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5,110Beach Fanatic
I know this ounds harsh but it works. As quick as you can after the sting poor ammonia on it. It's crazy how fast it'll take the sting away. I stepped on one in the arch of my foot and my neighbor saw me out the window and brought out a jug of ammonia and poured on it. Wow did it work!
that neighbor!
that neighbor!fartblossom
I watched it again last night.
I knew you would remember that scene.
hence my name - fartblossom
why is it I don't seem to have random thoughts?
you should try harder
Me too. My thoughts seem deep and complicated. I've got to try and lighten up.
maybe your brain is more advanced than mine

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:roll:
Bwhaaa haaaaaaa,.,.,.,.,.
fartblossem!!!
:rofl:
Bwhaaa haaaaaaa,.,.,.,.,.
fartblossem!!!:rofl:
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Nice tar Biff, do you stay at The Palms??
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I DO THIS TRIP
So looks like its going to be a fabulous trip; Never have before; but I hear good things
.. now the words out; they will have security there for me win i check in to boot me off property
So looks like its going to be a fabulous trip; Never have before; but I hear good things
.. now the words out; they will have security there for me win i check in to boot me off property
Nice tar Biff, do you stay at The Palms??
SoWal Insider
Don't worry, most of us have no idea what you actually look like, you are safe. But once Darlene posts pics of the beer drinking contest it's all over. Your fans will be beating the door down and the paparazzi will never leave you alone. Get some sunglasses, it works for the Jolie-Pitts.
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I DO THIS TRIPNEVER!!!:angry: Fellow SoWallers won't allow it!![]()
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So looks like its going to be a fabulous trip; Never have before; but I hear good things.. now the words out; they will have security there for me win i check in to boot me off property
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oh believe me; Im done for..... the word on the street is that i take in strays....
Don't worry, most of us have no idea what you actually look like, you are safe. But once Darlene posts pics of the beer drinking contest it's all over. Your fans will be beating the door down and the paparazzi will never leave you alone. Get some sunglasses, it works for the Jolie-Pitts.
NEVER!!!:angry: Fellow SoWallers won't allow it!![]()
Darlene is my middle name, not my nickname
Don't worry, most of us have no idea what you actually look like, you are safe. But once Darlene posts pics of the beer drinking contest it's all over. Your fans will be beating the door down and the paparazzi will never leave you alone. Get some sunglasses, it works for the Jolie-Pitts.
:funn: Oh, don't let him fool you Lynne....he is a celebrity in his own right!!!!
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:funn: Oh, don't let him fool you Lynne....he is a celebrity in his own right!!!!
Is it the dancing???
Darlene is my middle name, not my nickname
Is it the dancing???
That's what I hear!!!!! ;-)
Meow
Today is better. Except for the fact I went for the annual squishing of the humps and the technician loved to talk more than me and it took twice as long. :roll:
My stings just smart a little...please don't tell me they will start to itch!!!
My stings just smart a little...please don't tell me they will start to itch!!!

hmmmm......can't remember
Why is it that I've often been stung by yellow jackets, but not once bitten by a snake? You are right that those suckers hurt, and they terrify me more than snakes.
(this is me knocking on wood --)
Next time you stumble on a nest of two thousand tiny, fast-flying snakes, you'll probably get bitten...
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Why are dogs afraid of the rain?
16 days in a row here and a dog that whines and whimpers w/ every storm. It is flooding and I have three kids stuck in the house! 
16 days in a row here and a dog that whines and whimpers w/ every storm. It is flooding and I have three kids stuck in the house! 
hmmmm......can't remember
Why are dogs afraid of the rain?16 days in a row here and a dog that whines and whimpers w/ every storm. It is flooding and I have three kids stuck in the house!
I think you answered your question with that last sentence...
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Today is better. Except for the fact I went for the annual squishing of the humps and the technician loved to talk more than me and it took twice as long. :roll:
My stings just smart a little...please don't tell me they will start to itch!!!
Well, if you are allergic they will. Use a spray with cortizone in it if you have problems.
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POLE DANCING!!!!!! WHAAAAAAAAA
Awwwww poor Kittty Katt!!!!
That's what I hear!!!!! ;-)
Awwwww poor Kittty Katt!!!!
Today is better. Except for the fact I went for the annual squishing of the humps and the technician loved to talk more than me and it took twice as long. :roll:
My stings just smart a little...please don't tell me they will start to itch!!!
I think you answered your question with that last sentence...
beats on hood
Today is better. Except for the fact I went for the annual squishing of the humps and the technician loved to talk more than me and it took twice as long. :roll:Your experience today is why I don't like the fabric on the left in the fabric thread (I don't like the one on the right because those monkeys are pretty scarey, plus, I think she'd get tired of them). The leftmost one reminds me of the fabric and color scheme they use at the place where I go through "that" and then have to sit there for hours waiting (these specialists don't let you leave the office until they tell you the results), wondering if I'm gonna die soon or not.
My stings just smart a little...please don't tell me they will start to itch!!!
So when my decorator wanted to use those colors in my living room and dining room, I said no way. Brings back too many memories of being scared sh*tless.
Glad you survived your insect stings. Honey, I was worried about you. That could have been fatal!
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Miss Kitty...just randomly wondering if that Frenchman you pissed off happened to be wearing
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a yellow jacket
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a yellow jacket
hmmmm......can't remember
This is pretty random. It's a job I finished today.
Hope to see y'all tomorrow!
Hope to see y'all tomorrow!
Meow
Your experience today is why I don't like the fabric on the left in the fabric thread (I don't like the one on the right because those monkeys are pretty scarey, plus, I think she'd get tired of them). The leftmost one reminds me of the fabric and color scheme they use at the place where I go through "that" and then have to sit there for hours waiting (these specialists don't let you leave the office until they tell you the results), wondering if I'm gonna die soon or not.
So when my decorator wanted to use those colors in my living room and dining room, I said no way. Brings back too many memories of being scared sh*tless.
Glad you survived your insect stings. Honey, I was worried about you. That could have been fatal!
OMG...that is a good call on that fabric. I modeled one today that you had to tie behind you.
What's up with that?Thanks...it takes more than a few pests to kill the Kitty.
Darlene is my middle name, not my nickname
Love it NoHall!!!!!!! Beautiful. 

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This is pretty random. It's a job I finished today.I'm so happy you are going to the show! My #1 said she met you. And liked you alot!![]()
Hope to see y'all tomorrow!
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beats on hood
I modeled one today that you had to tie behind you.WTF? Did you have on a trapeze jacket that made it appear that your boobs were on the back?What's up with that?

hmmmm......can't remember
I'm so happy you are going to the show! My #1 said she met you. And liked you alot!
Awww...I felt like I only got to see her for a second, but I hope to see more of her tomorrow! I hear such wonderful things about her. (I got to see little R for a few minutes, but he was so into Hop that I didn't have a chance!)
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