Top ten things men SHOULDN'T say out loud in Victoria's Secret:
10 Does this come in children's sizes?
9 No thanks. Just Sniffing.
8 I'll be in the dressing room going blind.
7 Mom will love this.
6 Oh the size won't matter. She's inflatable.
5 No need to wrap it up. I'll eat it here.
4 Will you model this for me???
3 The Miracle What?? This is better than world peace!!
2 45 bucks?? You're just gonna end up NAKED anyway!!
And the number one thing that a man should never, ever say out
loud in Victoria's Secret:
1 Oh honey, you'll never squeeze your fat a** into that.
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SoWal Expert
I like #2.
Beach Fanatic
I like #2.
Ain't that the truth? I pay 45 bucks for a rubber band that she's gonna wear for 4.6 seconds.
SoWal Expert
Ain't that the truth? I pay 45 bucks for a rubber band that she's gonna wear for 4.6 seconds.
Your money is better spent on a nice dinner, bottle of wine, or.....here is a free idea- an offer to clean the entire house and do it right!!! Although many women might just fall over dead with the free idea and that wouldn't be fun!
Darlene is my middle name, not my nickname
Ain't that the truth? I pay 45 bucks for a rubber band that she's gonna wear for 4.6 seconds.
WOW...you're quick LL!!!
Beach Fanatic
WOW...you're quick LL!!!
I don't mess around
Darlene is my middle name, not my nickname
I don't mess around
GET ER DONE.
Beach Fanatic
GET ER DONE.
SoWal Expert
Let's add a few--
#11. Do you want this butt floss in black or red?
#12. See-through is not good on you.
#13. Didn't I buy that for you before? (OOPs- that was for the mistress!)
#11. Do you want this butt floss in black or red?
#12. See-through is not good on you.
#13. Didn't I buy that for you before? (OOPs- that was for the mistress!)
Beach FanaticAuthor
Ain't that the truth? I pay 45 bucks for a rubber band that she's gonna wear for 4.6 seconds.
She's a very lucky woman! With that kind of speed, she won't even miss a commercial! Beach Fanatic
She doesn't watch tv afterwards, she just lays there shaking.
-You started it.
Darlene is my middle name, not my nickname
She doesn't watch tv afterwards, she just lays there shaking.
-You started it.
GET ER DONE...GOOD !!!!!:clap_1: :clap_1: :clap_1:
Funnkalicious
She doesn't watch tv afterwards, she just lays there shaking.
-You started it.
Oh my God. :shock:
Darlene is my middle name, not my nickname
Oh my God. :shock:
Kimmi, isn't he such a bragger?
Funnkalicious
Kimmi, isn't he such a bragger?
He is...
I wish I could say that about my man...
Darlene is my middle name, not my nickname
He is...
I wish I could say that about my man...
I am with you girlfriend!!!!! I might have shivered once, but laid there and shake?
SoWal Expert
I am with you girlfriend!!!!! I might have shivered once, but laid there and shake?
Kathydwells- you are a panic! If we are ever at the beach at the same time, I will know who you are by the crowd of people around you- laughing and peeing in their pants.
Darlene is my middle name, not my nickname
Kathydwells- you are a panic! If we are ever at the beach at the same time, I will know who you are by the crowd of people around you- laughing and peeing in their pants.
Well, I tell you what, my next visit will be 7/8/06 - 7/16/06 come on down and I will buy you a drink, and we will laugh and pee in our pants together!!! How about that????
Beach Comber
How to know what to buy your "honey" at Victoria's Secret:
Walk in the store and pick out something you like.
Pick it up and then throw it on the floor.
If it doesn't look good there, don't buy it because that is where it is going to spend most of its time!
Walk in the store and pick out something you like.
Pick it up and then throw it on the floor.
If it doesn't look good there, don't buy it because that is where it is going to spend most of its time!
SoWal Expert
Well, I tell you what, my next visit will be 7/8/06 - 7/16/06 come on down and I will buy you a drink, and we will laugh and pee in our pants together!!! How about that????
Oh shoot- that has always been around the time we go- the week or 2 after 4th of July. Due to scheduling conflicts, it is June this year. And don't you have a 12 yr. old son too?
Darlene is my middle name, not my nickname
Oh shoot- that has always been around the time we go- the week or 2 after 4th of July. Due to scheduling conflicts, it is June this year. And don't you have a 12 yr. old son too?
Yes, I do have a 12 yr. old son. You are not going to believe this either, for the past 9 years we have always gone down the last week of June, but when we all went to make reservations for 2006, they didn't have enough rooms, so we had to move it until July. We come down with 7 other families. We will hook up sometime hopefully!!!!!
Beach Fanatic
Your money is better spent on a nice dinner, bottle of wine, or.....here is a free idea- an offer to clean the entire house and do it right!!! Although many women might just fall over dead with the free idea and that wouldn't be fun
Beach Lover
Does LL's wife lay there shaking because she saw him outfitted in her Victoria's Secret clothing? I would shake too!
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