What a great coincidink that it was Talk Like a Pirate Day and ANTM was on a ship. It's Models of the Caribbean, but without Johnny Depp, because who wants to share their eyeliner. Certainly not these girls, they are in a competition after all. Right away it became apparent this wasn't the Love Boat. We are loaded with crazies-we have an exotic dancer giving lap dances to the girls, (well actually that would be the love boat), we have a blond chattycathy type on some sort of happy drug, we have a self described smart girl. We know this because she says "I know stuff. I read books". The funniest was the bikini kittycat wax girl. She had Tyra assume the wax off postition on the table for a demo. I missed the Jays reaction because I was on the floor.
I don't recall all their names yet so bear with me. As for the front runners, Ebony was pretty. She is going to bring some nasty drama to the house. She already brought up eating disorders and likes to start stuff. I thought Chantal was really lovely. There were several girls who had that odd look. They take great pictures but don't look like your everyday pretty girl. When we get to see more pictures I bet there are several girls that outshine the others. Heather may do this too, she can't walk worth a dime and needs to stand up straight but I bet she takes some great pictures.
Oddly enough no matter how pretty they are, Jay is still prettier. I am a big Jay fan so I say this with affection. The upkeep on Jay must be tremendous, we have the advanced tanorexia, the extra white teeth, the styled and colored locks, and all the gym time to stay so buff. I'm surprised he has time for TV. But I'm glad he does, he and Nigel are icing on the ANTM cake.
So anyway we haven't even got to the house and we have tears , b!chiness, & drama. I thought being on the ship was a cool opening and the motion sickness helped several models with the bulimia thing so it was all good. Bring on the make-overs.
