Help!!! Must Answer!!

West highland Terrier! Yeah westies!

I love the bird in your avatar!!!

thanks!!!... hes an Eclectus parrot
with an ever expanding vocabulary!

thanks!!!... hes an Eclectus parrot
with an ever expanding vocabulary!

I wonder why birds always learn the bad words first?

I wonder why birds always learn the bad words first?

Because those are spoken the loudest.

Because those are spoken the loudest.

Or the most - like at my house.

German Shepard

Or the most - like at my house.

Oh he!! don't censor yourself, let 'em fly. You don't have a parrot.

Oh he!! don't censor yourself, let 'em fly. You don't have a parrot.

Yeah I do- her name is Kate.

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Yeah I do- her name is Kate.

Oops I forgot about her. It's bad to be called into a conference with the kindergarten teacher for that one. (Un)Lucky you she speaks clearly and it can't be confused for French.

West highland Terrier! Yeah westies!

Ditto!

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Yeah I do- her name is Kate.

Oops I forgot about her. It's bad to be called into a conference with the kindergarten teacher for that one. (Un)Lucky you she speaks clearly and it can't be confused for French.

The first interaction I had w/ Sam's K teacher was a call from her that said Sam was running around chasing boys and kissing them. I had to give her a talk about saving hugs and kisses for family members and very special people. I knew I had a loving child but I never thought to tell her this before sending her off to school. Thinking back, at the time I thought I had failed as a parent.:roll: I can laugh now. We are back to emphasizing this rule again.

The first interaction I had w/ Sam's K teacher was a call from her that said Sam was running around chasing boys and kissing them. I had to give her a talk about saving hugs and kisses for family members and very special people. I knew I had a loving child but I never thought to tell her this before sending her off to school. Thinking back, at the time I thought I had failed as a parent.:roll: I can laugh now. We are back to emphasizing this rule again.

You haven't really been embarrassed (and it takes alot for me) until you get a call from you son's principal when he was in kindergarten, to tell you that he had lost his wallet and it was found, with that months centerfold folded up in it. Needless to say all those "magazines" were burned that night!!!!!!!!!! Oh, and the principal said to me (who was the secretary of the PTA that year) ....."do you know where he might have gotten this". UH HELLO....he has a father who had a subscription....DUH!!!! That principal never looked at me the same after this incident.

You haven't really been embarrassed (and it takes alot for me) until you get a call from you son's principal when he was in kindergarten, to tell you that he had lost his wallet and it was found, with that months centerfold folded up in it. Needless to say all those "magazines" were burned that night!!!!!!!!!! Oh, and the principal said to me (who was the secretary of the PTA that year) ....."do you know where he might have gotten this". UH HELLO....he has a father who had a subscription....DUH!!!! That principal never looked at me the same after this incident.

Callers we have our winner!

...omg, I wonder if y'all are helping Ag with his next homework assignment?

You haven't really been embarrassed

Or when you are called in because your son has a speech problem. He substituted "F"s & "S"s. (ie.slip slops instead of flip flops,I fees a bird) and on his first day was asked to tell everyone what the vacuum cleaner did.....:leaving:

Boxer and Jack Russell

Or when you are called in because your son has a speech problem. He substituted "F"s & "S"s. (ie.slip slops instead of flip flops,I fees a bird) and on his first day was asked to tell everyone what the vacuum cleaner did.....:leaving:

Poor kid!

Or when you are called in because your son has a speech problem. He substituted "F"s & "S"s. (ie.slip slops instead of flip flops,I fees a bird) and on his first day was asked to tell everyone what the vacuum cleaner did.....:leaving:

I did this too when I was little. My dad took me to the store one time and I screamed for a sucker....he took me right home after that and didn't take me out again until my speech improved.

You haven't really been embarrassed (and it takes alot for me) until you get a call from you son's principal when he was in kindergarten, to tell you that he had lost his wallet and it was found, with that months centerfold folded up in it. Needless to say all those "magazines" were burned that night!!!!!!!!!! Oh, and the principal said to me (who was the secretary of the PTA that year) ....."do you know where he might have gotten this". UH HELLO....he has a father who had a subscription....DUH!!!! That principal never looked at me the same after this incident.

I feel so much better now...