Sermon of the Day

Beach Fanatic

Jul 14, '07 · 7:15 AM613

The Sermon I think this Mom will never forget.... this particular Sunday
sermon..."Dear Lord," the minister began, with arms extended toward heaven
and a rapturous look on his upturned face. "Without you, we are but
dust..."

He would have continued but at that moment my very obedient daughter who
was listening leaned over to me and asked quite audibly in her shrill
little four year old girl voice, "Mom, what is butt dust?"

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SoWal Expert

Jul 14, '07 · 7:54 AM#2

I wish I would ever hear stuff like this in church.

SoWal Insider

Jul 14, '07 · 8:18 AM#3

butt dust. Is that like a fartblossom? :rolling:

SoWal Expert

Jul 14, '07 · 8:19 AM#4

butt dust. Is that like a fartblossom?

It is the fartblossom pollen, silly.;-)

SoWal Insider

Jul 14, '07 · 8:22 AM#5

It is the fartblossom pollen, silly.;-)

SoWal Expert

Jul 14, '07 · 8:42 AM#6

Beach Fanatic

Jul 14, '07 · 4:38 PM#7

fartblossom

Jul 14, '07 · 5:04 PM#8

butt dust. Is that like a fartblossom?

It is the fartblossom pollen, silly.;-)

it would be a wonderful perfume for me !!! or better yet a powder....

Beach Fanatic

Jul 14, '07 · 6:37 PM#9

There was a DJ on the country radio station where I used to live that told a story about taking his four-year-old niece to a Catholic service. After standing and sitting numerous times, the little girl finally got impatient and yelled, "What is this, a GAME?"

fartblossom

Jul 14, '07 · 7:09 PM#10

There was a DJ on the country radio station where I used to live that told a story about taking his four-year-old niece to a Catholic service. After standing and sitting numerous times, the little girl finally got impatient and yelled, "What is this, a GAME?"

i wondered the same thing the first time i went to a catholic wedding - i have never been to any catholic ceremony of any kind and i was overwhelmed to say the least

Beach Fanatic

Jul 14, '07 · 9:43 PM#11

:funn:

Meow

Jul 15, '07 · 6:43 AM#12

:funn: ...this thread is like a great comedy act!!!

Beach FanaticAuthor

Jul 15, '07 · 9:20 AM#13

There was a DJ on the country radio station where I used to live that told a story about taking his four-year-old niece to a Catholic service. After standing and sitting numerous times, the little girl finally got impatient and yelled, "What is this, a GAME?"

:funn: :funn: :funn:

SoWal Insider

Jul 16, '07 · 12:45 PM#14

There was a DJ on the country radio station where I used to live that told a story about taking his four-year-old niece to a Catholic service. After standing and sitting numerous times, the little girl finally got impatient and yelled, "What is this, a GAME?"

Isn't that the truth, I call it church aerobics. Buns of Steel was already taken.

SoWal Expert

Jul 16, '07 · 12:54 PM#15

I never know when to stand or sit, as every church is different. It gets especially funny at weddings when the guests are unfamiliar w/ that church and are different denominations. Last catholic wedding I shared a pew w/ various lutheran sects and a buddhist raised hindu! Looked like a game of whack-a-mole!