When worlds collide...

Am I the ONLY one that noticed that, that bandage does not look like a pinky finger??????????????????????????????

Happy Healing NoHall!!!!!!!!

YES Kathy ... you're the only naughty minded gull!!

Take it easy on that "partay pinky" NoHall or you'll have to send it back to secret rehab!!

a should've just superglued it together - i use superglue for everything

and Windex

Me too, Aud. And mr. dd uses duct tape.

I told the Doctor that if it weren't for the piano thing, I would have used duct tape on it. I've certainly done it before...

I haven't tried Windex yet, but Lysol is grayt on fire ant bites!

This is my first experience with Darvocet, and it's kinda dissappointing. So far, all it has done is make my finger stop hurting.

I told the Doctor that if it weren't for the piano thing, I would have used duct tape on it. I've certainly done it before...

I haven't tried Windex yet, but Lysol is grayt on fire ant bites!

This is my first experience with Darvocet, and it's kinda dissappointing. So far, all it has done is make my finger stop hurting.

Windex works on jellyfish stings too. Just ask Jackson.

Windex works on jellyfish stings too. Just ask Jackson.

Awww! No fun for him...

Awww! No fun for him...

They all started getting imaginary stings so they could get Nay to spray them!

I told the Doctor that if it weren't for the piano thing, I would have used duct tape on it. I've certainly done it before...

I haven't tried Windex yet, but Lysol is grayt on fire ant bites!

This is my first experience with Darvocet, and it's kinda dissappointing. So far, all it has done is make my finger stop hurting.

i had darvocet after my tubal last year and it didn't do anything for me other than make me sleepy. i was rather disappointed.

Rapid Healing NoHall! I still can't figure out how you "pruned" your finger don't you use the thing that takes two hands?

Rapid Healing NoHall! I still can't figure out how you "pruned" your finger don't you use the thing that takes two hands?

No--I am a pruning snob. I do everything by hand. (No pun intended?) I hold a branch with my left hand, and prune with my right, using a Felco #2, pictured below. Somehow my pinkie got in the way!

Somehow my pinkie got in the way!

no more speed pruning for you. i almost lost the tip of a thumb while speed stapling some fish boxes one summer. never went back.

mmm...mmm...mmm:nono1:

I told the Doctor that if it weren't for the piano thing, I would have used duct tape on it. I've certainly done it before...

I haven't tried Windex yet, but Lysol is grayt on fire ant bites!

This is my first experience with Darvocet, and it's kinda dissappointing. So far, all it has done is make my finger stop hurting.

Dilaudid, my drug of choice. Purely medicinal, works best in an IV, act like you have a kidney stone and they'll hook ya up. Of course I was literally on the ER hallway floor before they decided I was in enough pain to get it.
I'm naming my next kid Eli or Lilly, Merck just didn't sound right.

no more speed pruning for you. i almost lost the tip of a thumb while speed stapling some fish boxes one summer. never went back.

My Dad's a butcher; I grew up seeing him come home with little pieces missing. (I'm sure he didn't sell his accidents.)

mmm...mmm...mmm:nono1:

Sheesh. Have I ever even seen you with an injury, Eagle Scout?

Dilaudid, my drug of choice. Purely medicinal, works best in an IV, act like you have a kidney stone and they'll hook ya up. Of course I was literally on the ER hallway floor before they decided I was in enough pain to get it.
I'm naming my next kid Eli or Lilly, Merck just didn't sound right.

Now you have me wondering about people who have named kids Eli and Lily! Loratab is my fave.

Now you have me wondering about people who have named kids Eli and Lily! Loratab is my fave.

Eli Pfizer Merck, nice ring to it.

Smiley j could have sewn that up lickety split with his suture kit.

Love the bandaging- does it have to be as big as a bat for 2 weeks?

You are "pre-forgiven" for all typos due to "the finger"!!

Yes, I have some experience in that dept. Once, I sliced right through a glove, then through my finger and what must have been a nerve ending while trimming a Ficus Tree with a bread knife. I learned my gardening lesson with that one and I also no longer trim art projects with a Boning Knife. ;-) The list goes on, but I get safer with each experience.

This is my first experience with Darvocet, and it's kinda dissappointing. So far, all it has done is make my finger stop hurting.

Nothing worse than drugs that only do what they are supposed to do, and have no recreational value. Hope you heal quickly!!

I just remembered, you don't need hands to play the piano. Those fingers are just a bonus. ;-)

SJ! you are awful!

Nohall - sorry to hear about your poor little finger! bless its heart. hope its feeling better! meanwhile, try sowallin' the little effer.

SJ! you are awful!

Nohall - sorry to hear about your poor little finger! bless its heart. hope its feeling better! meanwhile, try sowallin' the little effer.

Toots, I've missed you! Where you been?

Toots, I've missed you! Where you been?

outta town for a week, but I'm back! trying to catch up...

I just remembered, you don't need hands to play the piano. Those fingers are just a bonus. ;-)

Something about this picture makes me just want to wave!!!

Dilaudid, my drug of choice. Purely medicinal, works best in an IV, act like you have a kidney stone and they'll hook ya up. Of course I was literally on the ER hallway floor before they decided I was in enough pain to get it.
I'm naming my next kid Eli or Lilly, Merck just didn't sound right.

Eli Pfizer Merck, nice ring to it.

Nothing worse than drugs that only do what they are supposed to do, and have no recreational value. Hope you heal quickly!!

Something about this picture makes me just want to wave!!!

:funn: :rofl:

Update: 1) My doctor can't count. He put in 3 stitches instead of two. 2) I took the giant gauze weinie off today and had a piano lesson. I won't lie: It hurt. But I survived it.

Here's a nekkid picture, just to let you know I survived. It's not a close-up; I know some of you are delicate.

(I never noticed that I hyper-extend my thumb until y'all pointed it out.)

Eeewww! There's a reason I didn't get a nursing degree!! Well, it looks like the hand may be functionable for good times (alone!).

...glad you got the p-wrap off!!! NoHall...can you push your thumb all the way back to touch your arm? I can.