Audie!!!!!!!!

We're beggin' ya!!

I was just getting ready to PM her to ask her to come back.

i'm around - you know that.....

i'm around - you know that.....

Around ain't good enough, we need your input or output.

just so all of you know... when you don't see or hear from Audie, you should know that she is right there lurking and reading every single thing. she does not miss a thing. she'll always be part of sowal. what would sowal be without her? not nearly as interesting, I have to say.

audie is here no matter what - but she's in ghost form these days! so, let's entertain her with a few jokes - and you know the kind she likes. who wants to go first? (I can't remember a single fart joke....)

found a cute one... for audie's ghost:

The teacher walks into the room and says... "OK class todays word is DEFINITLY, can anyone use the word in a sentence."

Little Susie stands up and say "The sky is DEFINITLY blue."

The teacher says; "Not necessarily Susie, it can be blue, gray, or black, but nice try."

Little Johnny is in the back of the room and is waving his hands back and forth.

The teacher says " Yes Johnny, What is it?"

Johnny says " I have a question."

OK lets hear it, says the teacher.

Johnny says "Do Farts have lumps?"

The teacher says, "Well no they don't."

Little Johnny says "Well then I DEFINITLY just sheeit my pants!!!"

found a cute one... for audie's ghost:

The teacher walks into the room and says... "OK class todays word is DEFINITLY, can anyone use the word in a sentence."

Little Susie stands up and say "The sky is DEFINITLY blue."

The teacher says; "Not necessarily Susie, it can be blue, gray, or black, but nice try."

Little Johnny is in the back of the room and is waving his hands back and forth.

The teacher says " Yes Johnny, What is it?"

Johnny says " I have a question."

OK lets hear it, says the teacher.

Johnny says "Do Farts have lumps?"

The teacher says, "Well no they don't."

Little Johnny says "Well then I DEFINITLY just sheeit my pants!!!"

I can't believe you just typed this joke.

I can't believe you just typed this joke.

anything for the ghost of audie!

DEFINITELY :funn::funn::funn:

Now that was funny!!!!

There once was an old couple who had been married for thirty years.

Every morning the old boy would wake up and give off an enormous fart, much to his long suffering wife's annoyance.

"You'll fart your guts out one of these days," she always complained.

After a particularly bad week the wife decided to have her revenge and got up early, placing some turkey giblets in the bed next to the old boy's arse.

While making breakfast downstairs she heard his usual morning fart reverberate through the floorboards followed by a scream.

Twenty minutes later a rather shaken man came downstairs.

"You was right all along Missus," the old man says, "I finally did fart my guts out, but by the grace of God, and these two fingers, I managed to push 'em back in!"

:funn::funn::funn:

just so all of you know... when you don't see or hear from Audie, you should know that she is right there lurking and reading every single thing. she does not miss a thing. she'll always be part of sowal. what would sowal be without her? not nearly as interesting, I have to say.

audie is here no matter what - but she's in ghost form these days! so, let's entertain her with a few jokes - and you know the kind she likes. who wants to go first? (I can't remember a single fart joke....)

you know me too well....

anything for the ghost of audie!

you are a good friend !

you are a good friend too !

There once was an old couple who had been married for thirty years.

Every morning the old boy would wake up and give off an enormous fart, much to his long suffering wife's annoyance.

"You'll fart your guts out one of these days," she always complained.

After a particularly bad week the wife decided to have her revenge and got up early, placing some turkey giblets in the bed next to the old boy's arse.

While making breakfast downstairs she heard his usual morning fart reverberate through the floorboards followed by a scream.

Twenty minutes later a rather shaken man came downstairs.

"You was right all along Missus," the old man says, "I finally did fart my guts out, but by the grace of God, and these two fingers, I managed to push 'em back in!"

eeeewwww - stinky fingers

There once was an old couple who had been married for thirty years.

Every morning the old boy would wake up and give off an enormous fart, much to his long suffering wife's annoyance.

"You'll fart your guts out one of these days," she always complained.

After a particularly bad week the wife decided to have her revenge and got up early, placing some turkey giblets in the bed next to the old boy's arse.

While making breakfast downstairs she heard his usual morning fart reverberate through the floorboards followed by a scream.

Twenty minutes later a rather shaken man came downstairs.

"You was right all along Missus," the old man says, "I finally did fart my guts out, but by the grace of God, and these two fingers, I managed to push 'em back in!"

haaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I just laughed my guts out!!!!! that is the best I've seen in weeks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! love that missus!!!! gotta remember that trick!

Soooooo.......... where is audie these days

Soooooo.......... where is audie these days

She is around....she has become our most beloved lurker.......

Audie! We're gonna miss you next weekend...but will see you later this month

Audie! We're gonna miss you next weekend...but will see you later this month

Please take care of our girl!!!!!!