If I want to see "it"....

SoWal Insider

Sep 17, '07 · 1:29 PM1,650

I WILL ASK!!!

As some of you know the past few weeks we have been moving into our new house at Watersound......needless to say I have not had any beach time. Well I am about caught up at the house and Lisa_at_the_beach and I decided to go to the beach for a couple of hours.

OMG! Picture perfect day. The water was at it's most beautiful shimmery emerald green, not a cloud in the sky.....not another soul on the beach. We put our beach chairs in the edge of the water to stay cool. After a few minutes the flies have found us. Not my idea of relaxing at the beach. Sooooo......we go into the water, the sandbar is very close to the edge..... there is the perfect "swimming pool" area for me to relax in.

LATB and I are just sitting there shoulder deep about 12 feet from one another.....she is facing the beach.....I am facing the ocean.....she keeps looking over toward Deer Lake State Park....she gets a funny look on her face and says "That guys naked" WHAT?!....I whirl around....take a good long look.....squint....stare....and reply...."No he's not! He just has on a flesh colored swimsuit" and turn back around. (keep in mind I need new contacts)....

Few seconds later she says "HE IS NAKED and he is coming this way" Of course I turn back around.....I squint some more, notice it looks a little different (he is getting closer) and say "NO HE'S NOT! He is just one of those nice gay guys in a flesh or tan colored speedo (no it was not Hop!) or g-string. As he comes closer to the State Park/Watersound property line I can see him better....something does not look quite right....that's an odd pattern on the front of that swim suit......

HE IS NAKED!!!! He is still coming toward us! He crosses over into Watersound Property stops and steps into his swimtrunks.....he is still walking our way!!!!

I turn back around my eyes huge and tell LATB "Don't even look at him or speak to him!" She thinks it's funny and I'm stunned!

He walks past our chairs which are a good 25 feet from where we are and LATB is watching him and says without moving her lips through a half smile and clinched teeth "He keeps turning around looking at us and grinning" she says to me. He passes our chairs turns around and HEADS BACK OUR WAY! I will NOT turn around and he about directly behind me and I hear him say "Flys gettin ya?" LATB answers "yeah" ......he walks on back toward the State Park line.....gets a bit closer.....stops.....TAKES OFF HIS SWIMTRUNKS AGAIN!!!!! :yikes:

Keeps walking west.....I whirl around and see butt cheeks headed west.

I am stunned! I get up go over to my chair with my cell phone in it.......dial Watersound Security....tell them who I am and where we are. We are both trying not to laugh because we got tickled at the part where LATB and I got into the water because of the dog flies and we are trying to decide if he is having the same problems. :blink:

He is sending down security and calling the Sherriff because the guys back at the park.

Few minutes later (YES!~NAKED GUY IS STILL STROLLING UP AND DOWN THE BEACH IN FRONT OF THE PARK) security gets there...I figured naked guy would hurry up and put his trunks back on..........BUT NOOOOOOOOO, he is just standing there looking at us. Security guard says to me "They called me on the radio wanted me to come see about y'all and take a picture of a naked guy....told them I'd rather not take picture of the naked guy." He has his two way radio and camera binoculars. Puts up his binoculars and says "YEP! He's naked!" About 2 minutes pass we are all just looking at each other when naked guy strolls over to his bag...puts his shorts back on and stands up. Security guy is still watching through binoculars and says "He has binoculars and is watchin us!" :yikes:

Naked guy strolls back toward west end of beach.....turns toward the stairs.....and tears out running up the stairs!

Security guard radio's back to let the Sheriff know he is headed out of the park. Minute or so passes......Security guy notices someone at the top of stairs by flag pole...put up his binoculars and says "Naked guys back! He's watching us with his binoculars. Then naked guy walks back off.

We are trying to find out if the sherriff got him when we are asked "Can y'all identify him" LATB says yes, she saw is face......I say "Only if he pulls his pants down!!!!

Waiting on a call now....will keep y'all up to date on the situation.

And....how was your weekend? :idontno:

Edited Sep 17, '07 · 2:19 PM

Replies

SoWal Expert

Sep 17, '07 · 1:37 PM#2

I love that he puts on/removes his trunks at the property line! :funn:

Dog flies + nudity cannot end well! :yikes:

hmmmm......can't remember

Sep 17, '07 · 1:49 PM#3

I don't know where to start with this one. The "pattern" on the front of his shorts? That maybe he was just trying to excape the dogflies? Or when he was standing "at the flagpole?" (You're so generous, BB.)

Or do we revert to the bound-to-be-asked question of OMBs? Was he skinny dipping or chunky dunking?

Heh, heh, heh... :lol:

Beach Fanatic

Sep 17, '07 · 1:54 PM#4

Beach Fanatic

Sep 17, '07 · 2:13 PM#5

BB this would have made a great story for the D&K End of Summer Contest!!!!
Well, it still feels like summer....I think you should post it!:funn:

LW....wub the smilie!!!!

I WILL ASK!!!

As some of you know the past few weeks we have been moving into our new house at Watersound......needless to say I have not had any beach time. Well I am about caught up at the house and Lisa_at_the_beach and I decided to go to the beach for a couple of hours.

OMG! Picture perfect day. The water was at it's most beautiful shimmery emerald green, not a cloud in the sky.....not another soul on the beach. We put our beach chairs in the edge of the water to stay cool. After a few minutes the flies have found us. Not my idea of relaxing at the beach. Sooooo......we go into the water, the sandbar is very close to the edge..... there is the perfect "swimming pool" area for me to relax in.

LATB and I are just sitting there shoulder deep about 12 feet from one another.....she is facing the beach.....I am facing the ocean.....she keeps looking over toward Deer Lake State Park....she gets a funny look on her face and says "That guys naked" WHAT....I whirl around....take a good long look.....squint....stare....and reply...."No he's not! He just has on a flesh colored swimsuit" and turn back around. (keep in mind I need new contacts)....

Few seconds later she says "HE IS NAKED and he is coming this way" Of course I turn back around.....I squint some more, notice it looks a little different (he is getting closer) and say "NO HE'S NOT! He is just one of those nice gay guys in a flesh or tan colored speedo (no it was not Hop!) or g-string. As he comes closer to the State Park/Watersound property line I can see him better....something does not look quite right....that's an odd pattern on the front of that swim suit...... HE IS NAKED!!!! He is still coming toward us! He crosses over into Watersound Property stops and steps into his swimtrunks.....he is still walking our way!!!! I turn back around my eyes huge and tell LATB "Don't even look at him or speak to him!" She thinks it's funny and I'm stunned!

He walks past our chairs which are a good 25 feet from where we are and LATB is watching him and says without moving her lips through a half smile and clinched teeth "He keeps turning around looking at us and grinning" she says to me. He passes our chairs turns around and HEADS BACK OUR WAY! I will NOT turn around and he about directly behind me and I hear him say "Flys gettin ya?" LATB answers "yeah" ......he walks on back toward the State Park line.....gets a bit closer.....stops.....TAKES OFF HIS SWIMTRUNKS AGAIN!!!!! Keeps walking west.....I whirl around and see butt cheeks headed west.

I am stunned! I get up go over to my chair with my cell phone in it.......dial Watersound Security....tell them who I am and where we are. We are both trying not to laugh because we got tickled at the part where LATB and I got into the water because of the dog flies and we are trying to decide if he is having the same problems. He is sending down security and calling the Sherriff because the guys back at the park.

Few minutes later (YES!~NAKED GUY IS STILL STROLLING UP AND DOWN THE BEACH IN FRONT OF THE PARK) security gets there...I figured naked guy would hurry up and put his trunks back on..........BUT NOOOOOOOOO, he is just standing there looking at us. Security guard says to me "They called me on the radio wanted me to come see about y'all and take a picture of a naked guy....told them I'd rather not take picture of the naked guy." He has his two way radio and camera binoculars. Puts up his binoculars and says "YEP! He's naked!" About 2 minutes pass we are all just looking at each other when naked guy strolls over to his bag...puts his shorts back on and stands up. Security guy is still watching through binoculars and says "He has binoculars and is watchin us!" Naked guy strolls back toward west end of beach.....turns toward the stairs.....and tears out running up the stairs!

Security guard radio's back to let the Sheriff know he is headed out of the park. Minute or so passes......Security guy notices someone at the top of stairs by flag pole...put up his binoculars and says "Naked guys back! He's watching us with his binoculars. Then naked guy walks back off.

We are trying to find out if the sherriff got him when we are asked "Can y'all identify him" LATB says yes, she saw is face......I say "Only if he pulls his pants down!!!!

Waiting on a call now....will keep y'all up to date on the situation.

And....how was your weekend?

SoWal Expert

Sep 17, '07 · 2:15 PM#6

I vote the trenchcoat flasher smiley becomes the new standard for TMI!

Beach Fanatic

Sep 17, '07 · 2:18 PM#7

What a story!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :yikes:

I'm glad you weren't alone and cell phones on the beach are good to have in times like this.
Many years ago this happened to me in a state park over by P'cola. I was alone and there were no cell phones.
What is it about naked men and state parks???????????????

Beach Fanatic

Sep 17, '07 · 2:21 PM#8

yep, that's what happened....Sunday Morning and Nekked Man. I'm not sure whether or not he SHOULD have been naked as there was...ahem...shrinkage going on....Hopefully BB and I will not be called to pick him out of Line UP...

Yes, was pretty funny trying to convince BB that he was naked...the "pattern of the shorts"....killed me...because it was VERY apparent to me ... from the beginning ... that he was in fact ... naked.

Beach Fanatic

Sep 17, '07 · 2:22 PM#9

Maybe he hasnt visited in a long time and didnt realize it wasnt the "nude beach" anymore? LOL

SoWal Expert

Sep 17, '07 · 2:31 PM#10

Scooterbug's law of nudity: "Those you least want to see naked are the ones most likely to take their clothes off/expose the most skin!"

SoWal InsiderAuthor

Sep 17, '07 · 2:36 PM#11

Scooterbug's law of nudity: "Those you least want to see naked are the ones most likely to take their clothes off/expose the most skin!"

Amen sistah! :clap:

Meow

Sep 17, '07 · 2:43 PM#12

I am impressed you have the WS security number in your cell phone!!! :clap:

Beach Lover

Sep 17, '07 · 2:51 PM#13

It's amazing how 'proud' some ppl are...LOL

Years ago, my grandmother and her friend were in Philadelphia and a man walked up to them on the street and flashed them. Without skipping a beat my grandmother looked down then back at his face and said "that all you got?", chuckled and walked off. Her friend was speechless :lol:

Beach Fanatic

Sep 17, '07 · 2:57 PM#14

it's bad when binoculars are needed to see "it" :floor:

Funnkalicious

Sep 17, '07 · 2:59 PM#15

Does ANYONE remember the Seaside flasher?? From literally '98/'99?

Beach Lover

Sep 17, '07 · 3:09 PM#16

it's bad when binoculars are needed to see "it"

:funn:

Moderator

Sep 17, '07 · 3:29 PM#17

I'm having flashbacks to the movie, Porky's!

"Has anybody seen this p***s? It's armed and dangerous!"

LOL!!!

Beach Lover

Sep 17, '07 · 3:32 PM#18

holy crap singinchicken!!

the look on that dogs face is priceless!!

SoWal Insider

Sep 17, '07 · 3:34 PM#19

So, that explains why so many flies on the beaches. :lol:

SoWal Expert

Sep 17, '07 · 3:36 PM#20

Just to clarify:

Adult walking down the beach naked - OK

Sitting on a "private" beach - arrested!

So.............strip if you see the sheriff coming and you won't get arrested!

SoWal Expert

Sep 17, '07 · 3:37 PM#21

Serious spewage, BB!! :funn: :funn: :funn: :rofl: :floor:

:funn: THis would only happen to you (and LATB)!!!

SoWal InsiderAuthor

Sep 17, '07 · 6:05 PM#22

I am impressed you have the WS security number in your cell phone!!!

Of course!~I met the head of security at several different functions and he gave me his business card and I programed it in my phone. Little did I know it was his personal cell number and I called him at home on a Sunday! OOPSY! :blush:

It's amazing how 'proud' some ppl are...LOL

Years ago, my grandmother and her friend were in Philadelphia and a man walked up to them on the street and flashed them. Without skipping a beat my grandmother looked down then back at his face and said "that all you got?", chuckled and walked off. Her friend was speechless