Getting ready to go to a pilates class. I may just be a puddle on the floor soon. Hope we get some rain soon. The air quality is horrible. Stay cool everyone. 
At 4 a.m. today it was already 80 degrees at my house. Getting ready to go to a pilates class. I may just be a puddle on the floor soon. Hope we get some rain soon. The air quality is horrible. Stay cool everyone.
Getting ready to go to a pilates class. I may just be a puddle on the floor soon. Hope we get some rain soon. The air quality is horrible. Stay cool everyone. Replies
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Beach Fanatic
Today I wore a jacket, socks and fleece. 50 degrees right nowWe had a high of 103 today with a heat index of 112!!
High of 70.
you really can't hardly breath outside unless you go out very early like 6:00 am, I don't know how these football teams stand it. Well we've had 1 high school player die in the past 3 weeks. So sad 
hmmmm......can't remember
Today I wore a jacket, socks and fleece. 50 degrees right now
High of 70.
Where the h*11 are you?! In a classroom, restaurant, or doctor's office?
Beach Lover
:shock: But. Um. Yeah.
I kid, I kid...just a joke
bean
Where the h*11 are you?! In a classroom, restaurant, or doctor's office?
I think she's at my mom's house. I grab the nearest throw or blanket as soon as I walk in the door. Brrr.
hmmmm......can't remember
I think she's at my mom's house. I grab the nearest throw or blanket as soon as I walk in the door. Brrr.
I grab my mother's winter coat!
Beach Lover
Where the h*11 are you?! In a classroom, restaurant, or doctor's office?
In New York a/k/a today as the Polar Express.
Had someone fly in from Atlanta today who didn't check the weather and this is what she said"
"WTF, I am freezin my a** off. It was fn 104 in Atlanta. WTF is going on?
Godd&%$&*((*&^&*(. Dang bring me a parka when you pick me up. :shock: "
fartblossom
i got talked into going to kings island yesterday to the water park. it was so freaking hot i started getting dizzy, lightheaded and nauseous. then like an idiot i went over to the regular park with mr audie so he could do a couple of rollercoasters. i finally told him if he didn't take me home i was leaving him because i was close to passing out. is it bad when you are starting to see black spots ? 
little sugar
We are melting is the show me state and I can't even remember the last time it rained 103 for the temp tomorrow
and I can't even remember the last time it rained 103 for the temp tomorrowfartblossom
We are melting is the show me state
we had 0.2 inch last week one day, that's it. we are finally back to the upper 80's here for a few days.
Meow
We are melting is the show me state
wuss :roll: Really, I am kidding. The heat can be a killer, especially in places that have no A/C. I remember being in Chicago one summer when they were experiencing a heat wave. To us, it was seasonable...until we got in cabs and certain buildings w/o that cool air.
SoWal Expert
? It's so hot the birds have to use potholders to pull worms out of the ground.
? It's hotter than a half-bred fox in a forest fire.
? It's hotter than two bears fighting in a forest fire.
? It's hotter than a billy goat in a pepper patch.
? It's hotter than two cats fighting in a wool sock.
? It's so hot that I tied my mule in a field of corn, and the corn started popping and the mule thought it was snow and froze to death!
? It's so hot I saw two trees fighting over a dog.
? It was so hot today I saw a dog chasing a cat and they were both walking.
? It's hot enough to fry an egg on the sidewalk.
? It's so hot outside that you could fry an egg on the hood of my car.
? It's hotter than a depot stove.
? It's hot as love in August.
? It's hotter than a mother-in-law's kiss.
? It's so hot I just saw the devil dancing buck-naked in the middle of the driveway.
? It's hotter than a firecracker lit at both ends.
? It's hotter than a $2 pistol on the Fourth of July.
? It's hotter than a June bride in a feather bed.
? It's hotter than Georgia asphalt.
? It's hotter than high noon in Death Valley.
? It's Africa hot!
? It's hotter than blue blazes! (See note below.)
? It's hotter than a hoot'n poot! (We don't know what that means, either.)
? It's so hot the Popsicle timeframe is down to 20 seconds.
? It's hotter than a steel playground at noon.
? It's so hot that the trees are creeping around looking for shade.
? It's so hot around the barn that the barnyard pimp won't even come out and check on his little chicks.
? It's hotter than a hen laying eggs.
? It's so hot outside it will make you return things you never stole.
? It's so hot I could spit fire.
? It's stupid hot!
? It is hot enough to cure tobacco.
? It's hotter than Paris Hilton's underpants.
? It's hotter than the devil's underwear.
? It's hotter than a pair of sweat pants full of barbecue.
? It's another one of those aluminum foil sweater days.
? It's hotter than the hinges of Hades.
? It's hotter than a ginger mill in Hades.
? It's hotter than seven hells out there.
? It's hotter than the four sides of hell.
? It's so hot that it makes me want to take off my skin and sit in my bones.
? I hope you brought the champagne glasses because it is TOASTY out.
And the old standard:
? It's not the heat, it's the humidity.
(According to word-detective.com, there are three kinds of "blaze" in English. The "fire" sense of "blaze" comes from the very old Germanic word "blason," meaning "torch" and was known in English by 1000 A.D., although it was spelled "blase" for several hundred years. "Blazes" as a slang expression derives from this sense and originally referred to the flames of hell. The "blue" in "blue blazes" is just an alliterative intensifier and has no real meaning.)
? It's hotter than a half-bred fox in a forest fire.
? It's hotter than two bears fighting in a forest fire.
? It's hotter than a billy goat in a pepper patch.
? It's hotter than two cats fighting in a wool sock.
? It's so hot that I tied my mule in a field of corn, and the corn started popping and the mule thought it was snow and froze to death!
? It's so hot I saw two trees fighting over a dog.
? It was so hot today I saw a dog chasing a cat and they were both walking.
? It's hot enough to fry an egg on the sidewalk.
? It's so hot outside that you could fry an egg on the hood of my car.
? It's hotter than a depot stove.
? It's hot as love in August.
? It's hotter than a mother-in-law's kiss.
? It's so hot I just saw the devil dancing buck-naked in the middle of the driveway.
? It's hotter than a firecracker lit at both ends.
? It's hotter than a $2 pistol on the Fourth of July.
? It's hotter than a June bride in a feather bed.
? It's hotter than Georgia asphalt.
? It's hotter than high noon in Death Valley.
? It's Africa hot!
? It's hotter than blue blazes! (See note below.)
? It's hotter than a hoot'n poot! (We don't know what that means, either.)
? It's so hot the Popsicle timeframe is down to 20 seconds.
? It's hotter than a steel playground at noon.
? It's so hot that the trees are creeping around looking for shade.
? It's so hot around the barn that the barnyard pimp won't even come out and check on his little chicks.
? It's hotter than a hen laying eggs.
? It's so hot outside it will make you return things you never stole.
? It's so hot I could spit fire.
? It's stupid hot!
? It is hot enough to cure tobacco.
? It's hotter than Paris Hilton's underpants.
? It's hotter than the devil's underwear.
? It's hotter than a pair of sweat pants full of barbecue.
? It's another one of those aluminum foil sweater days.
? It's hotter than the hinges of Hades.
? It's hotter than a ginger mill in Hades.
? It's hotter than seven hells out there.
? It's hotter than the four sides of hell.
? It's so hot that it makes me want to take off my skin and sit in my bones.
? I hope you brought the champagne glasses because it is TOASTY out.
And the old standard:
? It's not the heat, it's the humidity.
(According to word-detective.com, there are three kinds of "blaze" in English. The "fire" sense of "blaze" comes from the very old Germanic word "blason," meaning "torch" and was known in English by 1000 A.D., although it was spelled "blase" for several hundred years. "Blazes" as a slang expression derives from this sense and originally referred to the flames of hell. The "blue" in "blue blazes" is just an alliterative intensifier and has no real meaning.)
SoWal Insider
We've had 5 days straight of above 100. Yesterday it was 106, they are saying it was 101 today but it actually was 104, they are calling for 106 tomorrow and I believe around 100 Thursday and then it is going to cool down into the mid to upper 90's for the weekend. That will feel like a cold front. I was looking at the weather for the next 10 days in Mobile on the weather channel however accurate that is and they are showing mid to upper 90's there, I saw a few low 90's. I'd be glad to see that. Has anyone been to Dauphin Island over in Alabama? Since we are going to be in Mobile for Friday night I wouldn't mind driving down to Dauphin Island and see it.
Beach Fanatic
? It's so hot the birds have to use potholders to pull worms out of the ground.
? It's hotter than a half-bred fox in a forest fire.
? It's hotter than two bears fighting in a forest fire.
? It's hotter than a billy goat in a pepper patch.
? It's hotter than two cats fighting in a wool sock.
? It's so hot that I tied my mule in a field of corn, and the corn started popping and the mule thought it was snow and froze to death!
? It's so hot I saw two trees fighting over a dog.
? It was so hot today I saw a dog chasing a cat and they were both walking.
? It's hot enough to fry an egg on the sidewalk.
? It's so hot outside that you could fry an egg on the hood of my car.
? It's hotter than a depot stove.
? It's hot as love in August.
? It's hotter than a mother-in-law's kiss.
? It's so hot I just saw the devil dancing buck-naked in the middle of the driveway.
? It's hotter than a firecracker lit at both ends.
? It's hotter than a $2 pistol on the Fourth of July.
? It's hotter than a June bride in a feather bed.
? It's hotter than Georgia asphalt.
? It's hotter than high noon in Death Valley.
? It's Africa hot!
? It's hotter than blue blazes! (See note below.)
? It's hotter than a hoot'n poot! (We don't know what that means, either.)
? It's so hot the Popsicle timeframe is down to 20 seconds.
? It's hotter than a steel playground at noon.
? It's so hot that the trees are creeping around looking for shade.
? It's so hot around the barn that the barnyard pimp won't even come out and check on his little chicks.
? It's hotter than a hen laying eggs.
? It's so hot outside it will make you return things you never stole.
? It's so hot I could spit fire.
? It's stupid hot!
? It is hot enough to cure tobacco.
? It's hotter than Paris Hilton's underpants.
? It's hotter than the devil's underwear.
? It's hotter than a pair of sweat pants full of barbecue.
? It's another one of those aluminum foil sweater days.
? It's hotter than the hinges of Hades.
? It's hotter than a ginger mill in Hades.
? It's hotter than seven hells out there.
? It's hotter than the four sides of hell.
? It's so hot that it makes me want to take off my skin and sit in my bones.
? I hope you brought the champagne glasses because it is TOASTY out.
And the old standard:
? It's not the heat, it's the humidity.
(According to word-detective.com, there are three kinds of "blaze" in English. The "fire" sense of "blaze" comes from the very old Germanic word "blason," meaning "torch" and was known in English by 1000 A.D., although it was spelled "blase" for several hundred years. "Blazes" as a slang expression derives from this sense and originally referred to the flames of hell. The "blue" in "blue blazes" is just an alliterative intensifier and has no real meaning.)
Well.......................... at least it's a "DRY" Heat!!!!
fartblossom
wow that was long dd !
Beach Fanatic
We've had 5 days straight of above 100. Yesterday it was 106, they are saying it was 101 today but it actually was 104, they are calling for 106 tomorrow and I believe around 100 Thursday and then it is going to cool down into the mid to upper 90's for the weekend. That will feel like a cold front. I was looking at the weather for the next 10 days in Mobile on the weather channel however accurate that is and they are showing mid to upper 90's there, I saw a few low 90's. I'd be glad to see that. Has anyone been to Dauphin Island over in Alabama? Since we are going to be in Mobile for Friday night I wouldn't mind driving down to Dauphin Island and see it.
I went there about 15 years ago. It was very quite and simple. Have friends that lost a beach house during the last hurricane that hit there....the land the house was on is now completely underwater
While I like the simplicity, I did not like looking at oil rigs in my gulf view. It is worth the drive if you enjoy seeing a different area.
SoWal Guide
• It's so hot the birds have to use potholders to pull worms out of the ground.
• It's so hot I saw two trees fighting over a dog.
• It's hotter than a hoot'n poot! (We don't know what that means, either.)
• It's stupid hot!
• It's hotter than a pair of sweat pants full of barbecue.
love these DD! sweat pants full of BBQ - brilliant.
maybe we can use this one a time or two, just for kicks...
“What dreadful hot weather we have! It keeps me in a continual state of inelegance” Jane Austen
Edited
SoWal Expert
love these DD! sweat pants full of BBQ - brilliant.
maybe we can use this one a time or two, just for kicks...
?What dreadful hot weather we have! It keeps me in a continual state of inelegance? Jane Austen
I know for sure I've been "inelegant" a few times in my life...
Beach Fanatic
Forecast for Chicago on Saturday - High 63 and showers per the Weather Channel
Beach Lover
I think my fav is hotter than a h**ker on $1 night
SoWal Guide
I think my fav is hotter than a h**ker on $1 night
or sweating like a hoe in church...
SoWal Guide
Forecast for Chicago on Saturday - High 63 and showers per the Weather Channel
bragger.
Darlene is my middle name, not my nickname
Ditto.
SoWal Insider
Forecast for Chicago on Saturday - High 63 and showers per the Weather Channel
Might be time for a trip to Chicago, bet I could talk Audie into it.
Beach Fanatic
Come now - you dont want to be here in January
SoWal Insider
Forecast for Chicago on Saturday - High 63 and showers per the Weather ChannelNO WAY!!!!! I swear, we go from hotter than hades to cold. :roll:
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