I couldn't help it. I got home from class tonight and it was waiting for me like a bad wreck in my living room, and I had to slow down and watch it. Paris Hilton was on "Larry King Live."
I didn't post this to highlight that interview, but here are the highlights anyway:
- If she ever had a personality, it was Botoxed. I've never seen anyone answer such a wide range of questions with such a narrow range of emotion. She says she has some movies in the works; I wonder if the studio could save some money by sticking in a cardboard cutout.
- She says that she read the Bible in jail. She says she has always been a "spiritual person. I mean I went to Catholic school and all."
- She doesn't understand the mean people who say she doesn't work. "I mean, I have all these businesses. Lots of them."
- She says that being in jail matured her.
Yikes.
Anyway. The thing that really grabbed my attention was the commercial for Anderson Cooper's show, which was coming on right after Larry. I didn't watch it (I could only handle so much gore tonight) but Anderson was railing about how he was going to get to the bottom of all her wealth and privilege.
Thank you, Anderson. I'm sure that we all need to hear a Vanderbilt's criticism of a Hilton. Too bad we can't get some of J.P. Morgan or Rockefeller's descendents to chime in while we're at it. Sheesh.