Drunk Speak

SoWal Insider

Oct 18, '07 · 8:15 PM984

THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Innovative
2. Preliminary
3. Proliferation
4. Cinnamon

THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Specificity
2. Anti-constitutionalistically
3. Passive-aggressive disorder
4. Transubstantiate

THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Thanks, but I don't want to have sex.
2. Nope, no more booze for me!
3. Sorry, but you're not really my type.
4. Taco Bell? No thanks, I'm not hungry.
5. Good evening, officer. Isn't it lovely out tonight?
6. Oh, I couldn't! No one wants to hear me sing karaoke.
7. I'm not interested in fighting you.
8. Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have no
coordination. I'd hate to look like a fool!
9. Where is the nearest bathroom? I refuse to pee in this
parking lot or on the side of the road or in the sand.
10. I must be going home now, as I have to work in the morning.

Edited Oct 18, '07 · 8:19 PM

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SoWal Expert

Oct 18, '07 · 8:17 PM#2

THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Innovative
2. Preliminary
3. Proliferation
4. Cinnamon

THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Specificity
2. Anti-constitutionalistically
3. Passive-aggressive disorder
4. Transubstantiate

THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Thanks, but I don't want to have sex.
2. Nope, no more booze for me!
3. Sorry, but you're not really my type.
4. Taco Bell? No thanks, I'm not hungry.
5. Good evening, officer. Isn't it lovely out tonight?
6. Oh, I couldn't! No one wants to hear me sing karaoke.
7. I'm not interested in fighting you.
8. Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have no
coordination. I'd hate to look like a fool!
9. Where is the nearest bathroom? I refuse to pee in this
parking lot or on the side of the road.
10. I must be going home now, as I have to work in the morning.

In Texas, #4 would be Whataburger---just don't order the pumpkin pie!

Beach Fanatic

Oct 18, '07 · 8:23 PM#3

:funn::rofl: :floor:

Hubba just asked, 'what?" :lolabove:

I'm going to have to copy and paste this one.

SoWal Expert

Oct 18, '07 · 8:26 PM#4

THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Innovative
2. Preliminary
3. Proliferation
4. Cinnamon

THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Specificity
2. Anti-constitutionalistically
3. Passive-aggressive disorder
4. Transubstantiate

THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Thanks, but I don't want to have sex.
2. Nope, no more booze for me!
3. Sorry, but you're not really my type.
4. Taco Bell? No thanks, I'm not hungry.
5. Good evening, officer. Isn't it lovely out tonight?
6. Oh, I couldn't! No one wants to hear me sing karaoke.
7. I'm not interested in fighting you.
8. Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have no
coordination. I'd hate to look like a fool!
9. Where is the nearest bathroom? I refuse to pee in this
parking lot or on the side of the road or in the sand.
10. I must be going home now, as I have to work in the morning.

And, I know I heard at least 9 out of 10 of these Saturday night! #9 several times. :lol:

SoWal InsiderAuthor

Oct 18, '07 · 8:29 PM#5

And, I know I heard at least 9 out of 10 of these Saturday night! #9 several times.

be careful! Miss Kitty will tinkle on your tiara! :blink:

Meow

Oct 18, '07 · 8:29 PM#6

And, I know I heard at least 9 out of 10 of these Saturday night! #9 several times.

PE* FRIGHT! :floor:

SoWal Expert

Oct 18, '07 · 8:30 PM#7

PE* FRIGHT!

Where is that Sunkist? :idontno:

fartblossom

Oct 18, '07 · 8:35 PM#8

good one bb !

FunnChef - AlisonCooks.com

Oct 18, '07 · 10:04 PM#9

what are you talking about????? :idontno:

hmmmm......can't remember

Oct 18, '07 · 11:12 PM#10

Dang...

It was like a litter box in front of certain vehicles. (Not that I ever have problems with any of the things on that list...)

Edited Oct 18, '07 · 11:12 PM

Beach Fanatic

Oct 19, '07 · 8:26 AM#11

8. Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have no
coordination. I'd hate to look like a fool!

Oh sheeet, had to read this again! :floor:

Meow

Oct 19, '07 · 8:32 AM#12

8. Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have no
coordination. I'd hate to look like a fool!

Oh sheeet, had to read this again!

Never stops me! Oh, wait a minute...I am a fool! :wave:

hmmmm......can't remember

Oct 19, '07 · 8:33 AM#13

8. Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have no
coordination. I'd hate to look like a fool!

Oh sheeet, had to read this again!

What do you have in that coffee? (I think you need to hit it again!

)

Beach Fanatic

Oct 19, '07 · 9:28 AM#14

Never heard this one;

Good evening, officer. Isn't it lovely out tonight?

:rofl:

Beach Fanatic

Oct 19, '07 · 9:49 AM#15

Never stops me! Oh, wait a minute...I am a fool!

Me too and it's funn most of the time! :blush:

I wanted to dance with all my old friends I hadn't seen in years at my best friend's son's wedding this past Spring. :roll: Dang that booze does it to me!

NoHall ;-), you are correct I do need another coffee hit.

Mornin'.

Beach Fanatic

Oct 19, '07 · 10:10 AM#16

Never heard this one;

Good evening, officer. Isn't it lovely out tonight?

:rofl:

I bet you've heard some :blink:

stories

!!! Guess what a nice officer let me go the other evening. I was in 30 mph and had just pulled out of a Mexican restaurant parking lot and I weaved twice. He let me go because, he asked and " I was fine", I told him and I was just talkin' to Hubba and opening my chocolate mint. I was so glad and kind of surprised I wasn't speeding because Hubba was telling me I only had 8 minutes instead of 11 to get him home to watch Jeff Fisher Show because I had to talk for 3 minutes at the cash register at the restaurant.

Oh well, he was avery nice officer but Hubba missed 22 minutes of his program. :blush:

You'd think the world stopped revolving, poor fella.