Do you believe this?

That it's news or that she did it?

That it's news or that she did it?

She says she tripped....I say over a beer can.

I'm a total klutz and constantly trip over rat dogs and small children (pretty much anything below waist level), but breaking your nose and toe at the same time takes skill!

Now, I have 2 - 100 pound dogs that are pretty tall and have taken a fall a time or two when backing up to save them from me falling on them (they love to sneak up behind me in the kitchen and I back up and uh-oh). But, I must say that I have never done that much damage as you usually injure just one part of you. :scratch: To have all that damage with such a small dog is pretty suspicious :roll: I do believe there must have been :drink: involved :idontno:

saw the show last night, and no evidence proboscis injury. oh well, I still say there's Irish genetics at work here somewhere.

She claims she just chipped it and that her fabulous makeup artist covered it up. Sketchier and sketchier!

I think I am Queen of the Klutz's and had my boss concerned last year that I might be suffering some abuse as I had 2 black eyes and bruises within 3 months. So I feel for her. But I still have trouble seeing how this fall caused her broken nose. I think maybe the pills or the alcohol tripped her up.

I did fall on the stairs and break my nose and chin, but it was when I was a Princess Klutz. It takes great skill to fall on your nose, I'm not sure Paula is that klutzy. She was a dancer, aren't they supposed to be able to leap over dogs?