Allifunn avatar
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THE PANTS

Mike was going to be married to Karen so his father sat him down
for a
little chat. He said, "Mike, let me tell you something. On my wedding
night in our honeymoon suite, I took off my pants, handed them to
your mother, and said, "Here - try these on." She did and said, "These are
too big. I can't wear them."
I replied, "Exactly. I wear the pants in this family and I always
will.
Ever since that night, we have never had any problems."


"Hmmm," said Mike. He thought that might be a good thing to try.
On his honeymoon, Mike took off his pants and said to Karen, "Here
try these on."
She tried them on and said, "These are too large. They don't fit me."
Mike said, "Exactly. I wear the pants in this family and I always
will.
I don't want you to ever forget that."
Then Karen took off her pants and handed them to Mike. She said,
"Here-
You try on mine."
He did and said, "I can't get into your pants."
Karen said, "Exactly. And if you don't change your smart a$$
attitude, you never will."

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Replies

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Beach Fanatic
#2
Love it!!!! :floor:
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SoWal Expert
#3
Love it!!:floor: :floor: :floor:
NoHall avatar
hmmmm......can't remember
#4
:funn:
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SoWal Insider
#5
:lolabove: :lolabove:
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Beach Fanatic
#6
:biggrin:
Hop avatar
Beach Fanatic
#7
.....nice...:D
Allifunn avatar
FunnChef - AlisonCooks.comAuthor
#8
.....nice...:D
Proves who REALLY has the OMB's in the family.............:funn: :floor:
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bean
#10
:lolabove:
Hop avatar
Beach Fanatic
#11
Proves who REALLY has the OMB's in the family.............:funn: :floor:

so true...;-)
GIjo avatar
Beach Fanatic
#12
THE PANTS

Mike was going to be married to Karen so his father sat him down
for a
little chat. He said, "Mike, let me tell you something. On my wedding
night in our honeymoon suite, I took off my pants, handed them to
your mother, and said, "Here - try these on." She did and said, "These are
too big. I can't wear them."
I replied, "Exactly. I wear the pants in this family and I always
will.
Ever since that night, we have never had any problems."


"Hmmm," said Mike. He thought that might be a good thing to try.
On his honeymoon, Mike took off his pants and said to Karen, "Here
try these on."
She tried them on and said, "These are too large. They don't fit me."
Mike said, "Exactly. I wear the pants in this family and I always
will.
I don't want you to ever forget that."
Then Karen took off her pants and handed them to Mike. She said,
"Here-
You try on mine."
He did and said, "I can't get into your pants."
Karen said, "Exactly. And if you don't change your smart a$$
attitude, you never will."


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Priceless!!!!!! LOVE THIS!!!!!!!:biggrin: :biggrin: :biggrin:
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Beach Fanatic
#13
:floor: Love it.

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