Only nice words and love and that sort of nonsense is allowed. Pictures of grandbabies (or babies) and puppies are welcomed. Lovely thoughts are encouraged.
(OMBs and stripper names are optional.)
"I'd like to buy the world a home and furnish it with love,
Grow apple trees and honey bees, and snow white turtle doves.
I'd like to teach the world to sing
In perfect harmony
I'd like to buy the world a Coke
And keep it company..."

...thanks y'all! My loving husband called me on his way to work and told me "Happy Anniversary", again. He then blew it by saying..."for your anniversary gift, why don't you go get new tires for your car today". 
now, that is love. he wants you to be safe. no more blow outs!!! go do it. now.
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