Paris free?? already??

Would you believe that a lawyer from Miami was saying the same thing this morning, except that he wasn't mimicking a young girl...😱

Poor poor pitiful Paris. Pehaps Paranormal? Please perpetuate promoting publishing pill popping princesses. Pays proudly!

Poor poor pitiful Paris. Pehaps Paranormal? Please perpetuate promoting publishing pill popping princesses. Pays proudly!

OMG! I just saw a KY Oyster Eater was posting!

Fabulous. That is open to so many wonderful mis-interpretations I am hyper-ventilating with anticipation of the funn ...........

I do so hope you are a good sport;-)

Paris served 3 days and will spend 40 more under house arrest. She was released because of a "medical condition" that is apparently so severe it keeps her from serving time, but doesn't require professional care or hospitalization. What a crock!

The "medical condition" was a "bull" dyke named Brenda.

Keelhaul the wench, then hang the tuna from the yardarms. Aye!

Ok. Why this is NOT ok.

At 6AM we woke up to helicopters going and going and going and going right over Paris' house. And they haven't stopped. You can hear it ALL OVER West Hollywood.

she needs to be housed in the general population when she goes back. teach her a little humility.

The "medical condition" was a "bull" dyke named Brenda.

So are you saying that Paris didn't get a rash, but rather, Crabs? :yikes:

This just in on CNN. SHE'S GOING BACK TO JAIL!

It's raining at my house, and Paris is going back to jail.

I know that neither of these things will last very long, but for a few minutes it seems that balance is being restored in the cosmos...

(CNN is for geeks. Try TMZ for this sort of hard-hitting news action!:roll🙂

This just in on CNN. SHE'S GOING BACK TO JAIL!

duh. ;-) Did you think the judge would change his mind after she failed to show this morning? :idontno: She is not on his good list right now.

Just heard on the radio - she is going back for her full sentence - not the short one and she went kicking and screaming at the judge "It's not fair."

Just long enough to sell her "Free Paris" t-shirts. After watching Dave last night looks like her girlfriend, Nicole may have her own t-shirt coming out soon! :blink: :confused:

Maybe they can film the next "Simple Life" from prison.

About that "house arrest" business:

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/19101648/

I wonder if she thinks that all this publicity is going to do her any good? I absolutely LOVE that even the people on CNN are making fun of her.