This is not all inclusive add ,change, pass it on ....
What do you think is most likely to Get ya first ? (not ranked by importance)
1. You will die of natural causes before *global warming kills the earth
2. Global warming will kill you
3. you will be taxed out of existence by ever growing government lust for money
4. A disease or some wacko nut will kill you
5. Aliens will take over and solve the Global warming problem but create new problems that kill you
6. A huge meteor will kill the earth
7. A nuclear attack or terrorism will kill you
8. The Attitude: "I don't care I just hope it ain't today bro" will kill you
9. Traffic on Highway 98 and 331 will kill you
10. OLD AGE
* based on worst case projections of global warming news
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27Darlene is my middle name, not my nickname
Geez, that is kinda depressing....I don't think I want to answer.
SoWal Expert
None of the above - I am going to be one crazy, hell on wheels old lady!
hmmmm......can't remember
I was afraid I would die in the last Harry Potter book.
Now I figure I'll die of apathy, but I don't care.
Now I figure I'll die of apathy, but I don't care.
Beach Fanatic
Aliens!!!!


SoWal Expert
Uncle Fester in the Board Room with the revolver.
Beach Fanatic
OLD AGE! I'm already there.
The power of accurate observation is often called cynicism by those who do not have it. George Bernard Shaw
The power of accurate observation is often called cynicism by those who do not have it. George Bernard Shaw
SoWal Insider
Nitrites from Hormel will show me the Reaper
Beach Fanatic
Read a bumper sticker once that said "Old age and treachery will overcome youth and skill"!!
SoWal Expert
From my faithful addiction to SoWal. com, I have determined the following things are gonna git me (in no particular order)...
Mosquitos
The mosquito truck
Hurricane Dean
6th Gen
Trucks on the beach
Tents on the beach
Trash on the beach
Sharks
Golf carts
Bike riders
Margaritas
Traffic on Hotz Ave.
OMBs
Pygmy rattlesnakes
Drivers on 98 and 30A
I better go back to bed!
Mosquitos
The mosquito truck
Hurricane Dean
6th Gen
Trucks on the beach
Tents on the beach
Trash on the beach
Sharks
Golf carts
Bike riders
Margaritas
Traffic on Hotz Ave.
OMBs
Pygmy rattlesnakes
Drivers on 98 and 30A
I better go back to bed!

Meow
From my faithful addiction to SoWal. com, I have determined the following things are gonna git me (in no particular order)...
Mosquitos
The mosquito truck
Hurricane Dean
6th Gen
Trucks on the beach
Tents on the beach
Trash on the beach
Sharks
Golf carts
Bike riders
Margaritas
Traffic on Hotz Ave.
OMBs
Pygmy rattlesnakes
Drivers on 98 and 30A
I better go back to bed!
...you left off Miss Kitty!!!!SoWal Expert
...you left off Miss Kitty!!!!
No, you are gonna save me!
Meow
No, you are gonna save me!
Oh sheeeet...you are so screwed!

Darlene is my middle name, not my nickname
Oh sheeeet...you are so screwed!![]()
:funn:
SoWal Expert
I forgot one--
The alligators in Western Lake

The alligators in Western Lake

Darlene is my middle name, not my nickname
I forgot one--
The alligators in Western Lake![]()
And Dog flies.
Beach LoverAuthor
The what's gonna git ya first poll (updated )
This is not all inclusive add ,change, pass it on ....
What do you think is most likely to Get ya first ? (not ranked by importance)
[
1. You will die of natural causes before *global warming kills the earth
2. Global warming will kill you
3. you will be taxed out of existence by ever growing government lust for money
4. A disease or some wacko nut will kill you
5. Aliens will take over and solve the Global warming problem but create new problems that kill you
6. A huge meteor will kill the earth
7. A nuclear attack or terrorism will kill you
8. The Attitude: "I don't care I just hope it ain't today bro" will kill you
9. Traffic on Highway 98 and 331 will kill you
10. OLD AGE
11. Miss Kitty
* based on worst case projections of global warming news
This is not all inclusive add ,change, pass it on ....
What do you think is most likely to Get ya first ? (not ranked by importance)
[
1. You will die of natural causes before *global warming kills the earth
2. Global warming will kill you
3. you will be taxed out of existence by ever growing government lust for money
4. A disease or some wacko nut will kill you
5. Aliens will take over and solve the Global warming problem but create new problems that kill you
6. A huge meteor will kill the earth
7. A nuclear attack or terrorism will kill you
8. The Attitude: "I don't care I just hope it ain't today bro" will kill you
9. Traffic on Highway 98 and 331 will kill you
10. OLD AGE
11. Miss Kitty
* based on worst case projections of global warming news
hmmmm......can't remember
From my faithful addiction to SoWal. com, I have determined the following things are gonna git me (in no particular order)...
Mosquitos
The mosquito truck
Hurricane Dean
6th Gen
Trucks on the beach
Tents on the beach
Trash on the beach
Sharks
Golf carts
Bike riders
Margaritas
Traffic on Hotz Ave.
OMBs
Pygmy rattlesnakes
Drivers on 98 and 30A
I better go back to bed!
I forgot one--
The alligators in Western Lake![]()
And Dog flies.
The what's gonna git ya first poll (updated )
This is not all inclusive add ,change, pass it on ....
What do you think is most likely to Get ya first ? (not ranked by importance)
[
1. You will die of natural causes before *global warming kills the earth
2. Global warming will kill you
3. you will be taxed out of existence by ever growing government lust for money
4. A disease or some wacko nut will kill you
5. Aliens will take over and solve the Global warming problem but create new problems that kill you
6. A huge meteor will kill the earth
7. A nuclear attack or terrorism will kill you
8. The Attitude: "I don't care I just hope it ain't today bro" will kill you
9. Traffic on Highway 98 and 331 will kill you
10. OLD AGE
11. Miss Kitty
* based on worst case projections of global warming news
- The serpent of Oyster Lake
- Global cooling
- Constipation
We took care of the Alys beach lights, and I ain't skeert of Miss Kitty!:boxing:
Edited
Beach LoverAuthor
Updated list
1. You will die of natural causes before *global warming or cooling kills the earth
2. Global warming or cooling will kill you
3. you will be taxed out of existence by ever growing government lust for money and power
4. A disease or some wacko nut will kill you
5. Aliens will take over and solve the Global warming/cooling problem but create new problems that kill you
6. A huge meteor will kill the earth
7. A nuclear attack or terrorism will kill you
8. The Attitude: "I don't care I just hope it ain't today bro" will kill you
9. Traffic on Highway 98 and 331 will kill you
10. OLD AGE
12. Wine whiskey and/or sex
* based on worst case projections of global warming/cooling news
1. You will die of natural causes before *global warming or cooling kills the earth
2. Global warming or cooling will kill you
3. you will be taxed out of existence by ever growing government lust for money and power
4. A disease or some wacko nut will kill you
5. Aliens will take over and solve the Global warming/cooling problem but create new problems that kill you
6. A huge meteor will kill the earth
7. A nuclear attack or terrorism will kill you
8. The Attitude: "I don't care I just hope it ain't today bro" will kill you
9. Traffic on Highway 98 and 331 will kill you
10. OLD AGE
12. Wine whiskey and/or sex
* based on worst case projections of global warming/cooling news
Meow
We took care of the Alys beach lights, and I ain't skeert of Miss Kitty!:boxing:
- The serpent of Oyster Lake
- Global cooling
- Constipation
:roll: ...oh, you are so young.

SoWal Expert
From my faithful addiction to SoWal. com, I have determined the following things are gonna git me (in no particular order)...
Mosquitos
The mosquito truck
Hurricane Dean
6th Gen
Trucks on the beach
Tents on the beach
Trash on the beach
Sharks
Golf carts
Bike riders
Margaritas
Traffic on Hotz Ave.
OMBs
Pygmy rattlesnakes
Drivers on 98 and 30A
I better go back to bed!
:funn: :funn:hmmmm......can't remember
:roll: ...oh, you are so young.
Awright--I am a little skeert, but it's all relative. I'm not as skeert of you as I am of being eaten by a dinosaur. That would be awful.
Edited
Meow
Awright--I am a little skeert, but it's all relative. I'm not as skeert of you as I am of being eaten by a dinosaur. That would be awful.
...that's better...respect your elders!!! Don't worry, I am all meow and not much bite. 
Beach Fanatic
I have changed my mind. My brain is being liquefied from too much TV and web time. 

Beach Fanatic
From my faithful addiction to SoWal. com, I have determined the following things are gonna git me (in no particular order)...or webworms
Mosquitos
The mosquito truck
Hurricane Dean
6th Gen
Trucks on the beach
Tents on the beach
Trash on the beach
Sharks
Golf carts
Bike riders
Margaritas
Traffic on Hotz Ave.
OMBs
Pygmy rattlesnakes
Drivers on 98 and 30A
I better go back to bed!
Meow
or webworms
...so true, guess what I found crawling on my sofa today? 
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