when I get pulled over by an officer who could have cited me for two violations, yet let me off with a warning.
Replies
167
bean
...a good blonde joke.
A few days ago I was having some work done at my local garage. A blonde came in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten. We all looked at each other and another customer asked, "What is a seven-hundred-ten?"
She replied, "You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine, I have lost it and need a newone.." She replied that she did not know exactly what it was, but this piece had always been there.
The mechanic gave her a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like. She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710. He then took her over to another car which had its hood up and asked "is there a 710 on this car?" She pointed and said, "Of course, its right there."
If you're not sure what a 710 is Click Here
A few days ago I was having some work done at my local garage. A blonde came in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten. We all looked at each other and another customer asked, "What is a seven-hundred-ten?"
She replied, "You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine, I have lost it and need a newone.." She replied that she did not know exactly what it was, but this piece had always been there.
The mechanic gave her a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like. She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710. He then took her over to another car which had its hood up and asked "is there a 710 on this car?" She pointed and said, "Of course, its right there."
If you're not sure what a 710 is Click Here
Beach Fanatic
:lolabove: :funn:
Beach Fanatic
:rolling: reminds me gotta check my 710 ;-)
Your neice is a doll baby too! Ain't they preciuos? Thanks ya'll! :wub: :wub: :wub: They both have :cool: unique names too. 😀 Can't wait til we can come to the beach together again. :leaving: :wave: :chill:
Your neice is a doll baby too! Ain't they preciuos? Thanks ya'll! :wub: :wub: :wub: They both have :cool: unique names too. 😀 Can't wait til we can come to the beach together again. :leaving: :wave: :chill:
SoWal Insider
That's my neice and she's a blue eyed babe.;-) She's almost 16 months and talking up a storm. She keeps us entertained for sure.
:wub: What a doll baby! :wub: They are sure better entertainment than anything I can think of. :clap:
SoWal Expert
Long weekends and trips to Crab Island!
bean
Rusty trucks and sandy floors.;-)
Beach Fanatic
Smart witty people who can make me laugh until my sides hurt :floor:
Beach Fanatic
having sowal to look at while I am stuck in the Tampa airport waiting for my flight to head home
SoWal Expert
Super sweet corn from Mr. Cotton's stand on 331 in Freeport. The peaches are out of this world as well. I bought some tomatoes, but tonight we ate a wonderful Creole tomato courtesy of Punz and Skunky!:wub:
Beach Fanatic
Sounds yummy Punz!!!! :wave:
SoWal Insider
That Gypsea was nice enough to share the Vic Secrets special promo. Fu-bar Funn and I both got ours on Thursday. :clap: It was like an extra birthday gift. :cool:
SoWal Expert
...that the Tooth Fairy is visiting Kate for the first time tonight!!!:clap:
SoWal Insider
:wub: that was one tough toothie! I thought it was a goner week before last. Will the tooth fairy find a special dish to leave the tooth bounty in?
SoWal Expert
:wub: that was one tough toothie! I thought it was a goner week before last. Will the tooth fairy find a special dish to leave the tooth bounty in?
The tooth has been placed in the special dish and now the Tooth Fairy is going to ask for a small loan from her son, or Kate will receive a twenty for a very tiny tooth.😱
Checking your forum account
Please wait while we verify your forum account.