Table of Caloric Doom

:bang:

:angry: Who makes these things???:idontno:

KEEP PIZZA HUT ON SPEED DIAL!!!

Is this chart realistic, or should I get Pizza Hut off speed dial?

This chart is SO 30 YEARS AGO!!!! The colors are all out of wack.
There's too much green & yellow.
Needs WAY MORE ORANGE to be "phat" (at least + 5 or 6 rows!)
:funn::funn::funn:
Let's order a SUPREME...thin & crispy crust...x-tra cheese!!

that chart is about right. You are what you eat. Garbage in Garbage out... Laird Hamilton says. Don't blame Pizza Hut, McD's or any other fast crap restaurant for their products. It's seems Americans wanna always blame someone other than themselves for Obesity. Must be Publix fault I OD'd on Ice Cream. GW made me eat a Biggy Meal. Maybe the fact the exercise is not in 60% of American's daily routine is to blame. I call it Fork to Mouth Disease. We should stop selling Forks, that might do it. Or sew mouths shut. Tough choice!

This is the first time since my 21st birthday that getting older seemed to have an advantage!:clap: Where's the buffet?:floor:

What do the numbers in the squares represent?

What do the numbers in the squares represent?

Pi

Pi

Ok....and? :idontno: You know what color my hair is. Explain it to me in blonde terms. 😀

Pi

Pie

Pie

...or body mass index😀 ( I'm blonde too, it's just what my mouse said when I ran over the numbers)

Ok....and? :idontno: You know what color my hair is. Explain it to me in blonde terms. 😀

Pie

I thought the numbers were an estimate of Pizza Hut pies consumed. :lol:

...or body mass index😀 ( I'm blonde too, it's just what my mouse said when I ran over the numbers)

Oh, that what they meant by BM. :lol:

KDW...:idontno: I'm bad @ "math" but could be:

Pie Squared = + Body (Mass Index) [ 2 (Hug + Squeeze)]

KDW...:idontno: I'm bad @ "math" but could be:

Pie Squared = + Body (Mass Index) [ 2 (Hug + Squeeze)]

I was just playing on words, but that is excellent. :lolabove: :clap:

Anyhoo, who cares about these charts. If you feel good and your healthy, none of this sheeeit matters.

I was just playing on words, but that is excellent. :lolabove: :clap:

Anyhoo, who cares about these charts. If you feel good and your healthy, none of this sheeeit matters.

There's a guy in my house who would happen to agree with you. :lol:

Pi

:lolabove::lolabove::lolabove:
'cuz what the queen REALLY said was....

LET THEM EAT PI !!!

:lolabove::lolabove::lolabove:
'cuz what the queen REALLY said was....

LET THEM EAT PI !!!

:lolabove: Right and the dairy queen said "let them eat ice cream" 😀

There's a guy in my house who would happen to agree with you. :lol:

He's not only smart, but handsome too. :wave:

:lolabove: Right and the dairy queen said "let them eat ice cream" 😀

He's not only smart, but handsome too. :wave:

:lolabove::lolabove: Me-O-Mi We Love Pi with I-Scream-U-Scream-We-All-Scream 4 Ice Cream!! :clap:

Is this chart realistic, or should I get Pizza Hut off speed dial?

GB isn't even on the charts :wub:

Pie

Oh! I know pie!!:wub:

Oh! I know pie!!:wub:

I have found you some pie to die for. But, you will have to wait until big pumpkin season. :wave:

I have found you some pie to die for. But, you will have to wait until big pumpkin season. :wave:

It is fast approaching. Maybe a certain SoWaller will give me his pumpkin cheesecake recipe. 😀 :wave: :wave: :wave:

I love that I'm 5'4" and, according to the chart, cannot possibly be underweight...

I love that I'm 5'4" and, according to the chart, cannot possibly be underweight...

:funn::funn:Glad you're back NoHall!!

I love that I'm 5'4" and, according to the chart, cannot possibly be underweight...

I hear you sister. I guess that once upon a time I, too, was off the charts. 😀