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What a honorable thing to do. :wave: Thank you from snatching me from the jaws of health, I mean death. I'd type more but........it's Miller Time! :drink2:

This is grayt news :clap: :clap: :clap: it's five o'clock somewhere😀

I knew I'd find a legitimate excuse eventually. Thanks for enabling.😀

Kathy, how can we ever repay you for all you do for us?:wub: :wub: :floor: :floor:

Therefore, it's better to drink booze & talk stupid, than to drink water & be full of sheeet.

:bow::bow::bow::drink2:

Kathy, how can we ever repay you for all you do for us?:wub: :wub: :floor: :floor:

I need to stalk up on my beer for vacation. That would be a start. ;-) :wave: :wub:

I need to stalk up on my beer for vacation. That would be a start. ;-) :wave: :wub:

You got it!! Just stop at any store along the way and tell 'em to charge it to me!! ;-) :wave:

What a honorable thing to do. :wave: Thank you from snatching me from the jaws of health, I mean death. I'd type more but........it's Miller Time! :drink2:

Drink one for me. :drink2: :wub: :wave:

You got it!! Just stop at any store along the way and tell 'em to charge it to me!! ;-) :wave:

:funn: :clap: Don't be shocked when you get the bill. 😱

:funn: :clap: Don't be shocked when you get the bill. 😱

Nothing shocks me much anymore...😀

In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia Coli ( E.Coli) bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of Poop.

However, we do not run that risk when drinking wine, rum, whiskey, beer or other liquor because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.

Remember:

Water = Poop
Booze = Health


Therefore, it's better to drink booze & talk stupid, than to drink water & be full of sheeet.


There's no need to thank me for this valuable information; I'm doing it as a public service.

Nice... I drink at least a gal of water a day :puke:

Nice... I drink at least a gal of water a day :puke:

Then I don't have to tell you that you are full of....oh, nevermind. ;-)

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: ""SHEET""...!!!!:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia Coli ( E.Coli) bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of Poop.

However, we do not run that risk when drinking wine, rum, whiskey, beer or other liquor because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.

Remember:

Water = Poop
Booze = Health


Therefore, it's better to drink booze & talk stupid, than to drink water & be full of sheeet.


There's no need to thank me for this valuable information; I'm doing it as a public service.

excellent information...excuse me, i need to go re-hydrate...;-)

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy...

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy...

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