This is why some parents drink

A Mother passing by her son's bedroom was astonished to see that his
bed was nicely made and everything was picked up.

Then she saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow that
was addressed to "Mom" With the worst premonition she opened the envelope with trembling hands and read the letter.

Dear Mom,
It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to
elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with Dad and you. I have been finding real passion with Stacy and she is so nice.
But I knew you would not approve of her because of all her piercings,
tattoos, tight motorcycle clothes and the fact that she is much older
than I am. But it's not only the passion...Mom she's pregnant. Stacy
said that we will be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods and
has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. We share a dream of having
many more children.

Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't really
hurt anyone.

Don't worry Mom. I'm 15 and I know how to take care of myself. Someday I'm sure that we will be back to visit so that you can get to know your grandchildren.

Love,
Your Son Jon

P.S. Mom, none of the above is true. I'm over at Tommy's house. I just
wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than the
report card that's in my center desk drawer.


I love you.
Call me when it's safe to come home.

:funn:Jon is a very clever boy. ;-)

I'll take a double...TWO BOTTLES and a straw!

oh lord thats a good one !!!!

Too funny!

I wish I had thought of this in my younger days. Good one!

Sounds like the perfect women to me! :funn: :rofl: Just kidding she's to proper for my folks. P.S. Is it safe to come home yet? Does she have a Masters Degree? DOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

My son always tried the..."You wouldn't believe what "so and so" made!" :roll: ...like I was paying so and so's tuition.

Oh, I forgot. My parents were drinking as soon as I turned 2. :funn: :rofl:

:funn:Jon is a very clever boy. ;-)

I have a feeling I have one just like him at home.

I'll take a double...TWO BOTTLES and a straw!

And make sure it has an umbrella!!!!!;-)

oh lord thats a good one !!!!

I'll have one or 3 of what you are drinking SGL!!!!!

I wish I had thought of this in my younger days. Good one!

Me too, I was never that clever.

Sounds like the perfect women to me! :funn: :rofl: Just kidding she's to proper for my folks. P.S. Is it safe to come home yet? Does she have a Masters Degree? DOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

How funny!!!

My son always tried the..."You wouldn't believe what "so and so" made!" :roll: ...like I was paying so and so's tuition.

Mine is just starting this. I always say to him when he starts this...."so, and so gets to go so and so, and so and so got this, so and so"....yada yada..My response to him "I didn't give birth to so and so, so I don't care what so and so has, did, or wants. ;-)

Oh, I forgot. My parents were drinking as soon as I turned 2. :funn:

Ha Ha Ha.....mine too!!!!!!!!

My parents would have laughed, then I'd be in trouble for the report card AND the trick!

Oh, I forgot. My parents were drinking as soon as I turned 2. :funn: :rofl:

If they'd have served me in the delivery room, I would've ordered and double and started a tab with my second one! :rofl:

A Mother passing by her son's bedroom was astonished to see that his
bed was nicely made and everything was picked up.

Then she saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow that
was addressed to "Mom" With the worst premonition she opened the envelope with trembling hands and read the letter.

Dear Mom,
It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to
elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with Dad and you. I have been finding real passion with Stacy and she is so nice.
But I knew you would not approve of her because of all her piercings,
tattoos, tight motorcycle clothes and the fact that she is much older
than I am. But it's not only the passion...Mom she's pregnant. Stacy
said that we will be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods and
has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. We share a dream of having
many more children.

Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't really
hurt anyone.

Don't worry Mom. I'm 15 and I know how to take care of myself. Someday I'm sure that we will be back to visit so that you can get to know your grandchildren.

Love,
Your Son Jon

P.S. Mom, none of the above is true. I'm over at Tommy's house. I just
wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than the
report card that's in my center desk drawer.


I love you.
Call me when it's safe to come home.

:lie:
That is great!

Thanks for sharing your trauma of the day!

Don't all parents drink?

Thanks for the funny Darlene.

If they'd have served me in the delivery room, I would've ordered and double and started a tab with my second one! :rofl:

Silly gttbm...you would have had an IV with a mega Miller Light hanging on the pole!!!

Silly gttbm...you would have had an IV with a mega Miller Light hanging on the pole!!!

:funn: Me too. Forget the epidural just give me the MML!!!!!!!!!!!!

Silly gttbm...you would have had an IV with a mega Miller Light hanging on the pole!!!

It wasn't for the birthing part. :funn: It was for the 25 years that followed. :rofl:

:funn: Me too. Forget the epidural just give me the MML!!!!!!!!!!!!

I hear they are bottling MML in mega sizes now. You could just flip that sucker over, hook up the tube and needle and let 'er rip.

My parents would have laughed, then I'd be in trouble for the report card AND the trick!

me too - mother would not have been amused...