> Jennifer's wedding day was fast approaching. Nothing could dampen her
> excitement -- not even her parents' nasty divorce.
>
> Her mother had found the PERFECT dress to wear and would be the best
> dressed mother-of-the-bride ever! A week later, Jennifer was horrified to
> learn that her father's new young wife had bought the exact same dress as
> her mother!
>
>
> Jennifer asked her step mom to exchange it, but she refused.
> "Absolutely not! I look like a million bucks in this dress, and I'm wearing
> it," she replied.
>
> Jennifer told her mother who graciously said, "Never mind sweetheart.
> I'll get another dress. After all, it's your special day." A few days
> later, they went shopping and did find another gorgeous dress. When they
> stopped for lunch, Jennifer asked her mother, "Aren't you going to return
> the other dress?
> You really don't have another occasion where you could wear it."
>
> Her mother just smiled and replied, "Of course I do, dear. I'm wearing
> it to the rehearsal dinner the night before the wedding.
OL, this is one of my favorite jokes. 
:funn:
