Sunday Funny - Little Johnny

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sometimes Little Johnny reminds me of River Otter.:wave:


A grade school teacher in Kentucky asked her students to use the word "fascinate" in a sentence.

Molly put up her hand and said, "My family went to my granddad's farm, and we all saw his pet sheep. It was fascinating"

The teacher said, "That was good, but I wanted you to use the word fascinate, not fascinating."

Sally raised her hand and said, "My family went to see Rock City and was fascinated."

The teacher said, "Well, that was also good Sally, but I wanted you to use the word "fascinate."

Little Johnny raised his hand. The teacher hesitated because she had been burned by Little Johnny before. She finally decided there was no way he could damage the word 'fascinate', so she called on him.

Johnny said, "My aunt Gina has a sweater with ten buttons, but her boobs are so big she can only fasten eight."

The teacher sat down and cried. 😀

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I love that naughty little Jhonny.....:twisted: :floor:

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That's gooodddd!!:rolling: :funn:

Little girl asked her Mom, "Mom, may I take the dog for a walk around the block?"
Mom replies, "No, because she is in heat."
"What's that mean?" asked the child.
"Go ask your father. I think he's in the garage."
The little girl goes to the garage and says, "Dad, may I take Belle for a walk around the block? I asked Mom, but she said the dog was in heat, and to come to you."
Dad said, "Bring Belle over here."
He took a rag, soaked it with gasoline, and scrubbed the dog's backside with it to disguise the scent, and said "OK, you can go now, but keep Belle on the leash and only go one time round the block."
The little girl left and returned a few minutes later with no dog on the leash. Surprised, Dad asked, "Where's Belle?"
The little girl said, "She ran out of gas about halfway down the block, so another dog is pushing her home."

A guy sees a sign in front of a house: ?Talking Dog For Sale." He rings the bell and the owner tells him the dog is in the backyard. The guy goes into the backyard and sees a Labrador retriever sitting there. ?You talk?" he asks. "Yep," the Lab replies.
"So, what's your story?"
The Lab looks up and says, "Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young. I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA about my gift and in no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping. I was one of
their most valuable spies for eight years running. But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger so I decided to settle down. I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded a batch of medals. I got married, had a mess of puppies, and now I'm just retired."
The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the dog. "Ten dollars," the guy says.
"Ten dollars?? This dog is amazing. Why on earth are you selling him so cheap?"

"Because he's a liar. He never did any of that."

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:funn: you are a bunch of jokesters today !

Also GREAT Ones Beachrunner!!:floor::floor:

A teacher comes into her classroom and tells the class they're going to play a guessing game. She pulls something out of her desk drawer and puts it behind her back.

"I have something behind my back, and it's round and it's red. Who wants to guess what it is?"

Sally raises her hand and says, "It's an apple!"

"No," the teacher says, "It's a ball, but I like the way you think. Now I have something behind my back that's round and orange. What is it?"

Timmy raises his hand. "It's a ball!"

"No," says the teacher. "It's an orange, but I like the way you think. Now there's something behind my back that's yellow and has a curve in it."

Lucy calls out, "It's a banana!"

"No," says the teacher. "It's a squash, but I like the way you think."

Little Johnny asks, "Can I try to get the class to guess something?"

The teacher is apprehensive but decides that it won't hurt anything, so she agrees. Johnny comes to the front of the class and shoves his hand into his front pocket.

"There's something in my hand, and it's round, hard, and has a head on it."

The teacher leaps up from her chair and yells, "Johnny, you go to the principal's office RIGHT NOW!"

Johnny smiles and says, "It's a quarter. But I like the way you think."

tater ! i'm shocked :shock: :floor: :floor: 😀

:funn: :funn: :clap: Laughter is a grayt way to begin my day!!

taterV!!! :floor: :clap: :funn: :lol:

:funn: :funn: :clap: Laughter is a grayt way to begin my day!!

And a grayt way to end it....:lol:

:floor: :rolling: :funn: :lolabove: ...how did I miss this thread???? :clap: Y'all should take this on the road...like all the way down 30-A!!!!

:floor: :floor: thanks for the laughs!!!!!