Songs you can't stand...

THERE'S TOO MUCH PUKING ON THIS THREAD! That smiley is making me queasy.

Dave Barry wrote a whole book about this. (Dedicated to whoever put the bomp in the bomp ba-bomp ba-bomp.) It started as a column, but he said that it got responses for YEARS.

According to his survey, the worst song in modern history is "MacArthur Park:"

Someone left the cake out in the rain
I don't think that I can TAKE it!
'Cause it took so long to BAKE it!
And I'll never have that recipe againnnnn...
Oh NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Number Two (rim shot) was "Yummy Yummy Yummy (I Got Love in My Tummy)"

I can't tell you any of the rest because I'll have them stuck in my head, and that will make me want to

Don't you hate when you get those songs you really hate stuck in your head?

Sugar, Sugar..

Don't you hate when you get those songs you really hate stuck in your head?

Sugar, Sugar..

Muskrat Suzy
Muskrat Sam
Do the jitterbug
Out in muskrat land...
MUSKRAT LOOOOOOVE...

...sorry there, I missed two.

BAD KITTY!!!

:nono1:​

Muskrat Suzy
Muskrat Sam
Do the jitterbug
Out in muskrat land...
MUSKRAT LOOOOOOVE...

Stop it. I'll be cursing you tomorrow!

What's new, pussycat?
Whoa-oh-oh...

I was in love with Tom Jones when I was a little teenybopper.

I was in love with Tom Jones when I was a little teenybopper.

He was hot.

How 'bout some "Achy Breaky Heart?"

You can tell my lips
Or you can tell my hips
That you're going to dump me if you can
But don't tell my liver
It never would forgive her
It might blow up and circumcise this man!

How 'bout some "Achy Breaky Heart?"

You can tell my lips
Or you can tell my hips
That you're going to dump me if you can
But don't tell my liver
It never would forgive her
It might blow up and circumcise this man!

This reminds me that I can hardly stand anything sung with a twang. :angry:

This reminds me that I can hardly stand anything sung with a twang. :angry:

On this we totally agree, Mermy!

Oooh! Arrrgh! Y'all are giving me an ulcer--I keep having flashes of icky songs!

I HATE "Wind Beneath My Wings." HATE IT!!! Reminds me of the farting noise that you make in your armpit. (Dave Barry said the same thing, but I swear that I've always thought that about it.)

I also hate that other drippy schmarmy song that Bette Midler sang shortly after that. I can't even remember what it was right now, and I don't really want to. Something about God. Something really STUPID about God. Bleh.

To Sir with Love
Breathe
Anything by Chicago

For shame! Usually you and I love the same music. I LOVE CHICAGO!

COLOR MY WORLD.

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For shame! Usually you and I love the same music. I LOVE CHICAGO!

COLOR MY WORLD.

Sorry, dear. Can't help it. They don't color my world.
Luv ya!

I actually really like a whole bunch of these most hated songs!!

My all time most despised song that nearly causes me to crash into walls, furniture and ditches in my frenzy to change the radio station is:
HAIR OF THE DOG by Nazareth (WKA "the son of a ***** song")

I actually really like a whole bunch of these most hated songs!!

My all time most despised song that nearly causes me to crash into walls, furniture and ditches in my frenzy to change the radio station is:
HAIR OF THE DOG by Nazareth (WKA "the son of a ***** song")

OOPS..mea culpa...I've been censored

Sorry, dear. Can't help it. They don't color my world.
Luv ya!

That's ok, I forgive you.

I have always hated the song "Afternoon Delight" ever since it came out in the 70's when I was a kid. I remember thinking, GOD THATS SOOOO GROSS!!!
Incidentally, thats one of Rocket's favorite scenes from "Ron Burgandy, Anchor Man." I think he's trying to talk the Ramblers into covering it.

ANYTHING sung by Nickelback

How could you not like the lyrics to their song "Figured you Out"?

Sadly, I haven't liked any Top 40 songs in forever.

i 2nd that !

Love Shack

"tin roof rusted" an all time great in my book !


i absolutely hate and despise and every other adjective the following:

imagine - john lennon - who told him he could sing anyhow
wonderful christmas time - paul mccartney. i will leave the store if this comes on their muzak...
this maroon 5 group - i can hear whiny men at home.....well, man but still....

reading another thread reminded me of another nauseater :

pretty much anything by sting, unless it was when he was with the police. he frightens me....

"Old Time Rock & Roll" - played at every wedding :roll: and "Mony Mony".

i second that!!!

Nickelback is a good group. And as for Chicago, Kansas and Journey, they shouldn't even be in this topic. All excellent groups. Classics, especially Chicago. Their horn section is phenomenal.

But I song I couldn't stand, Loving You by Minnie Riperton. I cannot stand caterwauling and wailing. Don't like Whitney Houston for the same reason.

Don't go breakin my heart and Doctor Hook and she was only 16.

I dont like anything by Bruce Sprinsteen