REALLY important news

What's his name, Cletus?

Yeah I saw that. No recent pregnant pictures (that I saw) of Britney and no stats on the baby (size, length, weight)

I was just sitting here waiting for someone to post this!!! LOL LOL LOL

Ok, so I can go on with my day now. Thanks for the newsflash.

Preston Michael Spears Federline...as reported by Page Six...

Do we want to start a pool on how long it takes her to get hot again??

Do we want to start a pool on how long it takes her to get hot again??

I think Britney and Kevin's split will come way before she looks hot again. She was like the anti-hot as soon as she married that redneck (they could be relatives you know!).

I see her getting very back into shape. Not like Kate Hudson fast...but maybe Debra Messing fast. She'll be back. It's too good of a comeback opportunity to pass up.

Preston Michael Spears Federline...as reported by Page Six...

I actually like the name.

It's so great to have my first posting today, be of SUCH SUBSTANCE! :roll: He wanted the name "Vegas" , she wanted "Jami", they settled on Preston, I swear! It does seem as though the GRAVY TRAIN'S gettin' tired, huh? :clap_1: QUOTE=Kimmifunn]Preston Michael Spears Federline...as reported by Page Six...[/QUOTE]Re: REALLY important news

I see her getting very back into shape. Not like Kate Hudson fast...but maybe Debra Messing fast. She'll be back. It's too good of a comeback opportunity to pass up.

Do you think Debra Messing is back in shape? I was thinking it's taking her along time.

Of course I still haven't lost all mine from my first --- and he's 11!!! So I best not judge.

I hear she had a cesarean to avoid the pain of childbirth. :shock: Unbelievable.

This is unbelievevable, but so true!!! Brit said her momma told her giving birth was the most horrible pain and that she was having a c-section to avoid having any pain like that!!! Sorry, Brit...c-sections are no walk in the park...I guess she knows that today! KFed, Jr? Bless his heart....he'll be wearing his pampers looooow and will probably have an ear pierced a la daddy very soon!

This is unbelievevable, but so true!!! Brit said her momma told her giving birth was the most horrible pain and that she was having a c-section to avoid having any pain like that!!! Sorry, Brit...c-sections are no walk in the park...I guess she knows that today! KFed, Jr? Bless his heart....he'll be wearing his pampers looooow and will probably have an ear pierced a la daddy very soon!

And one fat bank account if his mommy and daddy don't spend all of that pop star loot. She better get back in shape and re-make herself before "her public" forgets her

What's his name, Cletus?

Sorry, Brit...c-sections are no walk in the park...I guess she knows that today!

...to say nothing of extended recovery time, mom's internals weakened by incisions, no natural (birthing) action on baby's lungs, yadayada (can you tell my wife's a doula ;-) )

This is unbelievevable, but so true!!! Brit said her momma told her giving birth was the most horrible pain and that she was having a c-section to avoid having any pain like that!!! Sorry, Brit...c-sections are no walk in the park...I guess she knows that today! KFed, Jr? Bless his heart....he'll be wearing his pampers looooow :rofl: and will probably have an ear pierced a la daddy very soon!

Why would a mother tell their child that?
I don't tell my kids that I hate basements and hate to go down there because there are bigger spiders than me running about. Then I would never have any help with the laundry. Rational or irrational fear...you don't want to transfer those feelings on to your children.

Preston Michael Spears Federline...as reported by Page Six...

But his nickname will be Asparagus

She was like the anti-hot as soon as she married that redneck (they could be relatives you know!).

LMAO!!

She would have been better off going natural.. I hear C-sections are no walk in the park (can't even pick up the baby?... is this true?) Hey Brit... ever hear the word Epidural?

She would have been better off going natural.. I hear C-sections are no walk in the park (can't even pick up the baby?... is this true?) Hey Brit... ever hear the word Epidural?

Speaking of epidurals, they gave my wife one when she reaced 4 cm and it didn't work. The anesthesiologist sp? guy came and pulled it out and tried it a second time and that one didn't work either. He came back a 3rd time and tried it again (there are now 3 holes in her back) and that one didn't work until she was at 9 cm.

I hear they're great when they work, but they can be a real b*tch if they don't.

Man... that sucks!! I quess I was lucky. I wonder if that anesthesiologist knew what he/she was doing? :shock: Nothing more fun than getting a huge needle stuck in your back 3 times in one birth... Thats just not right!

OK, so do Brandine and Cletus realize their kid's initials are PMS Federline?

I'm sure there are no pictures now so they can hold out for the highest bidder, like they did for the wedding. Can't wait to see little PMS with his doo-rag and ballcap.

I'm a little surprised about the C-section----A scar on the moneymaker, er, belly.

Man... that sucks!! I quess I was lucky. I wonder if that anesthesiologist knew what he/she was doing? :shock: Nothing more fun than getting a huge needle stuck in your back 3 times in one birth... Thats just not right!

Yea, the needle is the worst part..just knowing if you make one false move you could be in serious trouble. It's worth the risk though! It's wild how you go from excruciating pain to feeling no pain in a matter of moments. Best thing ever.

OK, so do Brandine and Cletus realize their kid's initials are PMS Federline?

I'm a little surprised about the C-section----A scar on the moneymaker, er, belly.

That's too funny

Isn't it harder to regain the perfect belly if you've had a c section?? Doesn't the cutting of the abs make the muscles weaker in the long run?? Just asking never had one myself.... not that you would know by my belly