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Another useful item to have at the beach....

wintersbk avatar
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UNCLE BOOGER'S
BUMPER DUMPER :biggrin:





http://www.bumperdumper.com/bumper2.htm

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Smiling JOe avatar
SoWal Expert
#3
UNCLE BOOGER'S
BUMPER DUMPER :biggrin:





http://www.bumperdumper.com/bumper2.htm

Looks like the TP and the TP holder is missing. Also missing is the outside storage for the excrement. Who wants to place that smelly bag inside the car? Send the inventor back to the drawing board to add these important features.
wintersbk avatar
Beach FanaticAuthor
#4
It comes with attachments: :clap_1:

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Beach Fanatic
#5
Excrement. What a nice word
Smiling JOe avatar
SoWal Expert
#6
It comes with attachments: :clap_1:


Okay, so this inventor has his excrement coagulated. Does it have an optional privacy screen?

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Smiling JOe avatar
SoWal Expert
#7
I am curious to know the profile of the person who has a rugged 4 wheel drive SUV with one of these on the back. I cannot see the soccer moms using this invention. Now the Nascar dads, yes, definitely!:laughing1
Beach Fanatic
#8
Does it have an optional privacy screen?

What are you, some kinda yankee sissy-boy? :biggrin:

That's what the newspaper's for.
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got any pics?
#9
That's some funny **** :laughing1
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Beach Fanatic
#10
What are you, some kinda yankee sissy-boy? :biggrin:

That's what the newspaper's for.

Or you could use what my room mate at Auburn used. A krystal's bag
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Beach Fanatic
#11
Or you could use what my room mate at Auburn used. A krystal's bag


Can't think of anything more appropriate than a Krystal's bag!
Smiling JOe avatar
SoWal Expert
#12
What are you, some kinda yankee sissy-boy? :biggrin:

That's what the newspaper's for.

I am no sissy boy -- I prefer to be at one with nature, sans hitch toilet. :blink:I am just asking questions for the people who would actually be interested in buying such a crazy thing. :D
Smiling JOe avatar
SoWal Expert
#13
Can't think of anything more appropriate than a Krystal's bag!

Isn't the Krystal bag already filled when you get it?
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Beach Fanatic
#14
Isn't the Krystal bag already filled when you get it?

I meant after you eat the contents...
RiverOtter avatar
got any pics?
#15
Isn't the Krystal bag already filled when you get it?

Do they have Krystals in SoWal :?: :blink:
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SoWal Expert
#16
I meant after you eat the contents...

So you are saying the Krystal bag is reusable? Just empty out the caca and fill it with more caca? :floor:
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SoWal Expert
#17
Do they have Krystals in SoWal :?: :blink:

Thankfully, there is not a Krystal anywhere in the entire county. :clap_1:
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got any pics?
#18
Thankfully, there is not a Krystal anywhere in the entire county. :clap_1:

I haven't eaten at one in a while. I love them but always regret it later :shock:
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Beach Fanatic
#19
So you are saying the Krystal bag is reusable? Just empty out the caca and fill it with more caca? :floor:

Krystal's bags are now plastic. OUCH! EWWWW!
Beach Fanatic
#20
I think there's one over at Panama City Beach and another somewhere in Destin, but I'm not sure.

I always liked them after far too many beers. Nowadays, when I have far too many, I'm usually at home on the bayou and the nearest fast food is 45 min. away.

At times like those I thank God for Kraft Mac & Cheese and frozen pizzas.
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#21
I haven't eaten at one in a while. I love them but always regret it later :shock:


RO-

Speaking of bags, I posted a picture of SJ's brother sporting his new swim trunks.

http://www.sowal.com/bb/showthread.php?t=1519
wintersbk avatar
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#23
I haven't eaten at one in a while. I love them but always regret it later :shock:

So I take it you didn't make it to the qualifier. Don't you guys have anything better to do in the Nooga? :floor:

Krystal Square Off Qualifier in Chattanooga

Date: 09/05/2005
Location: Chattanooga, TN
Winner: Sonya Thomas, 57 Krystal Hamburgers in 8 Minutes
Total Prizes: Seat at the 2005 Krystal Square Off World Hamburger Eating Championship in Chattanooga

http://www.ifoce.com/contests.php?action=detail&eventID=53
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Beach Fanatic
#24
So I take it you didn't make it to the qualifier. Don't you guys have anything better to do in the Nooga? :floor:

Krystal Square Off Qualifier in Chattanooga

Date: 09/05/2005
Location: Chattanooga, TN
Winner: Sonya Thomas, 57 Krystal Hamburgers in 8 Minutes
Total Prizes: Seat at the 2005 Krystal Square Off World Hamburger Eating Championship in Chattanooga
And the headline from this morning:

"Mysterious Blue Methane Cloud Appears Over Chattanooga"
:floor:
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little sugar
#25
we dont have krystals but we have white castle, the little square burgers with onions? they are so good, but will kill your stomach :roll: but to use the bag as a potty???? WHATEVER!!!!!!!! :lolabove:
Beach Lover
#26
We call them "sliders" because you eat them and they slide on out!
The new cure for constipation! This is what nursing home residents should get at least 3x a week for lunch! :shock:

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