FFF thinks this is funny

You're not going to believe this BB, but when I was reading this joke (before I got to the punchline) all I could think is that husband was exactly like MY husband sounds...when I'm driving. He's the world worse back seat driver. I never drive anymore with him because I can't stand the way he tenses up and bellows out "directions" to me. Worse than the husband in the joke telling his wife how to cook eggs.

Oh Mermy really?? He seems like such a kind gentle man who would never raise his voice at anyone, much less his beloved Mermy. Were you drag racing or something?

Have you seen mermy drive???? :shock: I never backseat drive when Mr. K cooks! But man, oh man when he "drives"... Remember, he never reads signs.

No I have missed Mermy's driving, maybe what I really mean is she's missed me. Your HMM is lucky to have a kitty that helps with the signs

...I'll tell him you said so. He has a bum eye and has been without one contact. He drove to the airport the other night and almost missed three exits and did completely miss the last one because I kept my mouth shut. Then he has the nerve to tell me he had only one contact in and can't read the signs!!!!! That ws enough for me...he drives me no where until he gets that eye back.

P.S. you know his nickname is Mr. Magoo, don't you? ;-)

PPS. Most people are a bit hesitant to drive with me...I am a bit fast and furious.

...I'll tell him you said so. He has a bum eye and has been without one contact. He drove to the airport the other night and almost missed three exits and did completely miss the last one because I kept my mouth shut. Then he has the nerve to tell me he had only one contact in and can't read the signs!!!!! That ws enough for me...he drives me no where until he gets that eye back.

PPS. Most people are a bit hesitant to drive with me...I am a bit fast and furious.

I want y'all to know that Merman read this thread and I gave him every opportunity to defend himself but he just laughed. I am going to assume it is in recognition of HIS driving, not those scurrilous comments Miss Kitty made about MY driving.

:nono1: ...don't you be talkin' no smack about Merman's driving!!! Merman is always my DD and I think he drives perfectly.

You're not going to believe this BB, but when I was reading this joke (before I got to the punchline) all I could think is that husband was exactly like MY husband sounds...when I'm driving. He's the world worse back seat driver. I never drive anymore with him because I can't stand the way he tenses up and bellows out "directions" to me. Worse than the husband in the joke telling his wife how to cook eggs.

Mom is so bad that on a recent road trip Dad had enough, so he just gave her the wheel and had her drive through Chicago!

Typical Dad driving lesson comments "OK, now next time, let the car stop completely before shifting into Park" or "and that would be the curb you just ran over".

Mom ............... just like the egg story! I've been telling her for years (in a variety of situations" that when she screams about something I will either hit the brakes or immediately stop what I am doing, so she SHOULDN"T yell if either of those are not the desired result!

Hey BEACHBUMMETT, does FFF ever let you take the yoke. Mrs SKYKING is a flying wife, as it sounds you are, and did for about 1 min. once. Do you guy's go into PFN or DTS?