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The Bossy Boyfriend

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I got this e-mail from one of my girlfriends and it was too funny not to share. :biggrin: It begins like this...


Never read comments by anyone online!


I was reading the yahoo health stuff online, there was
a thing about hidden calories in drinks..oj and
starbucks, that sort of thing.

So I read the whole thing and learned nothing new.

But, I glanced at the comments from the few pathetic
people who had to comment...one was a girl who drinks
2 chocolata mochachino whatevers 2 x a day with extra
little cream thingees and is surprised to find that
she is gaining weight...then this guy posted.

I cannot think of words to express how I
feel..lol...that is saying something I guess...but
thought I would share it with someone who might have
words.

Be glad, be very glad that you are not this person's
girlfriend .... Here's what this guy said.

**
Just like guns don?t kill people ? people kill people:
drinks don?t make people fat ? people make themselves
fat. Drinks like orange juice, apple juice and the
like are excellent rewards for people when they eat
health.
Case in point: I have put my girlfriend on a reward
based diet which has dramatically improved her
appearance and self confidence. She got lazy with
exercise when she was pregnant with our third child
and ended up putting on about 20 lbs from when we
found out she was pregnant.
Because she used the children as an excuse why she
didn?t have time to exercise during the day I removed
access to cash and made her turn in itemized receipts
with credit card transactions.

(It is at this point in reading this to my husband that my voice became screechy.)

She was a big fan of those starbucks drinks.

We weighed her twice a day and if she lost 3 or more
lbs at the end of the week she could spend as much
money on starbucks as she wanted the next week and
have as much juice as she wanted (I restricted her to
only water during the weeks she wasn?t loosing
weight). Needless to say her whole attitude has
changed and we are both back to being happy!
****

(WE ????? WE ???? We weighed her ??????? )
He would be so long dead if I were that poor
girlfriend..although if she had 3 kids with him
already, she might deserve him or she is brain dead.

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Replies

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scooterbug44 avatar
SoWal Expert
#2
There aren't words for just how many things are wrong w/ that post.

I don't know if I'm more horrified that he weighed her or that they keep reproducing! :shock:
Beach Fanatic
#3
one of many words that comes in mind, can you say CONTROL FREAK :sick: :wacko: :banging: He must have some big golden pockets :yikes:
DD avatar
SoWal Expert
#4
Lord have mercy...:yikes:
GIjo avatar
Beach Fanatic
#5
There aren't words for just how many things are wrong w/ that post.

I don't know if I'm more horrified that he weighed her or that they keep reproducing! :shock:


:lolabove: :floor: :clap: :clap: :clap:


HOLY COW!!!!!! What the f&*$ !!!!!! I must not say a word, for I know I will offend someone! That guy can take his itemized receipts and shove them up his "weigh her twice a week" A$$!!!!!!

:roll:
Teresa avatar
SoWal Guide
#6
:yikes: one day he's going to be missing a vital organ.
Miss Kitty avatar
Meow
#7
:yikes: one day he's going to be missing a vital organ.

:roll: ...already missing...his brain. :wave:
30A Skunkape avatar
Skunky
#8
Drop and gimmee 20:wave:
Sheila avatar
SoWal Insider
#9
:roll: ...already missing...his brain. :wave:

Oh well, now this makes sense. You know what they say about where their brains are. :roll: The bigger issue is WTF is she thinking?!? :idontno:
NoHall avatar
hmmmm......can't remember
#10
We weighed her twice a day and if she lost 3 or more
lbs at the end of the week she could spend as much
money on starbucks as she wanted the next week and
have as much juice as she wanted (I restricted her to
only water during the weeks she wasn?t loosing
weight). Needless to say her whole attitude has
changed and we are both back to being happy!

She sounds smart. She's using her current boyfriend as a personal trainer and a financial backer for her Starbucks habit, and now she'll be in great shape for her next boyfriend.
DD avatar
SoWal Expert
#11
She sounds smart. She's using her current boyfriend as a personal trainer and a financial backer for her Starbucks habit, and now she'll be in great shape for her next boyfriend.

:clap:
Chickpea avatar
Beach Fanatic
#12
She sounds smart. She's using her current boyfriend as a personal trainer and a financial backer for her Starbucks habit, and now she'll be in great shape for her next boyfriend.

Very funny!!!
audie avatar
fartblossom
#13
i believe i would set that guy on fire while he was sleeping.....:twisted:
Cheering472 avatar
SoWal Insider
#14
i believe i would set that guy on fire while he was sleeping.....:twisted:

...and then fix smores over the open flame. :twisted:

All kidding aside he sounds like a great catch. I've got the rope, someone find the tree.
Miss Kitty avatar
Meow
#15
Oh well, now this makes sense. You know what they say about where their brains are. :roll: The bigger issue is WTF is she thinking?!? :idontno:

My guess is she is one of those women that made the mistake of asking the husband..."do I look fat in this?" ;-)
sunspotbaby avatar
SoWal Insider
#16
Miss Kitty, I'm going to use one of yours.......Oh FTLOG:biggrin:
NoHall avatar
hmmmm......can't remember
#17
...and then fix smores over the open flame. :twisted:

All kidding aside he sounds like a great catch. I've got the rope, someone find the tree.

:rolling:
kathydwells avatar
Darlene is my middle name, not my nickname
#18
Let me see.....they have 3 children together. At some point on 3 different occasions she must have looked pretty darned good to him. HMMMMM......they are not married. So IMHO, she still has time to get the hell out of dodge. Sometimes, I can certainly understand Lorena Bobbitts decision.....can't you girls?
scooterbug44 avatar
SoWal Expert
#19
Sadly, this behavior is quite common. I know a local couple (oddly enough now divorced) who had weekly weigh-ins!

What steams me is the guy who posted is probably not in that good of shape!
audie avatar
fartblossom
#20
Sadly, this behavior is quite common. I know a local couple (oddly enough now divorced) who had weekly weigh-ins!

What steams me is the guy who posted is probably not in that good of shape!

i was thinking the same thing - he probably has a 6-pack - hidden by a keg !
Beach Fanatic
#21
:floor: :floor: :floor:
:lolabove: :floor: :clap: :clap: :clap:


HOLY COW!!!!!! What the f&*$ !!!!!! I must not say a word, for I know I will offend someone! That guy can take his itemized receipts and shove them up his "weigh her twice a week" A$$!!!!!!

:roll:

:cool:
Drop and gimmee 20:wave:

:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:
Let me see.....they have 3 children together. At some point on 3 different occasions she must have looked pretty darned good to him. HMMMMM......they are not married. So IMHO, she still has time to get the hell out of dodge. Sometimes, I can certainly understand Lorena Bobbitts decision.....can't you girls?

:blush:
Teresa avatar
SoWal Guide
#22
She sounds smart. She's using her current boyfriend as a personal trainer and a financial backer for her Starbucks habit, and now she'll be in great shape for her next boyfriend.

NH - your brain works in such mysterious ways! :lol: :wub: :wave:

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