you know this is true:
This equation should be taught in all math classes! From a strictly
mathematical viewpoint it goes like this: What Makes 100%? What does it
mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where
someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What
makes up 100% in life?
Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions: If: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
is represented as: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.
Then: H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%
and K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%
But, A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%
And, B-U-L-L- S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%
AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.
A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%
So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the bullsh*t and Ass kissing that will put you over the top!
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Preach on Bortha :laughing1
Beach Fanatic
Nice. I'm glad they do not teach this in school. IMO if they did, we would have far too many a**kissers and we already have too many as it is. Plus if we had more of them, I would be in the majority as apposed to the minority :shock: Besides, it is an art form and would need to be taught in art class and not in math. We need an a**kissers club on the board. Joking of course. If you really knew me, you would certainly know that I am not one. 
Wetwilly
Wetwilly
Beach Fanatic
Oh, so true! :laughing1
Beach Comber
A thought that has helped me in the past:
You know when you are driving down the road and some jerk pulls out in front of you and you have to slam on brakes. Or some yahoo does something so stupid you can hardly believe it.
Well, when that happens I think to myself. It takes all kinds and if it were not for people like that, I'd just be average.
It makes me feel better anyway.
You know when you are driving down the road and some jerk pulls out in front of you and you have to slam on brakes. Or some yahoo does something so stupid you can hardly believe it.
Well, when that happens I think to myself. It takes all kinds and if it were not for people like that, I'd just be average.
It makes me feel better anyway.
SoWal Expert
A thought that has helped me in the past:
You know when you are driving down the road and some jerk pulls out in front of you and you have to slam on brakes. Or some yahoo does something so stupid you can hardly believe it.
Well, when that happens I think to myself. It takes all kinds and if it were not for people like that, I'd just be average.
It makes me feel better anyway.
I thought the same thing about the driver in the car in front of me this morning. As we approached the green traffic light, he began to break. He came to a rolling stop just below the green light. I beeped on the horn a bit just so he would keep moving and not get me killed by the dump truck following closely behind me. I could see his female passenger just giving him hell. God help us all.
Beach Fanatic
I could see his female passenger just giving him hell.
Maybe he was hoping to get hit on the passenger side.
SoWal Expert
Maybe he was hoping to get hit on the passenger side.He was likely to get hit from behind by braking for green light. He, too, had TX plates, like the victim(s) just a few miles behind us.
Meow
He was likely to get hit from behind by braking for green light. He, too, had TX plates, like the victim(s) just a few miles behind us.
We do have some VERY bad drivers in this state. Not me, of course!!!
SoWal Expert
Me neither, Sue..Haven't had a ticket in 15 years. Just haven't been caught!
Meow
Me neither, Sue..Haven't had a ticket in 15 years. Just haven't been caught!
Wink, wink...I got caught once in my life...by a helicopter as I was driving back home from SMU...the sheriff had mirrored glasses and said..."Little lady that whirlybird caught you doing 70 mph"!! It was right after they had changed the speed limit from 70 to 55 mph....wasn't that to save gas????
Beach Comber
Wink, wink...I got caught once in my life...by a helicopter as I was driving back home from SMU...the sheriff had mirrored glasses and said..."Little lady that whirlybird caught you doing 70 mph"!! It was right after they had changed the speed limit from 70 to 55 mph....wasn't that to save gas????Holy crap Batman! She's from the Nixon administration! He is the one who changed the speed limit to 55!
Meow
Holy crap Batman! She's from the Nixon administration! He is the one who changed the speed limit to 55!
BANG! POW! OUCH!!!! I thought it was Carter? Remember the oil embargo and looong lines at the gas stations? Okay, I'll give it up....March 1973. HOLY COW Robin...she IS old!!!!
Beach Comber
SoWal Expert
Ok...I'll admit it, I am old too..I remember those days quite well. And, I did receive quite a few citations back then. Guess I've "slowed down" in my old age! 
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