and we could all use a little more calmness in our lives.
By following the simple advice I heard on the Dr. Phil show, I have finally found inner peace.
Dr. Phil proclaimed, "The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you've started and never finished."
So, I looked around my house to see all the things
I started and hadn't finished, and before leaving the house this morning,
.
.
.
.
.
I finished off a bottle of Merlot,
a bottle of White Zinfandel,
a bottle of Bailey's Irish Cream,
a bottle of Kahlua,
a package of Oreos,
the remainder of my old Prozac prescription,
the rest of the cheesecake,
some Doritos
and a box of chocolates.
You have no idea how freaking good I feel.
Please pass this on to those you feel
might be in need of inner peace.
dka
