Back to SoWal Lounge

Grandma's Birth Control

kathydwells avatar
Darlene is my middle name, not my nickname
388 views
The doctor that had been seeing an 80-year-old woman for most of her life finally retired. At her next checkup, the new doctor told her to bring a list of all the medicines that had been prescribed for her.

As the young doctor was looking through these, his eyes grew wide as he realized she had a prescription for birth control pills.

"Mrs. Smith, do you realize these are BIRTH CONTROL pills?" Yes, they help me sleep at night." Mrs. Smith, I assure you there is absolutely NOTHING in these that could possibly help you sleep!"

She reached out and patted the young Doctor's knee. "Yes, dear, I know that. But every morning, I grind one up and mix it in the glass of orange juice that my 16 year old granddaughter drinks... And believe me, it helps me sleep at night."

Edited

Replies

6
sunspotbaby avatar
SoWal Insider
#2
Thanks again KDW.:floor: I'll have to remember this one in about 16 years!!

BTW- Congrats on 10,000. I don't think I'll ever make it that far:biggrin:
Cheering472 avatar
SoWal Insider
#3
:floor: I considered telling my teen it was a vitamin supplement.
kathydwells avatar
Darlene is my middle name, not my nicknameAuthor
#5
Thanks again KDW.:floor: I'll have to remember this one in about 16 years!!

BTW- Congrats on 10,000. I don't think I'll ever make it that far:biggrin:

Your welcome. Print this out and save it SB!!!!!

Thanks on the congrats. You will get there my dear!!!!! :clap:
dbuck avatar
Beach Fanatic
#6
:lol: I didn't expect that, but I can certainly understand it. :clap:

Checking your forum account

Please wait while we verify your forum account.

New posts