sexy voice. I bet she gets asked that all the time. ;-)
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SoWal Expert
i think "stoning" should be brought back as an appropriate punishment for child molesters/abusers.....
I've always enjoyed the poetic justice of putting them in the general jail population.............let those pervs serve some hard time!
You know what you've done is bad when convicted murderers find it socially unacceptable!
percy
I just talked to a car dealer and he said..."what's your phone number, SIR"!!!!The Buick dealer?
percy
...and what form of punishment should we use on the children who abuse their parents?Eeeeeeek--is my house bugged?! SJ, put those high-powered binoculars down right this instant!
I was catching up on the latest random thoughts today, but I think you wrote that just after we had that very thing happen at our house. When you see L'il Pea #4 next week, SJ, ask him if Sun Light liquid in green apple is tasty. ;-)
SoWal Expert
...and what form of punishment should we use on the children who abuse their parents?A good swat and some forced labor managed to keep my folks from becoming abused.
I'll take liquid soap over a bar of Dial anyday........
SoWal Insider
A good swat and some forced labor managed to keep my folks from becoming abused.
I'll take liquid soap over a bar of Dial anyday........
This reminds me of Ralphie in "A Christmas Story". The piquant taste of Lifebouy. :rofl:
SoWal Expert
I don't know about LifeBuoy, but Dial is nasty - you can't get rid of the taste!
Odd how children's behavior seems directly related to the levels of attention and discipline their parents give them.......Has anyone thought to do a study?
Odd how children's behavior seems directly related to the levels of attention and discipline their parents give them.......Has anyone thought to do a study?
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the last 24 hours have sucked
:angry: :angry: 
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Do people still act crazy during a full moon if there are clouds over the moon, or is it like the scene in Pirates of the Caribbean where direct moonlight is the cause?
fartblossom
...and what form of punishment should we use on the children who abuse their parents?
i have found in my experience that a pop in the mouth works very well ;-)
I just talked to a car dealer and he said..."what's your phone number, SIR"!!!!
kick him in the omb's
A good swat and some forced labor managed to keep my folks from becoming abused.
I'll take liquid soap over a bar of Dial anyday........
do you know my parents?
Do people still act crazy during a full moon if there are clouds over the moon, or is it like the scene in Pirates of the Caribbean where direct moonlight is the cause?
i think people are just crazy in general....
SoWal Expert
When you see L'il Pea #4 next week, SJ, ask him if Sun Light liquid in green apple is tasty. ;-)
SoWal Expert
Why is the camera man always running faster than the cops on the TV show, "COPS?"
SoWal Expert
Why is the camera man always running faster than the cops on the TV show, "COPS?"
Getting that quality programming in before you nuke the cable, huh?
SoWal Expert
Getting that quality programming in before you nuke the cable, huh?
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spicY noodle cannoloni is great!!!!
fartblossom
i managed to get my gimpy back (and the rest of me) into my car tonight for our ride to the dairy queen, but i was afraid i was gonna have to sleep in the garage - i couldn't get out without mr audie boosting me....
backaches suck !
backaches suck !
SoWal Insider
i managed to get my gimpy back (and the rest of me) into my car tonight for our ride to the dairy queen, but i was afraid i was gonna have to sleep in the garage - i couldn't get out without mr audie boosting me.
backaches suck !
i have a cure for that audie!
why do children think sponge bob is sooo funny?!
SoWal Insider
i have a cure for that audie!
why do children think sponge bob is sooo funny?!
Or Barney?
SoWal Insider
i managed to get my gimpy back (and the rest of me) into my car tonight for our ride to the dairy queen, but i was afraid i was gonna have to sleep in the garage - i couldn't get out without mr audie boosting me....
backaches suck !
I'll get FBB to commiserate with you tomorrow.
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Or Barney?
I don' get it! Princess Caitlyn thinks it is soooo funny!Checking your forum account
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