
A guy was looking for a cheap car for transportation back and forth to work. He went to this used car lot and saw a late model Cadillac that was just what he was looking for. So he takes it for a test drive and is coming up on a red light when he discovers that the brakes aren't working right. Just in front of him is a really nice Jaguar. As the Cadillac comes to a stop, he BARELY taps the Jaguars bumper. The door of the Jaguar slowly opens and out steps this really really short guy with an obviously very hot temper. He walks over to the guy in the Cadillac and says, "I AM NOT HAPPY!!!!!"....the guy in the Cadillac looks him up and down and says,"Oh yeah???....which one are you then?"

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8Beach Fanatic
Blair....I'm blonde, need I say more. SoWal Expert
The Jaguar guy was really really short................so if he's not Happy, he must be one of the other 6 dwarves!
Beach Fanatic
The Jaguar guy was really really short................so if he's not Happy, he must be one of the other 6 dwarves!
Oh, OK. NOW I GET IT. There really may be something to those blonde jokes.

Beach FanaticAuthor
It was alot funnier after I had been tailgating for 3 hours....
Beach Fanatic
Oh, OK. NOW I GET IT. There really may be something to those blonde jokes.
I think it has something to do with peroxide leaching its' way through the hair roots, the scalp, the skull and the brain.
Thought: What does the brain of a blonde look like after 40 years of bleaching?

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Beach Fanatic
Oh, OK. NOW I GET IT. There really may be something to those blonde jokes.
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Funnier than the JOKE!!!!
Beach Fanatic
It was alot funnier after I had been tailgating for 3 hours....
Maybe if I had been tailgating for 3 hours, I would have gotten it.
I think it has something to do with peroxide leaching its' way through the hair roots, the scalp, the skull and the brain.
Thought: What does the brain of a blonde look like after 40 years of bleaching?
Small...very, very, small.

Beach Fanatic

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