Friday Funny

Darlene is my middle name, not my nickname

Jul 20, '07 · 9:43 AM631

The Zipper

A man walked into a supermarket with his zipper down. A lady Cashier
walked up to him and said, "Your barracks door is open."

Not a phrase that men normally use, he went on his way looking a Bit
puzzled. When he was about done shopping, a man came up and said, "Your fly is open."

He zipped up and finished his shopping.

At the checkout, he intentionally got in the line where the lady was
that told him about his "barracks door." He was planning to have a little fun with her, so when he reached the counter he said, "When you
saw my barracks door open, did you see a Marine standing in there at
Attention?"

The lady (naturally smarter than the man) thought for a moment and
said "No, no I didn't. All I saw was a disabled veteran sitting on a
Couple of old duffel bags".

Edited Jul 20, '07 · 9:45 AM

Replies

Beach Fanatic

Jul 20, '07 · 10:24 AM#2

Thanks KDW!

Beach Fanatic

Jul 20, '07 · 10:27 AM#3

HAAAA HAAAA HAAA HAAAA
:clap:

:funn: :funn: :floor:

:rofl:

YOU made my day!!!!!!!

fartblossom

Jul 21, '07 · 6:47 AM#4

:rofl:

Beach Fanatic

Jul 21, '07 · 9:01 AM#5

:funn::funn::funn:

Meow

Jul 21, '07 · 9:12 AM#6

How did I miss this? :floor:

beats on hood

Sep 14, '07 · 7:16 AM#7

SoWal Expert

Sep 14, '07 · 7:18 AM#8

FunnChef - AlisonCooks.com

Sep 14, '07 · 7:57 AM#9

LOVE EM' BOTH!!!!!

Beach Fanatic

Sep 14, '07 · 8:37 AM#10

KDW----

BeachRunner---- :floor:

Loved the story. For some reason I couldn't help but think of you when I read it. :clap:

Beach Fanatic

Sep 14, '07 · 9:19 AM#11

Bwhaaaaa haaaaaaa haaaaaaa :lolabove:

Beach Fanatic

Sep 14, '07 · 10:13 AM#12

Florida papers are the best. You just can't make this stuff up. :floor:

Beach Fanatic

Sep 14, '07 · 10:21 AM#13

ATTENTION!!!

beats on hood

Sep 14, '07 · 11:15 AM#14

The Zipper
I will definitely share this story.:funn:

BeachRunner---- Loved the story. For some reason I couldn't help but think of you when I read it.

Yeah, because you know I have a sign on several windows at our house that says, "Owner has gun and knows how to use it." :blush:

;-)

Or is it because you know I can be really absent-minded or clueless sometimes?

Edited Sep 14, '07 · 11:16 AM

Beach Fanatic

Sep 14, '07 · 11:57 AM#15

Yeah, because you know I have a sign on several windows at our house that says, "Owner has gun and knows how to use it." ;-)

Or is it because you know I can be really absent-minded or clueless sometimes?

Most likely the signs on your windows :lol: