bLONDE AND A cOP

Blonde and a Cop

A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little
red sports car and was pulled over by a woman police
officer who was also a blonde.

The blonde cop asked to see the blonde driver's license.
She dug through her purse and was getting progressively
more agitated.

"What does it look like?" she finally asked.

The policewoman replied, "It's square and it has your
picture on it."

The driver finally found a square mirror in her purse,
looked at it and handed it to the policewoman.

"Here it is," she said.

The blonde officer looked at the mirror, then handed
it back saying, "Okay, you can go. I didn't realize
you were a cop."
Have A Nice Day

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I hope Biffy Reads this one!!!!

OH GOSH, I LOVE IT!!!!

:funn: :funn: I'm apologizing to all blondes everywhere...but I love blonde jokes....

:funn: :funn: I'm apologizing to all blondes everywhere...but I love blonde jokes....

I'm a blonde and I love 'em too. My sisters tell me I'm getting blonder with each passing year. Gotta love family honesty.

I'm a blonde and I love 'em too. My sisters tell me I'm getting blonder with each passing year. Gotta love family honesty.

Although I am currently not a blonde and my natural color is somewhere around a light brown --- why is my life riddled with blonde moments? :shock:

Please someone tell me that I'm not alone!

Although I am currently not a blonde and my natural color is somewhere around a light brown --- why is my life riddled with blonde moments? :shock:

Please someone tell me that I'm not alone!

uhmmmmmmm.........

You're not alone...... :rofl:

...good one. When I start feeling too smart, I just go get my natural color put back in!

uhmmmmmmm.........

You're not alone...... :rofl:

Thanks.

I did feel a little better when I found this smiley.

Anyone else feeling better?

...good one. When I start feeling too smart, I just go get my natural color put back in!

Now, what was my natural color???? I can't remember......

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I love that one...

--- why is my life riddled with blonde moments? :shock:

Please someone tell me that I'm not alone!

You are definitely not alone.

...good one. When I start feeling too smart, I just go get my natural color put back in!

Thanks.

I did feel a little better when I found this smiley.

Anyone else feeling better?

YES!

...Now, what was my natural color???? I can't remember......

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NEWSFLASH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THIS IS NOT A JOKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
IT ACTUALLY HAPPENED IN REAL LIFE!

This is actually the transcript taken from COPS one night after a blonde female traffic cop pulled over none other than our very own
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BEACHBUMMETT!!!!!
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ps. I dye my hair brown for artificial intelligence.....

love it!!!

BEACHBUMMETT!!!!!


ps. I dye my hair brown for artificial intelligence.....

:funn: :funn: :funn:

quote=drunkkenartist;288704]NEWSFLASH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THIS IS NOT A JOKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
IT ACTUALLY HAPPENED IN REAL LIFE!

This is actually the transcript taken from COPS one night after a blonde female traffic cop pulled over none other than our very own
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BEACHBUMMETT!!!!!
:funn: :funn: :funn: :funn: :funn: :funn: :funn:

ps. I dye my hair brown for artificial intelligence.....[/quote]



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BWHAAAA HAAAAAAAA HAAAAAAAAAA

NEWSFLASH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THIS IS NOT A JOKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
IT ACTUALLY HAPPENED IN REAL LIFE!

This is actually the transcript taken from COPS one night after a blonde female traffic cop pulled over none other than our very own
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BEACHBUMMETT!!!!!
:funn: :funn: :funn: :funn: :funn: :funn: :funn:

ps. I dye my hair brown for artificial intelligence.....

:angry: :nono1: :roll:

I have to plead the fifth about blonde female traffic cops, but this is awesome!