Random Thoughts

My mom informed me that lady love bugs carry the dead body of their mate around ...he is still attached to her backside....

My mom informed me that the Monkey Ball Vine start I gave her to take home to Kansas ended up becoming " entwined " with her p***y Willows.

My mom informed me that the Monkey Ball Vine start I gave her to take home to Kansas ended up becoming " entwined " with her p***y Willows.

Where are the waves?

i'm hungry

i'm hungry

you are a man after my own heart

Bdarg just said he heard something big out in the woods, like a skunkape. I think he is trying to scare me into staying up and watching for the fire so he can go to bed.:angry:

I gotta finish this article...Or Miles is going to fire me... So what... He doesn't pay me... But I get allot of business from it... My wife just pulled up... I should have washed the dishes... She would have liked that ... Oh well..

Bdarg just said he heard something big out in the woods, like a skunkape. I think he is trying to scare me into staying up and watching for the fire so he can go to bed.:angry:

It could be a deer. We saw one once, but no Skunkape.

In a perfect world, Waffle House would deliver...

It could be a deer. We saw one once, but no Skunkape.

Probably the coyote that is pooing in the front landscaping.:angry:

Probably the coyote that is pooing in the front landscaping.:angry:

Hey, stop it coyote!!!!! We paid good money for that landscaping.
BTW, we never saw coyotes...

Probably the coyote that is pooing in the front landscaping.:angry:

Random thought: How does one know the difference from coyote poopy and doggy poo? :scratch:

Jdarg, now be a good wifey and do what the lord and master asks and checkout the situation.

If you can't spell "y'all" correctly, don't use it. The contraction is meant for the omitted letters (i.e., the "you" in "you all").

Bottom line: "ya'll" makes me

If you can't spell "y'all" correctly, don't use it. The contraction is meant for the omitted letters (i.e., the "you" in "you all").

Bottom line: "ya'll" makes me

It depends on what southerner you speak to. ;-)
You is often shortened to ya, hence the ya'll. Check out the urban dictionary.
But what the hail do I know being from N.Y. where we say you all in it's entirety.

I wonder if this photo is 2bfabian's High School Senior Portrait. :roll:

Do I have coyotes in my yard at night... This random thought thread fits my life very well... Damn, did I take out the garbage last night... it stinks bad...

SJ and Booby J, y'all (BR I didn't want you to barf before bedtime) made me spew my tea. Needed the laugh. :rofl:

SJ and Booby J, y'all (BR I didn't want you to barf before bedtime) made me spew my tea. Needed the laugh. :rofl:

Mango: DITT - OH your sentiments to SJ & Booby J !!

It depends on what southerner you speak to. ;-)
You is often shortened to ya, hence the ya'll. Check out the urban dictionary.
But what the hail do I know being from N.Y. where we say you all in it's entirety.

LOL.

The hyphen is meant to be a substitution for missing letters, as in "it's" as being equivalent to "it is." That is a side issue to another of my random thoughts about being annoyed when people use "it's" when it should be the pronoun "its" or vice-versa. As per the example above.

"Ya" might be in urbandictionary, but it is not a traditional word. Even if it were (notice that I am using Beach Jacket's favorite subjunctive case), "ya" followed by "ll" doesn't make sense. I mean, what is "ll"? The meaning of the term "y'all" is "you all," not "you ll." The meaning of "y'all" is "you all" with the hyphen replacing the "ou" in the word "you."

I teach computer science, but having to be very precise as a computer programmer has tilted me towards being very precise in whatever language in which I am communicating.

BR- here's the link to ya'll in the urban dictionary. I kid ya not.
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=ya'll

BR- here's the link to ya'll in the urban dictionary. I kid ya not.
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=ya'll

Anyone can post on urbandictionary. It's like wikipedia. There are gross errors on both. I have corrected many mathematical errors on wikipedia which are very nauseating to me.

Bottom line: According to several friends of mine who have doctorates in English, it's "y'all," not "ya'll."

I still like you. I make errors, too. I am just hyper about my areas of expertise.

How do I know how much we should ask for our house when it goes on the market? Hubby's theory is "If we don't ask it we won't get it"
I'm more along the line of don't overprice and be greedy.:roll:

IMO, y'all is slang since I was raised that it is lazy man speak.
I know that is not a popular view with others, and y'all can beat me with OMB's when you see me. ;-) (not Hops golf balls though) walnuts only.:funn:

Being raised in the Northeast and also in grammar school, I don't recall ever being "tested" on what the contraction was for you all.
Urban dictionary just presented a view of a southerner and it was almost a 50/ 50 split opinion. I didn't write it and very aware urban isn't gospel.
I am sure they probably don't have graduate degrees in English, but hail, Einstein couldn't tie his shoelaces.

it's so nice while the temps still drop at night.

I wonder if this photo is 2bfabian's High School Senior Portrait. :roll:

Yes, I bet he has a nice Camaro Cut.

And check out bottom row- 3rd from left. What is perched over his forehead?