Women are like apples on a tree. The best ones are at the top of the tree. Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they sometimes take the apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy.
The apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they are amazing! They just have to wait for the right man, one who is brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree.
Men?...Men are like a fine wine. They begin as grapes, and it's up to women to stomp the sh-- out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.
Salute! :funn:
DBOldfordDBOldfordBeach FanaticNapa Valley, CA990 postsJoined View profileMessageBeach Fanatic
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NewfieGirlNewfieGirlBeach FanaticGreenville,SC267 postsJoined View profileMessageBeach Fanatic
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seagroveloverseagroveloverlittle sugarSt Louis Missouri2,984 postsJoined View profileMessagelittle sugar
seagroveloverlittle sugarSt Louis Missouri2,984 postsJoined View profileMessagelittle sugarDonna that is the best :clap:
RitaRitamargarita brocoliaDune Allen Beach5,207 postsJoined View profileMessagemargarita brocolia
Ritamargarita brocoliaDune Allen Beach5,207 postsJoined View profileMessagemargarita brocolia😀 Thanks Donna! I just sent that one through to my teen daughter!
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RudyjohnRudyjohnSoWal InsiderChicago Area7,736 postsJoined View profileMessageSoWal Insider
:clap: This is great!! :clap:
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DDSoWal Expertgrapevine, tx. /On the road to SoWal23,871 postsJoined View profileMessageSoWal Expert:clap: :clap:
lindatatlindatatquirtyToo far from the beach (Chicago 'Burbs)2,813 postsJoined View profileMessagequirty
lindatatquirtyToo far from the beach (Chicago 'Burbs)2,813 postsJoined View profileMessagequirtyMakes me wish I had a fine cabernet to savor while I laugh!
DBOldfordDBOldfordBeach FanaticNapa Valley, CA990 postsJoined View profileMessageBeach FanaticAuthor
Wow! Every single one of the SoWallers who responded to this thread is...at this moment...on the Boards!
dbuckdbuckBeach FanaticKY3,966 postsJoined View profileMessageBeach Fanatic
dbuckBeach FanaticKY3,966 postsJoined View profileMessageBeach FanaticWow! Every single one of the SoWallers who responded to this thread is...at this moment...on the Boards!
:lol: We need to get a life don't we?
KISH7374KISH7374Beach FanaticCLEVELAND,OHIO1,228 postsJoined View profileMessageBeach Fanatic
KISH7374Beach FanaticCLEVELAND,OHIO1,228 postsJoined View profileMessageBeach FanaticBoy, I am sure glad I learned how to climb trees when I was younger. I never knew how much it would help later. But, what is with the man bashing again?
DBOldfordDBOldfordBeach FanaticNapa Valley, CA990 postsJoined View profileMessageBeach FanaticAuthor
Man-bashing? Again? I love men. It's a joke, man. Be a good sport now. Ever tell a blonde joke? 😀
BeachSiO2BeachSiO2Beach Fanatic3,294 postsJoined View profileMessageBeach Fanatic
BeachSiO2Beach Fanatic3,294 postsJoined View profileMessageBeach FanaticIf an apple stays on a tree too long it rots and ends up on the ground anyway :idontno: 😀
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