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Who Wears Socks At The Beach?

kathydwells avatar
Darlene is my middle name, not my nickname
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Anyone we know????

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kathydwells avatar
Darlene is my middle name, not my nicknameAuthor
#52
Panama City Beach is just up the street to the east.

And I will never go there again....too many bad memories of my high school and college days!!!!
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#53
I'm speechless. Erg. Do you think that woman on the right is drawing his portrait?
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Meow
#54
I told him I was trying to read the wording, that I had left my glasses on my desk in my office!

Think he will believe it? :floor:

Now that my dear IS priceless!!!! Do you even remember what it said? I don't and no, I will not go back and look for you!
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Meow
#55
I'm speechless. Erg. Do you think that woman on the right is drawing his portrait?

Yikes, you mean IT'S portrait? EEEEEEEEEK!
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#56
I must be sick or stupid ... you specifically said "DO NOT DOUBLE CLICK THAT PICTURE" ......................................................... Gag reflex!!!! :shock: insert more than one puking smiley's. I'm really sorry I did!! :shock:
kathydwells avatar
Darlene is my middle name, not my nicknameAuthor
#57
I must be sick or stupid ... you specifically said "DO NOT DOUBLE CLICK THAT PICTURE" ......................................................... Gag reflex!!!! :shock: insert more than one puking smiley's. I'm really sorry I did!! :shock:

You can't say you weren't warned.:razz:
wishly avatar
Beach Lover
#58
Are you sure that man is alive? He might be dead. He might be a victim of the mafia. The mafia has creative ways of dealing with people who don't accept their offers. :biggrin:
picky
#59
Are you sure that man is alive? He might be dead. He might be a victim of the mafia. The mafia has creative ways of dealing with people who don't accept their offers. :biggrin:

You mean like in that movie "Weekend at Bernies?" Where those two kids dragged Bernie's corpse around from one Hamptons party to another? (This guy is a little heftier, though. :shock: )
Beach Fanatic
#60
Engineers.
Jdarg avatar
SoWal Expert
#61
Engineers.


(As I'm shooting the wine out of my nose...)

My husband, Bdarg, is an engineer in his "real" life, and he said I needed to tell y'all that engineers would only wear BLACK socks, not white.

BTW- he doesn't wear a pocket protector. He's a cool engineer.
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SoWal Expert
#62
Good grief- someone yank this keyboard out of my hands before I do some serious damage! I have headlined 3 forums now- and I have managed to do this with 3 family members talking to me! I guess the good part of all this is I have learned to multi- task!
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#63
Good grief- someone yank this keyboard out of my hands before I do some serious damage! I have headlined 3 forums now- and I have managed to do this with 3 family members talking to me! I guess the good part of all this is I have learned to multi- task!

I was thinking the other day what a blessing it was I only have a dog to feed...I can hear the kids now..."Mom, where's dinner, I'm starving?" "Mom I haven't had clean socks in a week!" "Mom, I need the computer to apply to college!!!" Ahhhh....Empty Nest, it's my turn!!! jdarg...have you thought about getting a blackberry? Run that by cck before you do!!!
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#64
I was thinking the other day what a blessing it was I only have a dog to feed...I can hear the kids now..."Mom, where's dinner, I'm starving?" "Mom I haven't had clean socks in a week!" "Mom, I need the computer to apply to college!!!" Ahhhh....Empty Nest, it's my turn!!! jdarg...have you thought about getting a blackberry? Run that by cck before you do!!!


I'd be afraid I would try to use the Blackberry while driving.
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margarita brocolia
#65
(As I'm shooting the wine out of my nose...)

...... and he said I needed to tell y'all that engineers would only wear BLACK socks, not white.
:floor: Guess this beached guy is not an engineer then. Hmmm - wonder what profession he might be in .. :scratch:
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#66
:floor: Guess this beached guy is not an engineer then. Hmmm - wonder what profession he might be in .. :scratch:


Bdarg the engineer husband says the "guy" in the thong might be a sumo wrestler. (The "guy" sounds like a "Friends" episode)

My son thinks he may be Fat Bastard from Austin Powers Goldmember. I think we can agree that it is NOT Goldmember.
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margarita brocolia
#67
If he would have just placed the socks a little more strategically on his body, everything would be okay.


:blink: Ya think so JOe? I DON'T think so. And I didn't even double click!
(Just now catching this thread.)

Kathy, was there any location indicated on the photo? Just so we know where to avoid! :eek:
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SoWal Guide
#68
My son thinks he may be Fat Bastard from Austin Powers Goldmember. I think we can agree that it is NOT Goldmember.


Good one!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You know, Kathy has way bigger nads than I do because I wanted to post that exact same photo from an email I received a few weeks ago, but didn't dare cause I was so grossed out that i figured it would seriously offend sowal members! I mean, it's horrid! But I'm glad she did cause I wanted to but wasn't nearly as brave... I thought it would be agin the rules. But after the "cake" thread, I guess we're getting just a tad more brazen... next time I shall POST it and dam the consequences!

this time next year, no tellin' what we'll be friggin talking 'bout! :biggrin:
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#69
I liked the "Cake Thread"!! :floor: :lol:
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#70
My husband is an engineer, too. He's a retired one, who does wear white socks...for bicycling. The khakis (if they belong to our guy) are a second clue. After we enlarged this unfortunate photo, my guy says the thong definitely takes the engineering profession out of consideration!
wishly avatar
Beach Lover
#71
I have on a pair of white socks now. :biggrin:
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SoWal Insider
#72
My husband is an engineer, too. He's a retired one, who does wear white socks...for bicycling. The khakis (if they belong to our guy) are a second clue. After we enlarged this unfortunate photo, my guy says the thong definitely takes the engineering profession out of consideration!

Yes I'm sure you're right Donna. An engineer would have been more particular about the, um, fit.
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SoWal Expert
#73
Yes I'm sure you're right Donna. An engineer would have been more particular about the, um, fit.

Unless said engineer had too much to drink and passed out in the sun. At least one of the boys was protected from the damaging rays of the sun.
kathydwells avatar
Darlene is my middle name, not my nicknameAuthor
#74
Good one!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You know, Kathy has way bigger nads than I do because I wanted to post that exact same photo from an email I received a few weeks ago, but didn't dare cause I was so grossed out that i figured it would seriously offend sowal members! I mean, it's horrid! But I'm glad she did cause I wanted to but wasn't nearly as brave... I thought it would be agin the rules. But after the "cake" thread, I guess we're getting just a tad more brazen... next time I shall POST it and dam the consequences!

this time next year, no tellin' what we'll be friggin talking 'bout! :biggrin:

Tootsie, I really figured I would get banned after I posted it. I thought twice about it, but the devil in me took over and I hit the submit button!!!! I told Kurt that if he wouldn't ban me, I would be a good girl!!!

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