Democratic Convention 2008

This is hilarious! :floor:

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Now to just sit back :popcorn: and wait for the inevitable :trainwreck:

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Good lord...

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Democratic National Convention Schedule for 2008: Denver, Colorado

7:00 P.M. Opening flag burning.

I saw that and I was already :floor:

KD, you are playing with fire posting that here😀
I am sure somebody is busy on the Republican agenda, peppered with lynchings, book burnings and disenfranchisement seminars:roll:

KD, you are playing with fire posting that here😀
I am sure somebody is busy on the Republican agenda, peppered with lynchings, book burnings and disenfranchisement seminars:roll:

I know. ;-)

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Now to just sit back :popcorn: and wait for the inevitable :trainwreck:

Ahh no worries. Funny is funny, no matter what party you support.

....... "12:00 AM. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.

12:05 A.M Bill asks Ted to drive Hillary home."

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:lolabove: "11:30 P.M Coronation of Mrs. Hillary Rodham Clinton" :floor:

More like coronation of her Royal Thighness. :lol:

... burning our flag? :idontno: :wub: :confused:

Democratic soldiers are dying with the same honor and under the same US flag as Republicans. :wub: Kinda makes me wonder the stats. Not that it matters. Dyin' is dyin'. :cry: Can't parties get it together for our soldiers? Sorry, oops this is the lounge. :yikes:

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Now to just sit back :popcorn: and wait for the inevitable :trainwreck:

I thought we had made it.:roll:

Ahh no worries. Funny is funny, no matter what party you support.

I thought we had made it.:roll:

I think you were right the first time, jdarg. I expected a great deal of :banging: and :cuss:. Very impressed with the self restraint shown by the lounge dwellers.

2008 REPUBLICAN CONVENTION AGENDA
6:00 PM Opening Prayer led by the Reverend Jerry Falwell
6:30 PM Pledge of Allegiance to George W. Bush
6:35 PM Ceremonial Burning of Bill of Rights
6:45 PM Salute to the Project for the New American Century
6:46 PM Seminar #1: Katherine Harris on ?Are Elections Really Necessary??
7:30 PM Announcement: Mark Foley Was a Closet Democrat
7:35 PM Trent Lott - ?Re-Segregation in the 21st Century?
7:40 PM EPA Address #1: Mercury: It?s What?s for Dinner
8:00 PM Vote on which country to invade next
8:10 PM Call EMTs to revive Rush Limbaugh
8:15 PM John Ashcroft Lecture: The Homos Are After Your Children
8:30 PM Round table discussion on reproductive rights (men only)
8:50 PM Seminar #2: Corporations: The Government of the Future
9:00 PM Dennis Hastert leads discussion: How to Shirk Responsibility and Get Away with It
9:05 PM Phyllis Schlafly speaks on ?Why Women Shouldn?t Be Leaders?
9:10 PM EPA Address #2: Trees: The Real Cause of Forest Fires
9:30 PM Break for secret meetings
10:00 PM Second Prayer led by Pat Robertson
10:15 PM Karl Rove Lecture: How to Commit Perjury and Obstruction of Justice and Get Away with It
10:35 PM George W. Bush demonstration of trademark ?deer in headlights? stare
10:40 PM John Ashcroft: New Mandatory Kevlar Chastity Belt
10:45 PM GOP?s Tribute to Tokenism, Colin Powell, Condoleeza Rice and Alberto Gonzales
10:46 PM Ann Coulter?s Tribute ?Joe McCarthy, Great American Patriot?
10:50 PM Seminar #3: Education: A Drain on Our Nation?s Economy
11:10 PM Dick Cheney leads discussion: How to Shoot People, Cover It Up, and Get Away with It
11:20 PM John Ashcroft Lecture: Evolutionists: A Dangerous New Cult
11:30 PM Call EMTs to revive Rush Limbaugh again
11:35 PM Blame Bill Clinton
11:40 PM Twice-Divorced Newt Gingrich speaks on ?The Sanctity of Marriage?
11:41 PM Announcement: Ronald Reagan to be added to Mt. Rushmore
11:50 PM Closing Prayer led by Jesus Himself
12:00 PM Nomination of GW Bush as Holy Supreme Planetary Overlord

2008 REPUBLICAN CONVENTION AGENDA
6:00 PM Opening Prayer led by the Reverend Jerry Falwell
6:30 PM Pledge of Allegiance to George W. Bush
6:35 PM Ceremonial Burning of Bill of Rights
6:45 PM Salute to the Project for the New American Century
6:46 PM Seminar #1: Katherine Harris on ?Are Elections Really Necessary??
7:30 PM Announcement: Mark Foley Was a Closet Democrat
7:35 PM Trent Lott - ?Re-Segregation in the 21st Century?
7:40 PM EPA Address #1: Mercury: It?s What?s for Dinner
8:00 PM Vote on which country to invade next
8:10 PM Call EMTs to revive Rush Limbaugh
8:15 PM John Ashcroft Lecture: The Homos Are After Your Children
8:30 PM Round table discussion on reproductive rights (men only)
8:50 PM Seminar #2: Corporations: The Government of the Future
9:00 PM Dennis Hastert leads discussion: How to Shirk Responsibility and Get Away with It
9:05 PM Phyllis Schlafly speaks on ?Why Women Shouldn?t Be Leaders?
9:10 PM EPA Address #2: Trees: The Real Cause of Forest Fires
9:30 PM Break for secret meetings
10:00 PM Second Prayer led by Pat Robertson
10:15 PM Karl Rove Lecture: How to Commit Perjury and Obstruction of Justice and Get Away with It
10:35 PM George W. Bush demonstration of trademark ?deer in headlights? stare
10:40 PM John Ashcroft: New Mandatory Kevlar Chastity Belt
10:45 PM GOP?s Tribute to Tokenism, Colin Powell, Condoleeza Rice and Alberto Gonzales
10:46 PM Ann Coulter?s Tribute ?Joe McCarthy, Great American Patriot?
10:50 PM Seminar #3: Education: A Drain on Our Nation?s Economy
11:10 PM Dick Cheney leads discussion: How to Shoot People, Cover It Up, and Get Away with It
11:20 PM John Ashcroft Lecture: Evolutionists: A Dangerous New Cult
11:30 PM Call EMTs to revive Rush Limbaugh again
11:35 PM Blame Bill Clinton
11:40 PM Twice-Divorced Newt Gingrich speaks on ?The Sanctity of Marriage?
11:41 PM Announcement: Ronald Reagan to be added to Mt. Rushmore
11:50 PM Closing Prayer led by Jesus Himself
12:00 PM Nomination of GW Bush as Holy Supreme Planetary Overlord

Better shift the old schedule a few hours back. Remember, adults are back in the White House now and it is lights out by 10PM, no more of that all night hippie stuff.

2008 REPUBLICAN CONVENTION AGENDA
6:00 PM Opening Prayer led by the Reverend Jerry Falwell
6:30 PM Pledge of Allegiance to George W. Bush
6:35 PM Ceremonial Burning of Bill of Rights
6:45 PM Salute to the Project for the New American Century
6:46 PM Seminar #1: Katherine Harris on ?Are Elections Really Necessary??
7:30 PM Announcement: Mark Foley Was a Closet Democrat
7:35 PM Trent Lott - ?Re-Segregation in the 21st Century?
7:40 PM EPA Address #1: Mercury: It?s What?s for Dinner
8:00 PM Vote on which country to invade next
8:10 PM Call EMTs to revive Rush Limbaugh
8:15 PM John Ashcroft Lecture: The Homos Are After Your Children
8:30 PM Round table discussion on reproductive rights (men only)
8:50 PM Seminar #2: Corporations: The Government of the Future
9:00 PM Dennis Hastert leads discussion: How to Shirk Responsibility and Get Away with It
9:05 PM Phyllis Schlafly speaks on ?Why Women Shouldn?t Be Leaders?
9:10 PM EPA Address #2: Trees: The Real Cause of Forest Fires
9:30 PM Break for secret meetings
10:00 PM Second Prayer led by Pat Robertson
10:15 PM Karl Rove Lecture: How to Commit Perjury and Obstruction of Justice and Get Away with It
10:35 PM George W. Bush demonstration of trademark ?deer in headlights? stare
10:40 PM John Ashcroft: New Mandatory Kevlar Chastity Belt
10:45 PM GOP?s Tribute to Tokenism, Colin Powell, Condoleeza Rice and Alberto Gonzales
10:46 PM Ann Coulter?s Tribute ?Joe McCarthy, Great American Patriot?
10:50 PM Seminar #3: Education: A Drain on Our Nation?s Economy
11:10 PM Dick Cheney leads discussion: How to Shoot People, Cover It Up, and Get Away with It
11:20 PM John Ashcroft Lecture: Evolutionists: A Dangerous New Cult
11:30 PM Call EMTs to revive Rush Limbaugh again
11:35 PM Blame Bill Clinton
11:40 PM Twice-Divorced Newt Gingrich speaks on ?The Sanctity of Marriage?
11:41 PM Announcement: Ronald Reagan to be added to Mt. Rushmore
11:50 PM Closing Prayer led by Jesus Himself
12:00 PM Nomination of GW Bush as Holy Supreme Planetary Overlord

10:01 PM African-American voter registration drive. 10:02 Voter Registration over

:lolabove: "11:30 P.M Coronation of Mrs. Hillary Rodham Clinton" :floor:

More like coronation of her Royal Thighness. :lol:

This thread is the best laugh of the day!!!

:clap: ...I like to see both convention schedules! Now where is the Independent schedule???