Blonde jokes for blondes...

A blonde is sitting next to a lawyer on an airplane. The lawyer offers to play a game with her: Each will ask the other one general knowledge questions. Every time she doesn't know the answer to his question, she will pay him five dollars. Every time he doesn't know the answer to one of her questions, he will pay her fifty dollars.

She agrees to play, and he asks her, "What is the distance from the earth to the nearest star?"

She says nothing, and hands him a five-dollar bill. She then asks him, "What goes up a hill with three legs and comes back down with four legs?"

He thinks for a long time but in the end concedes that he has no idea. He hands her fifty dollars.

The blonde puts the money in her purse, and the lawyer says, "Wait a minute. What's the answer to your question?"

Without a word she hands him five dollars.
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Two bored male casino dealers are waiting at the craps table. An attractive blonde arrives and bets $20,000 on a single roll of dice.

She says, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I am completely nude." With that, she strips down and rolls the dice.

As the dice come to a stop, she jumps up and down screaming, "YES! YES! I WON, I WON!" She hugs each of the dealers, picks up her winnings and her clothes, and quickly departs.

The dealers stare at each other dumbfounded. Finally, one of them asks, "What did she roll?"

The other answers, "I don't know--I thought you were watching."

(The moral: Not all blondes are dumb, but all men are men.)