GUTS OR BALLS?
We've all heard about people having guts or balls. But do you really know the difference between them?
In an effort to keep you informed, the definition for each is listed below...
GUTS - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask, "Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"
BALLS - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the balls to say, "You're next."
I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions. Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome since both ultimately result in death.
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Beach Fanatic
That made me HAPPY
SoWal Insider
KDW- can't wait to meet you one day!
SoWal Expert
Oh my!!! 
Darlene is my middle name, not my nicknameAuthor
Well, just so you know, I don't write them, I just post them.
Back at you, would love to meet you as well!!!!!
got any pics?
Beach Fanatic
Bwhaaaaaaaa HAAaaaaaaaaaa
Beach Fanatic
Sheeeeeeiiiiittttt, :funn: That's good!
:funn: That's good!
Meow
...that is classic Darlene the Queen of Funny stuff!!! I like guts better!!! 
Beach Fanatic
:rofl: Thanks for sharing that gem!
Thanks for sharing that gem!
little sugar
SoWal Insider
:funn::rofl: Good one Darlene! 
Beach Fanatic
OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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fartblossom
Beach Lover
re: guts or balls
some men can't see the balls because of the guts
some men can't see the balls because of the guts
Darlene is my middle name, not my nicknameAuthor
re: guts or balls
some men can't see the balls because of the guts
:funn:
SoWal Insider
SoWal Insider
This sounds like that guy on Mermy's thread, which in his case wouldn't have any guts or balls when I was through with him. 
SoWal Expert
I wonder about the intelligence of the guy's wife for choosing him for a husband. 
Meow
I wonder about the intelligence of the guy's wife for choosing him for a husband.
Touche'...
Beach Fanatic
GUTS - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask, "Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"If I saw the broom I would have said, ( What are you doing with my X-wife's car?) Now that's balls!:rofl:
:funn:
SoWal Guide
hmmmm......can't remember
That was my thought, too...
picky
That was my thought, too...BTW, NoHall, your comment about that Bossy Boyfriend was so funny that I sent it to my friend who wrote to me, and she just about tinkled her pants laughing over it.
about guts or balls: I'm still trying to figure out which one is more dreadful.
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