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Beach Fanatic
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I have a question for any physicians in the crowd.

Last week, I went to a new doctor for a physical. It had been a long time since I had one so I didn?t quite know what to expect.

The nurse did all the blood work and other stuff and then told me to strip down and wait on the doc. So, I?m sitting there in this tiny, COLD room, stark naked, only covered by a stupid little crotch-sized blue blanket thing.

After about twenty minutes of this, the doctor comes in and I can?t help but notice that he has a confused look on his face. He reaches out and shakes my hand and introduces himself. (I usually don?t like to be naked the first time I meet someone.)

He then starts his normal checkup, checking lungs, throat, ears, etc. Thankfully, no poking or prodding involved. He then shakes my hand again, and walks out the door.
I think I even saw a smirk on his face as he walked out the door.

My question to you is, Why the hell do I have to be butt naked for this procedure?

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Beachlover2 avatar
Beach Fanatic
#2
Now you know what it is like to be a woman - I think the nurse just got confused. :floor: :floor:
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Beach FanaticAuthor
#3
Now you know what it is like to be a woman - I think the nurse just got confused. :floor: :floor:

Man I felt like a complete idiot. When I came out, all the nurses were looking at me. One even stuck her head around the corner to look when she heard the door open.
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Christini Zambini
#4
Where is your thong when you need it? :rolling:
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Beach FanaticAuthor
#5
Where is your thong when you need it? :rolling:

:floor: I would have been glad to have it. Anything would have been nice.
kathydwells avatar
Darlene is my middle name, not my nickname
#6
Be thankful LL, at least you didn't have to bend over and cough!!!!!
Beach Fanatic
#7
Next time try this. Don't strip. When the doctor comes in, if he needs anything removed, he'll say so.
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#8
Be thankful LL, at least you didn't have to bend over and cough!!!!!

:lolabove: That ain't how it works.
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Beach FanaticAuthor
#9
Next time try this. Don't strip. When the doctor comes in, if he needs anything removed, he'll say so.

Oh I'll definitely try that next time. I was thinking that nurse may have just played a joke on me by doing that. Who knows.
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Beach FanaticAuthor
#10
:lolabove: That ain't how it works.

:lolabove:

Yeah, I was expecting the two finger behind the scrote poke and cough deal but all I got was a throat check.
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Beach FanaticAuthor
#11
Be thankful LL, at least you didn't have to bend over and cough!!!!!

I think that's the one they do when I hit 50 or so?? :idontno:
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Beach Fanatic
#12
I think that's the one they do when I hit 50 or so?? :idontno:
Oh - You don't even want to know about the 50+ thing... :shock:
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Beach Fanatic
#13
Oh I'll definitely try that next time. I was thinking that nurse may have just played a joke on me by doing that. Who knows.
...or on the doc! :floor: :floor:
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Beach FanaticAuthor
#14
...or on the doc! :floor: :floor:

I know. It is funny now that I think about it.
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Beach FanaticAuthor
#15
Oh - You don't even want to know about the 50+ thing... :shock:


"Moooon Riveerrrrrrr" :shock:
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got any pics?
#16
"Moooon Riveerrrrrrr" :shock:

LMAO!! :floor:
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Beach FanaticAuthor
#17
Hey! I'm a native now!
ktschris avatar
Beach Fanatic
#18
No, it is much worse to have to remove clothing when the doctor is standing there waiting for you!! Happened to me. I felt dirty all over :oops:
ktschris avatar
Beach Fanatic
#19
Hey! I'm a native now!
:clap_1: :clap_1: Congrats! :clap_1: :clap_1:
OhioBeachBum avatar
Beach Fanatic
#20
Hey! I'm a native now!
Hmmm - maybe time to relocate further south? :cool:
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kt loo
#21
Oh I'll definitely try that next time. I was thinking that nurse may have just played a joke on me by doing that. Who knows.
next time you see that nurse you just give her one of these:
Beach Comber
#22
I'm a nurse practitioner...I think you should get a new healthcare provider! I NEVER meet a patient for the first time disrobed, and instruct my staff re same. I know many physicians, etc who do so, however. As a patient, I have refused multiple times to disrobe before a new doc/practitioner meets me. Shame on that doc, and shame on his/her staff!
kathydwells avatar
Darlene is my middle name, not my nickname
#23
Hey! I'm a native now!

:clap_1: :clap_1: :clap_1: :clap_1:
Smiling JOe avatar
SoWal Expert
#24
I have a question for any physicians in the crowd.

Last week, I went to a new doctor for a physical. It had been a long time since I had one so I didn?t quite know what to expect.

The nurse did all the blood work and other stuff and then told me to strip down and wait on the doc. So, I?m sitting there in this tiny, COLD room, stark naked, only covered by a stupid little crotch-sized blue blanket thing.

After about twenty minutes of this, the doctor comes in and I can?t help but notice that he has a confused look on his face. He reaches out and shakes my hand and introduces himself. (I usually don?t like to be naked the first time I meet someone.)

He then starts his normal checkup, checking lungs, throat, ears, etc. Thankfully, no poking or prodding involved. He then shakes my hand again, and walks out the door.
I think I even saw a smirk on his face as he walked out the door.

My question to you is, Why the hell do I have to be butt naked for this procedure?

Are you sure the nurse did not say, "sit" down and wait on the Doc?
OhioBeachBum avatar
Beach Fanatic
#25
Are you sure the nurse did not say, "sit" down and wait on the Doc?
:floor: :floor:
Good that he didn't hear an "h" in there :shock:
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SoWal Expert
#26
I think that's the one they do when I hit 50 or so?? :idontno:

Many men are found to have cancer at ages well below 50. The sooner detected, the better the results of the treatment. Personally, I think if you go to a doctor for a physical, the doc should be checking for everything.

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