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fartblossom
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first off - i will never travel anywhere with my niece again until she is at least 5 years old. i have never in my life heard a baby scream so loud - mr audie says her wails are still echoing over the hills of cherokee right now. 😱

we had a nice vacation, arrived on sunday the house was awesome that we had rented for the week, had a great indoor pool attached - it got lots of use.

monday we drove the blue ridge parkway over to asheville - it was some gorgeous scenery. sis and her family arrived monday evening. oh gee, the baby was screaming (it goes way beyond crying) because her dad was holding her. no one can hold her except my sis. my nephew on the other hand was so excited to see us. he was practically levitating he was so full of energy.

tuesday we went up to clingman's dome and the boys walked to the top. the girls stayed at the bottom and listenend to the baby scream. again.
we ate a picnic lunch, then we went back to the house. they played in the pool, mr audie and i went on a drive back to cades cove, which has an 11 mile loop to drive around. we got almost to the end, and suddenly traffic was at a complete stop. someone saw a bear off in the field, and people were abandoning their vehicles on the road and running off thru the field to see the bear. we were able to weave our way around the stopped vehicles and get out, thank god for the little car !

wednesday we went to dollywood. it is one of the prettiest amusement parks i know of. all the workers are sooo nice. it was hot and humid, but we had a good day except for the baby screaming. again. if she couldn't see my sister she wailed. then we had the incident. screaming mimi was asleep - she wore herself out wailing. so my sis wanted to ride a water ride with her hubby and son. i told her i would keep and eye on the baby knowing full well what was gonna happen. yep - mimi woke up and my god did she scream bloody murder. you would have thought i was skinning her alive :shock: i have never in my life heard anything so loud. she was trying to get out of the stroller so i picked her up. bad idea - it just made her madder. i had dollywood workers coming over asking if they could do something for me - i was like yeah, shut her up ! mr audie said "maybe they think we are abducting her" hell, if i was gonna kidnap someone it wouldn't be that screaming monster ! so my sis finally comes back, picks the baby up, and instantly she was quiet, and she turned her little round head to me and smiled :pissed: :pissed:

thursday - the pump went out at the house, so we had no water. we all scattered for the day, and we did some more driving, etc. my sis left that evening. she had endured all the screaming she could. they drove home at night so the kids would sleep and said they did pretty good.

friday we lollygagged around and packed and did some more driving.

saturday we left for home about 8 am. sat in traffic for 1 1/2 hours on I-75 for some unknown reason.

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dbuck avatar
Beach Fanatic
#2
OMG! I can't stop laughing my a$$ off. :floor: :floor: :floor:

I guess the best thing I can say is "I'm glad you survived." :floor:
audie avatar
fartblossomAuthor
#3
it's funny now - it wasn't then !

on a side note --

i have a new respect for all you parents out there - dealing with kids this week made me realize what torture you go thru on a daily basis ! my hats off to each and every one of you - you truly amaze me !
dbuck avatar
Beach Fanatic
#4
it's funny now - it wasn't then !

on a side note --

i have a new respect for all you parents out there - dealing with kids this week made me realize what torture you go thru on a daily basis ! my hats off to each and every one of you - you truly amaze me !

It ain't for sissies, that's for sure! 😱
Teresa avatar
SoWal Guide
#5
love the family vacay travel report!

audie - where was your cabin? and did you have any yummy food? and of course, got pix?
Mango avatar
SoWal Insider
#6
Audie, I feel your pain. :funn::floor:
audie avatar
fartblossomAuthor
#7
Audie, I feel your pain. :funn::floor:

pain ? no. agony ? yes !! 😀

jfunn could yell in my ear at the top of her lungs with her bullhorn and it still wouldn't be as loud as my niece.

every time she took a deep breath to let out a wail, mr audie would yell "thar she blows" :blink:
iwishiwasthere avatar
Beach Fanatic
#8
Glad you were able to get away.....small screaming children are not much funn. She will be better in a few months.



My youngest did that when we spent a weekend at Tims Ford State Park.....SCREAMED the entire time. Quit when we left. We decided she did not like the dark wood....didn't go back for a lonnnnng time!


I have never been to Dollywood. After your review, may want to try it.


Welcome back to the board....you have been missed.:wave:
30A Skunkape avatar
Skunky
#9
Can any other couple be so lucky to have a screaming kid?:funn: OMG, I can just see a vein rising on Mr Audie's forehead:lol:
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Meow
#10
:floor: ...a report only audie could write!!! :welcome: back...hold down the fort while I am gone!
InletBchDweller avatar
SoWal Insider
#11
Audie, I feel your pain. :funn::floor:
really, you think???😀

pain ? no. agony ? yes !! 😀

jfunn could yell in my ear at the top of her lungs with her bullhorn and it still wouldn't be as loud as my niece.

every time she took a deep breath to let out a wail, mr audie would yell "thar she blows" :blink:
:rofl: :floor: :floor: poor audie. we must see some pics for sure. again where was the cabin???
Ocean Lover avatar
bean
#12
:welcome: home. We spent the day with Delaney and I honestly don't think I could handle several days of her and my sister! It's so stressful. One minute she's all smiles the next she's screaming. She has a temper and man, stay away if she's mad, she'll tear out your eyeballs!!! :yikes: I love hiking in those mountains. The last time we were there we did the sissy hike to Laurel Falls. 😀 Glad to have you back, it was pretty quiet around here!
Mango avatar
SoWal Insider
#13
really, you think???😀

:lolabove: The screaming turns into whining later. :blink:
audie avatar
fartblossomAuthor
#14
all i have learned from this experience is this :

if there was ever one person destined NOT to have children, it was me.


at one point i shoved a my little pony in her mouth that fell out of the diaper bag hoping she'd shut up. didn't work.
DuneAHH avatar
Beach Fanatic
#15
all i have learned from this experience is this :

if there was ever one person destined NOT to have children, it was me.


at one point i shoved a my little pony in her mouth that fell out of the diaper bag hoping she'd shut up. didn't work.

:floor::floor:
I so hear ya gullfriend...I'm too am very happy in the role of AUNTY!!! I truly love kids ... but that screaming that reverberates thru every cell of the body .... oooof-daw ... b'bye-baby-b'bye!! :funn::funn:little pony bink :floor::floor:
I dub ye: Saint Aunt (Aint?) Audie!!
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Skunky
#16
:floor: My little pony!!!:floor: This keeps getting better!
dbuck avatar
Beach Fanatic
#17
And . . . these are the good years, they are sweet & innocent. :wub: :lol:
SoWal Insider
#18
How old is this child?

We have next door neighbors who have 2 boys, 1 and 3yrs. old. We refer to them as the "devil babies." When they're outside, they just SCREAM, AND SCREAM AND SCREAM the whole time. My son has already said he NEVER wants kids.
Cheering472 avatar
SoWal Insider
#19
Babies can be the best form of birth control. Thanks for the trip report Audie, we missed you! Welcome back and I hope your hearing returns to normal soon.
audie avatar
fartblossomAuthor
#20
And . . . these are the good years, they are sweet & innocent. :wub: :lol:
i don't know about sweet and innocent, but she sure is LOUD !


How old is this child?

We have next door neighbors who have 2 boys, 1 and 3yrs. old. We refer to them as the "devil babies." When they're outside, they just SCREAM, AND SCREAM AND SCREAM the whole time. My son has already said he NEVER wants kids.

dani will be 1 on july 21.

Babies can be the best form of birth control. Thanks for the trip report Audie, we missed you! Welcome back and I hope your hearing returns to normal soon.

i swear my ears are still ringing. you all may have to start typing in all caps so it will be like you are shouting and i can hear you !

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